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- Wayward Sailor...
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 9 Jun 2010 14:01:48 EDT
Ooops!  here's the June 7th report, Dear Miss Mermaid's fault it didn't get posted in time, she drove off the map...
 
June 7th
 
Sunday was a Sun Day!  Few clouds and mostly sun for the majority of the day... It was Hot,  91 which is hot for this place!  Winds were light at about 8 knots and seas were under 3 feet from what I could see and the only big waves were from the ferry boats that sometime come in a bit closer than they should.  Most boats cleared out just after sundown and went home for a week's work or turning in the boat that was chartered.  And the BEST part was I got to eat the leftover spaghetti I made Saturday Night.  OMG it always taste even better the next day and it was great the night I made it.
 
Was talking to a special friend about Pasta.  I said I always use the Julia Childs Method of cooking Pasta Dishes.  YES, I know Julia was into primarily French Cooking but her basic method works with about any food type... particularly when Wine is used.
 
As I apply Julia's method to cooking spaghetti is to first ALWAYS use a good wine when cooking... DO NOT use cheap "cooking wines" and ALWAYs have several bottles available.... it will never spoil... or I should say I've never had any spoil.  To make sure the wine is really good you first have to have a glass as you set up for doing your dish.  If it is good then the dish will be good.  On the boat where I have a limited supply of fresh veggies and herbs and even the LP gas can be expensive and it can make the inside of the boat very hot when you cook for long times.... I start with a basic jar of sauce... such as a Ragu Traditional or the one's with something added but NEVER Meat (you put that in yourself)  As the basic sauce is heating you add a glass of wine to it and let it marry into the sauce while you add the "other" items such as sundried tomatoes, olives, garlic any special spices you love to kick things up and while you are doing this you also have another glass of wine.  I generally add meat to the sauce,  Slice up and break up a chunk of pepperoni or some sausage you have.  Allow it to all cook together and that will take about one more glass of wine.  When you taste test it you may fine it needs a bit of pepper or salt and usually another glass of wine for the sauce and yourself.  I LOVE Angle Hair Pasta because it cooks so fast on the boat... it takes about an additional half glass of wine and it will be ready!  If you drink a full glass of wine, it will be over cooked.  Just before serving up the sauce over the pasta, add in a good hand full of shredded cheese and allow it to melt in and stir the mixture but to not try to over blend it.  Your going for layers of taste.
 
Put the sauce over the drained Angle hair and add a good cheese topping of Romano and Assieago.  Let it cool a bit... about a glass of wine worth of cooling..  Then Eat IT!  with a glass of two of wine and some nice garlic bread then finish off any left over wine when finished.
 
The Julia Childs Method will always assure your Pasta Dish will be Prefect!!!  Also a Helpful NOTE:  Place half the empty wine bottles in your neighbors trash can.  this will assure that the sanitation workers do not hurt their backs when picking up your trash.  Being thoughtful is important... think about that .... while your having a glass of wine.
 
Mmmmm I feel like making pasta again ........  Think I'll have a glass of wine and think about it.
 
OOooohhh Yes today has started out with a big gray cloud with huge rain drops...Then the Sun popped out then another cloud with smaller rain drops.... Guess that means we will have a partly Sunny Day with rain???  Winds are down to about 2 knots and were from the South at first light but now seem to be clocking back to the East.  Seas are calm with not much of a ripple in the Bay or Channel that I can see.  Could be a HOT one if the wind does not pick up to the 8 to 10 knots the forecast predicts.  One GOOD thing is the haze seems to be a bit less today.... I can actually see some details of Jost Van Dyke which has just been a dark green/ gray blob. 
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
A Sailor does not live by Rum alone......

- Wednesday
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 9 Jun 2010 13:59:51 EDT
There's a tropical wave out there to watch...but not a threat the to Virgin islands at this time.
 
Wayward Sailor sailed off the flat edge of the ocean and Dear Miss Mermaid managed to drive off the map.  Sooooo... that's why no reports from either lately.
 
Sorry 'bout dat!
 
 
 
 
 
 

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- Sunday in the Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 6 Jun 2010 12:41:58 EDT
We all need to remember the Sailors, Solders and Airmen who served the world on this day in 1944.  We owe them more than we could ever repay.
 
We had a mostly sunny day yesterday!  An overcast did attempt to move in about mid day but didn't last long.  We were able to recover a boat which was adrift and return it to the owners who were 25 miles away from home when, while snorkeling, noticed the boat missing from the mooring they "tied" it to.  Made my eyes water when they came by and saluted by all standing in their boat and saying hip hip whoray to me on the way home.  Made my day.
 
At 6AM the sky is mostly clear with the sun about to pop over the mountain!!!!  Had good sun for the panels yesterday but did run the generator to top them off for the nights energy needs.  Cool 81 out now... how nice that feels with the damp morning air.  Winds are very light maybe about 2 knots at best and the bay is like glass.  the 6 other boats and myself are pointed South??? those in the inter harbour are all mixed up.  One is pointed North, one West and one to the North East.  This may be the last sunny day for a bit as we are told we have another front moving in and the early part of the week will have more clouds and rain but hopefully more Sun than last week.  We still have a haze and may get a short break from the Sharai Dust.  I'll try to get a photo to show people what it does to a white boat but the dew need to dry first.
 
Going for my walk later this AM and do a bit of swimming along the beach and probably chat with some people with my Park Hat on.... LOL always get questions when I have it on... most from people wanting to know how to get my job!!!  They seem only marginally disappointed when they learn there is No Pay.
 
Well off to make da coffee do a word puzzle then take a nap before I head out on my walk.... now who would want a job that make you work that hard????
 
 Dat Wayward Sailor...
 
Ah, you did a rescue, good on ya sailor!!! Hip Hop Hooray!
 
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MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE:
Hi Dear Miss Mermaid.
I am as confused as ever as to whom and where you are!
Are you the wayward gardner,sailor,and dear miss mermaid spinning all
those delightful yarns are or you 3 distinct people? Me head be
spinnin'!!
Are you in the BVI or in FL?
You mentioned Lake Placid.Now I doubt you mean the NY Lake Placid so ya
must be going to the one not that far from Orlando there in FL where I
think you or somebody claiming to be you is.
So keep up the great confusion...I love it.

Mikey
 
Yeah Mikey, we are all confused!  Tee hee hee *hiccup*  have some more rum and we shall explain...
 
Dear Miss Mermaid temporarily left da islands for medical reasons, but arrived in America, well homeless!  So dat crazy Mermaid searched high and low and bought an old used motorhome to live in for the time being while she be chasing about doing traditional medicine and alternative treatments and fun stuff like dat. She will be back in the islands soon come mon, soon come.
 
Two of the mermaids cohorts, dat infamous Wayward Sailor and another person who is famous for gardening, well anyhow, dey be helping da Dear Miss Mermaid out here, by keeping all the local reports alive and well until she can get back in person and take care of it all.
 
So some is written by Dear Miss Mermaid, some by Mermaid Gardener and some by dat Wayward Sailor from his pirate ship.
 
Now, some of you may have heard, when Dear Miss Mermaid was brutally attacked, she suffered a severe injury to her head. This has made for grand speculation, did she split into three personalities???  After all she loves gardening, and sailing and traveling and so on...
 
So go figure. I don't have multiple personalities, just ask any of us...
 
Which, by the way, Dear Miss Mermaid fled Lake Placid and rumor on the other blog is that she is at exit 58 on I-4 with a bunch of firemen!  Do tell...  life just keeps getting stranger...
 
 

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- Bright Lights in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 5 Jun 2010 10:42:41 EDT
Life in paradise is good today!
 
No storms, no hurricanes, no worries.  The pic below was taken moments ago at White Bay on Jost Van Dyke in the BVI.
 
About our local correspondents:
Miss Mermaid Gardener has left the BVI to go garden elsewhere, but she will return in a few weeks.
 
Dat Wayward Sailor is playing pirate somewhere in the BVI and probably doesn't have internet access.
 
Dear Miss Mermaid is having way too much fun, she is broken down and camping out at a repair and salvage facility in an old motorhome in Longwood, Florida.  See the other blog for all the foolishness with alarms, 911 calls, fire trucks, highway patrol and so on. Never a dull moment... 
 
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE TO DEAR MISS MERMAID:
The book is laugh-out-loud funny...and so many situations so true to the islands.  We're excited as we've been able to squeeze in a couple of days end of month and we're heading down to St. John and St. Thomas...too quick a trip to get over to the BVI this time, but maybe later in the year. :) 

I did another post on my blog yesterday about the BVI.  A few years ago we went to Guana Island for a few days (too expensive to stay very long) and had a fun time, met some interesting people, and as always enjoyed the islands.  I did a post about the old Chinese fellow who lives and works on the island.

Anyway, I'm saving the rest of your book to read enroute to get me in the island swing of things!!

Cheers,

Katie

http://katiepickardfawcett.wordpress.com/
 
WOW!  THANK you Katie!  You made my day!  You have a fantastic blog, I wish my other blog looked so pretty, I just have to learn more of that CSS programming stuff.
 
I am SO GRATEFUL for all the wonderful readers who have bought my book; Hurricanes and Hangovers. THANK YOU, THANK YOU!  You are wonderful! 
 
Don't be bashful, ask your friends or book dealer to buy books (yes, wholesale prices are available for souvenir shops and book stores) just ask Dear Miss Mermaid for details. 
 
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BITE MY TONGUE!  Just as I was sending this post off for you to read, dat Wayward Sailor turned up!
 
Strange light in da Captains cabin this AM woke me.... well it was 8:30!  Thought I had left the overhead lights on last night while reading but then again I always use the small book light at night not the more power consuming overheads.  It was not the cabin lights.... even out side was bright... climbed the companion way steps and stuck my head out the hatch and a Large Bright Object was in the Eastern Sky just over the mountain tops.  I recall a story when I was younger about a couple of bright lights in the sky... one was related to Christmas.... but I was not in a sandy waterless wasteland..... the other was about something called the Sun.   After having a small pot of coffee and thinking about the strange light, a sailor from another boat came along side in her dink and also commented about the bright light and asked if she could buy enough coffee to make a pot for her and her mate.  Gave her enough and would never charge a sailor for the fixin's for coffee in the AM if I had it available.  She said it was the first time she had seen the Sun out full in the AM in over 2 weeks and that a cloud and haze had been following them for that long on their slow voyage from Puerto Rico.  Told her I was initially confused by the bright light but after a couple of cups of coffee also recognized it to be the rumored Sun I had almost forgotten about.
 
Sunny and 88 this AM.... going to get HOT.  Water Temp is still 85 and winds are light and variable but mostly Easterly at under 8 knots.  Sir Francis Drake Channel looks calm with seas under 3 feet and a few boats are out sailing.  Also getting lots of power boats moving around as though they were lost with no idea where to go.
 
Had a LARGE group of teens on a group of 3 boats, two power and one cat.  All very loud and totally with out parental supervision.  Five and six year olds were running high powered dinks through the mooring in games of chase and several started bow ridding which is against the Park rules and I had to advise the adults who were getting to the point of being beyond pleasantly drunk by noon..  Odd thing was one girl about 15 or so seemed to be the only person acting as an adult and seem to bring reason to the group.  Was rather glad when they all left the bay about 5PM but they had chased off about a dozen boats who would not put up with the noise.
 
Today we are filling up with the small power boats bringing in snorkel's and scuba groups... this will continue until about 3PM then a more calm bay will return.  Hopefully a few voyagers will stop in for the night... they always have interesting stories to share with da Wayward sailor but most still do not believe the one about the mermaid who uses a computer and lives on the land for a while.  Just wonder what they would think about a certain sea girl that makes cloudy days seem like sunny ones and can also cook.... and do many other things.  No... they would never buy into an old sea story such as that.  I'll just stick with the one of the Peg Legged Sea Gull.
 
Need to finish my Word Puzzle and get to less important things like cleaning the Sahara Dust off the decks.
 
later da Wayward Saillor
 
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What a great pic from White Bay at Jost van Dyke or as I like to say Jost van Yikes! and my friend who lived there many, many years, calls it Goats van Dyke!
 
 
 

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- Friday in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 4 Jun 2010 11:14:07 EDT
Passage West from Eastern End of Tortola to the Soper's Hole and St. John area was fair.  Had a East-SouthEast wind at about 8 knots with Sir Francis Drake Channel current working with me and seas under 4 feet and not too much on the beam.  Not much Sun, you could occasionally see it looking through a heavy vial of haze.  One of those days it is easy to forget to put sunscreen on or a hat!  Not this time for me... still have a tinder head from the last omission.
 
Winds died down to about 4 to 5 knots, allowing the mosquitoes to have a free dinner on boats moored a bit toooOOOOOoo close to shore.  I even had a few venture out my way but the little clay diffuser for misquote coils worked great and I was able to stay in my less than minimal state of dress with out distress, and just good measure, I hung the netting in the Masters Cabin for the night.  Good night sleep with smooth seas with just enough rocking to put an old sailor to sleep quickly.
 
This AM we still have winds between 4 and 6 knots but should edge up a bit with the day.  Temps now are 86 with water temp 85... this AM's swim was like ...NICE....
 
Partly cloudy with continued haze but hopes of having some real sun for the solar panels.  Had to run the generator a bit last night for the frige and a pack of Popcorn and limited use of a fan when the short showers cause the vents and hatches to need closing.
 
Forecast is for a better weekend then more showers early next week.  Have a few projects I need a couple of days of no rain to finish and may give one a shot today if it gets sunny enough.  However putting things off is not looked at as necessarily bad in da islands... that is just how it is done....
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
 

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- Day 3 of hurricane season in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2010 10:45:26 EDT
No storms, no hurricanes, just paradise and flowers!
 
Can you name this flower?
Starfruit!
 
 

Warm and Sunny Regards,
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Available in the USA, UK, France, Germany, India, PR and the BVI


- Day Two hurricane season in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 2 Jun 2010 08:48:25 EDT
Sail from West End to East End Tortola on the 1st was really different.  Sun never came up.  Just a heavy haze acting like a fluorescent bulb.  Could not see where the sun was or estimate what time it was by the sun's position.  Visibility was under a mile and when I was off the Eastern end of Frenchman's Cay, I could Not see Norman or Peter Islands.
 
We did have a larger than typical number of sail boats out sailing around Soper's Hole.  Most charter fleets reduce prices as of June.  Some on the 1st others on the 15th but I would guess you could work a deal with some of them.
 
Not as overcast and hazy this AM and I do hope for a bit more actual sun.  Those solar panels didn't get much work yesterday and I will have to haul up the Honda 2000i tonight to top up the batteries to keep the frig in operation.  We definitely have had more winds overnight.... probably around 17 knots from the South East.  Seas should be over the 3 to 4 that were forecast, I would guess 4 to 6 in the open channels between islands and probably 3 to 5 in the Sir Francis Drake Channel.  Temp is already 86 and water temp is setting at 85.  I actually see a few shafts of real sun light breaking through the overcast and haze.  Only a few boats appear to be out and about now but the real sailors will love the winds.  Just hope they keep the sun protection on and a hat even when the clouds are covering them.  I'm still getting over a bit of over exposure to the top of my head from a couple of weeks ago.
 
Heading into Road Town this AM for some coffee and a Danish and to do some serious shopping for a couple of critical items and try to extend my visa a bit.  Wish my afternoon could be like last week... but that is not possible this week because so many people are off island for a while and some for the season.  This is the start of the Slow season which really kicks in during August/September/October.  While I have been down during part of that time, I've never been down for the full time.  Looking forward to it and still a bit concerned over the weather forecast for the season.
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
****************************************************************
You may think this gardener has gone crazy looking all over Tortola 
for Peonys, this gal took the long trek back to the Midwest.  Lovely 
Peonys are not subtropical plants.  When I left over the weekend my 
tropical garden was starting to really come around.  I'm looking 
forward to seeing it again in a couple of weeks, but until I return, 
my gardener will continue to keep the jungle and wild tamarind at 
bay.  He will be continuing to fend of pests, fertilize, do some 
planting, and make all the plants happy with his love of plants.  Was 
so sad to leave paradise, but as I walk around my Midwest garden this 
morning it too calls for my green thumb attention.

Signing off just momentary...the Mermaid Gardener
 
Beautiful flowers from dat Mermaid Gardender of course!
 
Day 2 of hurricane season and nothing bad on the horizon (so far!) 
What would Dear Miss Mermaid do in her time of absence without all these wonderful helpers? Read about Dear Miss Mermaid's current where-abouts on the other blog.
 

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- (no subject)
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 1 Jun 2010 09:08:41 EDT
Day starts off very overcast with a light mist and winds about 10 Knots from the East.  Temp is 81 with water temp still at 84.  Appears the front that is over the Virgin Islands will continue as it reaches back well into the Southern Caribbean and is drifting slowly our way.  Better chance for more sunny skies later in the week and lower chance of showers.  Winds are forecast to be between 8 and 12 knots with seas 2 to 4 feet in our area.  A Northern swell is anticipated to build up for a day or so then back to normal.  The Swell generally effects the Atlantic facing shores and has far less effect in the Sir Francis Drake Channel.
 
I'll be heading up to Penn's Landing for a few days later today.  I need to check in on a distressed swimmer before I leave to make sure she is OK.  Lucky an observant sailors pulled her from the water and got her back to her boat and located her family who were waiting for her in another location, unaware of the problem.  I'm really the wrong person to say it as I often swim alone but.... you should Not Swim Alone particularly on Long Swims.  I try to make sure I'm around others when I take a longer swim but like most sailors often kick around the water near the boat to cool off and get some physical activity when other cardiovascular activity isn't available.
 
It will be great to kick back at Penn's Landing for a few days, make some bus trips into Road Town to pick up a few thing and have a coffee and Danish at a fav shop where I always meet interesting people to chat with.
 
Well off the check on my peep's then finish getting the boat sea ready and cast off the mooring heading out into the gray skys which hopefully will break open with some sun later today!
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
Today is the first day of Atlantic HURRICANE SEASON which runs until November 30th.  
 
THE LIST OF STORM NAMES FOR 2010 IS AS FOLLOWS:
 
 NAME           PRONUNCIATION   
 ----------------------------
 ALEX                           
 BONNIE                         
 COLIN                          
 DANIELLE       DAN YELL-       
 EARL                           
 FIONA                          
 GASTON                         
 HERMINE        HER MEEN-       
 IGOR           E GOR-         
 JULIA                         
 KARL
 LISA            LEE- SA
 MATTHEW
 NICOLE          NI COLE-
 OTTO
 PAULA
 RICHARD         RICH- ERD
 SHARY           SHA- REE
 TOMAS           TO MAS-
 VIRGINIE        VIR JIN- EE
 WALTER
 
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- Happy Memorial Day in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 31 May 2010 08:46:47 EDT
Having a kicked back Sunday in West End was the plan.  Breakfast at Da Best Cup, a walk along the shops, then quiet time on the boat... Well not that quiet actually but true quality time... THEN  THEY ARRIVED.... Ever been kicked back enjoying... well .... anything then a dozens of Big / Medium and Small race boats EXPLODE onto the scene? 
 
hWell that Will Happen if you mooring is near one of the BVI Poker Run Check in points.  I was just off Jolly Roger's when the noise and smell of hundreds of gallons of gas, diesel and nitro fuel started filling the air... Boy!  Talk about turning a kicked back Sunday into a near panic!  Ever see all these boat attempt to get up to a 40 foot dock.... all at the same time?  One poor Ferry Boat that was attempting to make his run to St. Thomas had to leave the boat channel and make his way through the moorings as the channel was full of million dollar  race boats kicking up a 3 to 4 foot sea attempting to hold a place in line to get there Poker Card.  Not sure where the next stop was but some appeared to head for Norman Island, the Bight and others appeared to be headed to Jost Van Dyke.  It will take hours for the echos and smell of spent fuel to leave the harbor!
 
Today, Memorial Day, we started off with actually being able to see the near full moon and a few stars.  They have been covered by clouds and haze for a week.... But, just about 6 AM another rain shower moved in and a mostly cloudy start of the day took over.  82 degrees here after the rain, water temp is still at about 84, winds are... well we have NO winds.  Boats pointing in all directions but we do expect a turn back to more typical wind directions as the day goes on.  Past few days have had West and South West winds.  Had some South Winds last night and those should move more East as the sun rises and heats things up.  Rain chance is near 50% until Wednesday then it drops to the standard 30%.  Seas are flat in the bay and most of what I can see of the Sir Francis Drake Channel at this time but they should move up to the 2 to 3 foot area as the day moves on and by mid week back to 3 to 4 with winds 10 knots and under but a chance for fresh breezes to occur later in the week.  Hope we get some sun... the little Honda seems to have cloned a few copies on other small boats.  I saw two other duplicate Honda 2000i generators on other boats in the bay.  You really have to see them as you generally can't hear them unless you are real close but they do a great job of keeping the boats house battery bank charged for my toys such as the computer and other items like the fridge which is essential for Cold Red Stripe and other critical foods such as a nice grouper steak I'll be having tonight.
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
Those are the poker run go-fast speed boats coming into Sopers Hole.
approaching the docks to get their poker cards
 
Varoom!
 
 

- Sun is out, come on down to the BVI!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 30 May 2010 07:29:26 EDT
Here comes the sun!
 
 
 

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- Big weekend in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 29 May 2010 08:59:00 EDT
On 27 I sailed down the Sir Francis Drake Channel thinking I needed to have a Fog Horn ready.  Actually the surface visibility was about a mile and a half but the overhead looked as though if it dropped it would be like sailing in Pea Soup.  Very few boats out, all the cats were motor sailing and all the REAL boats were sailing with foresails or both the foresail and main as the wind had a lot of South in it and going up or down the channel was about the same.  Problem was the winds were very light possibly about 7 knots at best.  I hung in Leinster Bay for the afternoon and had several showers and could not really enjoy the near full moon due to the overcast.
 
On the 28 I had a nice sail down to Cruiz Bay to do a bit of shopping and pick up my allocation of gas for the weeks work as Volunteer for the National Park Service.  Had on a minor and short sprinkle of two all the time I was going to, in and returning from Cruiz Bay.  Enjoyed the opportunity to pop into the Baked in the Sun bakery and have a nice warm toasted bagel and coffee.  I was going shopping for food for the boat and learned a long time ago that if I'm hungry when I food shop.... when I get back to the boat (or home)  I have lots of snacks but little food!!!!  After shopping and getting my Gas tanks filled, made the way back East and found I then had West Winds working with me.... East going down and once in the channel had West on the return trip... Nice!
 
Got to my mooring and was able to see strong wind gust about 20 seconds between rolling across the bay.  These gust were near 17 knots from an average 10 knot now East Wind.  Talk about confused winds!  It took me 3 passes at the mooring to capture it!  3...OMG and I'm luck to have grabbed and held it on that try as the winds gusted well over 20 knots with a hard raid just after I tied her off and ran back to the cockpit for marginal cover from near horizontal rain.  Good thing the rain was actually reasonable warm even with the wind chill effect!  Would have grabbed a bar of soap and had a nice shower but I would have probably slipped off the deck into the water from the wind gust when they hit and having soap on the decks.
 
On and off heavy rains mixed with very light rains most of the afternoon and night!
 
This AM 29 May has started out with a few short sprinkles but I see more Caribbean Blue in the sky.  Still lots of clouds but we get a spotlight of sun occasionally and hopefully more as the sun rises over the mountain's cloud caps.  Wind and seas have been calm most of the night temp is 84 and will probably go up a bit.  Water is actually warmer than the air.  Still have the haze which is now identified as Montserrat Volcano Ash.  Hope it clears out soon!  Much like my batteries, I have a solar soul and need the sunlight or be near special friend(s) who brings sunlight to my soul.  I'm luck to have had the alternate sunlight to break up our recent cloudy weather and the rain is welcome anytime.   I did have one skipper tell me about seeing a water spout while sailing on the South Western end of St John yesterday.  Glad I was not there!!!  I'll seen sister/ Twin water spouts dancing off the coast of Destin Florida and while a wonderful site to see from a distance... it is not something you want to view up close and personal!!!! 
 
I'll 2nd the Mermaid Gardner's recommendations on the Secret Garden!!  Chef Suzanne is something else.  The only difficult part is having to actually select something.... she has so many choices and all are TOOOoooo good to pass up.  She also has some drink specials that will seal the deal.  Last time I went I had a Watermelon Martini, it sounded cool and wet and it was one of the best drinks I've had in a long time.... even my Own Dark and Stormy and Red Eyes.  Not sure I could have had another one and I was the passenger!!!! not the driver... but to be honest da Wayward Sailor really does not drink very much.  But I do love a really good drink and Suzanne knows how to make them and the food is even Better!  Sorry but I can not even Say what I had... it was a Chicken in a fantastic garlic sauce inside a pastry and it was BIG.  Well da Sailor did share an appetizer with his special friend and the appetizer should be an additional food group.... maybe called OMG...it was far beyond great.....When in Tortola you MUST visit the Secret Garden..... MMmmmm wish they would deliver to boats!!!
 
Well off to do some hiking... even thinking about all that great food is probably cause to need to walk off a few pounds!
 
Fair Winds
da Wayward Sailor
 
 
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- Good Morning from still wet and gloomy Tortola
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 28 May 2010 11:56:41 EDT
Good Morning from still wet and gloomy Tortola

Yesterday it rained gecko's and lizards (instead of cats and dogs)  during the afternoon it truly looked like night.  The clouds were very thick and we had torrential rains all afternoon.   I checked my rain gauge at one point and it was reading almost 2" and that was around 5pm.  We still had more rain off and on last night until around 1100pm then it was calm.  When it rains like this and the ground is so saturated we tend to have flooding and roads that become pot holed and rutted.  So last evening I stayed home and raided my refrigerator found some leftovers.  Sure didn't want to run into a rock slide. 

My girlfriend called me and asked if I had power and I did, she said her's was all done mashed up!! I felt lucky because mine was still on and I could pop some popcorn for a movie.  But lo and behold right as I'm at the end of my movie eating popcorn my current done mash up!!!!!  Decided that it was just time to call it a night and hope that the power would come on before morning.  So much for a movie night and popcorn???  Any body for rubbery popcorn from last night?

This morning the winds are up slightly and we are starting to dry out.  It's been sprinkling this morning off and on but looking at the radar we seem to be on the edge of most of the rain.  I suspect that it would be a nice sail today seas are not too choppy and you could do a nice long steady tack today in the Sir Frances Drake Channel.

No gardening today way too wet so maybe some art work or read a book.

From the Mermaid Gardener 

 

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- rainy daze Tortola BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 11:30:03 EDT
Woke this morning to partly cloudy skies.  Temperature felt about average but the humidity was high.  By 9am we have a light drizzle it appears that we may this for part of the day.  The weather site said 40% chance of rain, well it's raining.  So for those out there sailing wear your rain gear or just make sure that you wear clothes that may need a fresh shower rinse.  There is not many boat out on the horizon.  Those that are out are finding light trade winds, seas are not choppy, haze and rain are making visibility tough.  Looks like most of those folks sailing by East End are not sailing but using their engines.  I think that today might be a great day to just stay inside and read a good book.  (Such as Hurricanes and Hangovers)

Had a special and very yummy dinner at "The Secret Garden" again last night.  It is the one place where everything you eat is spectacular.  Last night had the Coconut calamari with a blood orange marmalade!! It truly was wonderful.  The evening was quite pleasant chatting with friends and meeting up with acquaintances. If you are here on the island and want to give someone special a lovely memorable dinner "The Secret Garden" is the place. 

Bon Appetit from Rainy Tortola
The Mermaid Gardener
 
 
Raindrops keep falling on my head...
 
 
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE TO DEAR MISS MERMAID
Hi Miss Mermaid!
 
This is Amelia, from Our BVI Adventure here - hope you are well!
 
I was curious to know if you knew anything about the tree at Smuggler's Cove where people have placed large pieces of coral on the branches...how long it's been like that, etc...  It's very interesting! 
 
Best,
Amelia
 
Hi Amelia!
    I first saw the coral trees at Smugglers Cove about 2 decades ago.  I thought it was Bob or his wife, (both now deceased) who owned 11 acres at the beach there and the old now run-down hotel and bar, which was aptly named Smugglers Cove. Bob told me many times it was not him but kept it a secret who was decorating the tree so artfully.
    Then I began to suspect a certain home owner in the area, who has been there about as long as Bob or longer, and makes daily treks to the beach, but "they" would neither confirm nor deny it, preferring to keep it a secret.
    So.....  Dear Miss Mermaid believes in miracles, secrets, angels, ghosts, spirits and certain legends (as well as mermaids...)  so I stopped prying and poking into who was doing the tree.
    However, on all my trips to the beach, and there was a glorious time in my life when I was able to make multiple trips daily to that beach, I would approach the coral tree from all angles, trying to catch someone adding to it, but alas, I never did. Yet over the years more dead coral appeared on the tree.  Somewhere I have loads of pics of that tree and if I had more time today, I would search in earnest to post some, I know I have posted some here in the past ten plus years (and if you feel like reading that far back, and you stumble across one, alert us all!)
    However, I do know how Smugglers Cove got its name.  The official name of that bay is Belmont Bay. Back in the 50's when the little hotel was built (all four to six rooms of it) the owner named the hotel Smugglers Cove Hotel.
    Everyone loved the name and thereafter, Belmont Bay faded into use and Smugglers Cove became the norm, but most all maps and charts, correctly show it as Belmont Bay, as the name (to my knowledge) has never officially changed. Bob and his wife, were the second owners of the little hotel and I think it was they who added the bar and restaurant.
    The bar became notorious for being self-serve. You had to fetch your own drink, then place your money in the cigar box, under a rock (to keep the wind from taking it away) and make change from same. Bob or Nell would show up at some point and take the excess cash, leaving some behind for others to make change with.
    For seemingly eons this system worked great. But then late in Bob's life, Tortola became discovered, a flood of tourists flocked the island as well as a flood of off-island workers, but some chose not to work. A few chose to rob Bob's honor bar by either stealing drinks or money or both.
    Bob continued to restock the bar and keep up the same honor system until the day he died, claiming he still made out more than the bandits did, but his prices were so reasonable, and what with the frequent thefts, I think Bob just grew tired of the accounting but refused to close the honor bar or change the system.
 
PS:
FOUND IT!  (Still looking for pic of coral tree)
 
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- Cough, cough ... Wednesday in the British Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 26 May 2010 09:28:30 EDT
TUESDAY (see Wednesday below)
Hazy gorgeous day here in the BVI.  Seas are somewhat flat, not much of breeze happening.  The pool water is quite still and it feels like it is going to be another hot day with high humidity.  Has a lot rain last night here in East End.  We needed it, the plants, flowers and my cisterns love having the rain.  The winds have not decided which direction they want to blow in, sometimes it feels like out of the southeast other times it's coming straight out of the south. 

Decided that this morning would be a good time to run into Road Town, getting errands done, maybe go through main street and check out the shops.  It's pretty quiet these days with no cruise ships in town.  So there is not a mob of folks trying to cross at the street light.  The other thought that runs through my head is that on the way out of Roadtown I think I'll hit my favorite ice cream shop, La Dolce Vita, yummy gelato.  How about coconut and dark chocolate, it's like making your own Bounty Bar or Mounds Bar but with gelato.  Yum Yum!

Cheers!
The Mermaid Gardener

 
 
WEDNESDAY
Good Morning from still hazy Tortola,

Yesterday was the worst day for our magnificent lack of view.  We had the worst inversion layer going, the haze blanked us all day, it was quite humid.  Everyone in Roadtown was complaining, even friends of mine who live here full time were complaining about how awful it all was, he heat, the humidity, and the haze.  You could not get comfortable at all and there was no place to find relief, unless you worked at say Bobby's or Rite Way in their freezer section.  But out here not even the pool was a welcome relief, ended up being wet and not cooling off.

Later last night the wind changed direction and is now coming out of the East and is fresher.  The seas are up a little but we still have that pesky haze hanging around. 

I have a new squatter living at my house, nope none of those bee's but a hawk has took up house near my living room.  They are making minor changes to the nest that used to belong to a Thrasher and are getting ready to lay an egg or two.  I'll continue to keep you updated on if they do in fact decide to set up house keeping and make some renovations.  I'm thinking that they may need to make some additions and improvements, you know us ladies we like to put our own touches on our homes.

Enjoy the day!  The Mermaid Gardener


 
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE TO DEAR MISS MERMAID 
Hey Miss Mermaid. Me the pest . Get a couple of glasses of wine in me and I get the e- m's . Ha do you remember what we used to call the L-D's ? after too many drinks, we'd call friends long distance ?? So now I get the e-m's . lol
Seriously though I'm really sober.;-)  So we have been covered in the thickest haze today!!  Truly limited visibility from Penns Landing out to Cooper. Wow. You've been around longer than me so help me out. What the heck ? I had to use my inhaler today (which I rarely need) been sneezing etc. Talked to a friend who said her sinuses were acting up. Went to my tennis lesson at the sports club and it poured rain and I had instant breathing relief. The word around  the club , not reliable, was that the haze was due to "African dust"  --- not Saharan desert dust but African dust. So - okay  I'm just a yokel from outside Chicago. What the heck do I know. We don't get dust in Chicago. We get  wind and snow and then pollen, and then tornadoes and then wind and snow.  Just like that. 
Hope you can fill me in. Went on to the weather underground satellite view and it definitely shows our whole area covered in "white" .
Hope you are well.
Missa Lissa
 
Dear Missa Lissa,
    You could never ever be a pest, so never ever think that way, I love your emails!  Ah yes, the L-D's, new term for me, but very familiar  LOL, get drunk and call all the missed ones long distance  LOL!!! Back with Fable and Fireless charged $4-8 per minute, this could result in some horrendous phone bills and why the island used to sprout pay phones on every corner like overgrown weeds; so few could afford home phone service, after a few drinks and the "L-D's"
    The good news is the Sahara Desert is located in Africa. So that's why some folks say it's the Sahara dust and others say it's African dust or maybe you totally misunderstood and they were really saying  'Frickin'  dust!
    That reminds me of my friend who had a 4 year old who was learning to read English with some phonetic program where you sound out the words. Mother and child went to the zoo one day and the child astonished her mother by saying "Look mom!  A freaking elephant!"  Well, mom was a tad surprised and disturbed at her baby's unusual vocabulary and asked "Where did you learn that?"
    The 4 year old said "From the sign, mom! I read the sign!" and pointed. The mother looked over where she  pointed and sure enough there was a sign that  read "African Elephant". 
    Now that 'Frickin' dust could very well be my old neighbor who was having a love affair with his jack-hammer.  The one that was building his house with plans scribbled on a matchbook.  One day he would pour concrete and the next day he would jack-hammer it back out again. It created this horrible teensy tiny dust that is horrendous on the lungs. So are they building around you again?  Maybe it's the jerk-hammers making all that dust.
    I do have a satellite on my webpage, just for the Saharan Dust, but oddly, it shows nothing in the islands, but now we are a day ahead, so maybe all that dust was there before the rains washed it away.
    On the other hand, the islands have too many drug dealers, maybe one of those gasoline powered go-fast boats full of cocaine exploded and sent white powder everywhere! Ha ha!  Then again, the Tortola incinerator is none too popular and malfunctions often, maybe it's their dust from another malfunction.
    Then there is the volcano dust.  But I checked the volcano ash advisories and it seems it hasn't been updated since the 19th and this is the 26th, by my calculations, so maybe you are getting dusted with that and they just haven't updated the reports lately (couldn't see from all the dust).
    I must admit, I am breathing a lot easier since I temporarily left the islands. I sorely miss my cyclonic Hepa filter vacuum cleaner, those are the best and all other vacuum cleaners should be banned and outlawed. Mine was one of the first Hepa filter cyclonics on the market, and it was a Euro-Pro Shark vacuum cleaner.  Mine picked up miniscule dust, including Sahara dust, Afrian dust, Volcano dust, concrete jerk-hammer dust and general frickin' dust all around.  When I sold and gave away my stuff (storage rates were ridiculously overpriced, so I had to just let go of stuff)  a lady with a new baby came over and grabbed my treasured Shark so her floors would be spotless for her baby to crawl on.
    Matter of fact, I used to vacuum so often, (just loved that vacuum cleaner) that one day when I had just vacuumed, my friend stopped over, kicked her shoes off at the door, then  walked to the kitchen to make a drink. She said "Oh, your floors feel so wonderful!  You must have just mopped!" 
    I was too embarrassed to admit, I hadn't mopped in weeks, because that Shark kept my floors so spotless.
    If I were rich and famous (ha ha ha) I would open a store in the islands carrying nifty island items, stuff you can never ever find on Tortola, like that wonderful Euro-Pro Shark vacuum cleaner, the automatic dishwasher that only uses 3 gallons of water and it optionally plugs into a regular outlet and hooks into your sink faucet (so apartment dwellers can have one), the quiet portable inverter generators and so on. So many nifty items out there on the world markets and they are perfect for island life, but strangely, aren't available on the islands.
    However, I will give Radio Doc in Road Town,  five stars, because when I last checked they were carrying some of that silicone bakeware, and silicone anything is perfect for the island kitchens. No more rust!  Yippee!  Actually, I had gone there to inquire about a steam mop, another wonderful invention we should have had eons ago, but they didn't have any of those. They also didn't carry any apartment size washing machines, you had to special order those.  With a zillion apartments on Tortola you would think... something like that would be useful.
    Well, AH...AH...AH...AHCHOO!!!   Oh my gosh, that dust is getting ME now. Good grief.
    When I come back to da islands, I be having my new baby with me.

- Tuesday in Tortola
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 25 May 2010 10:50:50 EDT
Another very calm night with winds shifting about but no sustained breeze.  Did have a nice shower about 5PM then really bright sunlight for an hour.  It was really nice and clean feeling.  Took the opportunity for a nice salt water bath and a double rinse off with fresh water from the boat followed by just standing in the warm rain... talk about nice feeling hair!  Then it was time for a Sundowner... while the sun did set into a dark cloud, the air was clean smelling (or was that just me?) and a comfortable 83 degrees with clam waters.... almost glass like again. 
 
Heading out to do laundry and re-supply then a couple of days away from the bay just sailing and walking about.  Looking forward to spending time with special friends and meeting some new ones over the next couple of days.  Wow.... Sometimes I have to think and wonder what I ever did that was so good that I get the opportunity to live on my boat and do what I do and meet some of the greatest people in the world!
 
Wishing all Fair winds and following Seas
 
da Wayward Sailor
 
By the way that low pressure system between Bermuda and Bahamas isn't much of a threat but stay tuned!
 
The gorgeous Virgin Islands
 
 
 

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- Mermaid Gardener in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 24 May 2010 12:40:21 EDT
Today is Whit Monday, a holiday here in the BVI.  It is observed with 
most everthing closed except gas stations and grocery stores.  
Everyone that I talked with yesterday asked me if I was going to have 
a BBQ? Have no plans at this point, maybe go to the beach but then 
again it will probably be really busy and parking can be an issue at 
some of the beaches.  So maybe I'll just ask a friend over and fire up 
my own BBQ grill some steaks or fish, in either case, the day should 
be fun, no hurricanes, seas are not totally flat, slight breeze out of 
the west southwest.  Good day to just chill out and read a book, maybe 
I'll pull out Dear Missmermaids book, sit back and enjoy paradise.

From paradise, the Mermaid Gardener







- Whit Monday in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 24 May 2010 10:01:10 EDT
 
There is no wind in the BVI and it's Whit Monday, a Public Holiday, so everyone will want to be at the beach cooling off.  It's hot and sticky.
 
I suspect that big low pressure system 500 miles south-southwest of Bermuda with gale force winds, has sucked the wind out of the islands.
 
I called friends in the BVI for a local report, but I see now dat Wayward Sailor has sent a report.
 
From dat crazy
Dear Miss Mermaid (and her new baby, see picture!)
 
~~~~~~~~
From dat Wayward Sailor:
 
Had a nice sunrise over St. John and Tortola this AM, a few clouds but nice sun which will feed da solar panels.  Again last night the winds..... well there were Not any.  Another almost dead calm with an occasional cool breath of air from varying directions.  All of the boats point to different directions and had to rig the mosquito net over the bunk and did burn a Mosquito Coil to drive them from the boat a bit.  The lack of wind actually helped keep the vapors more concentrated and I didn't get the ambush attack when I slid out from the netting to check on things through the night.  I have found one other product I like better but can not always get for natural mosquito protection and that is Sandalwood Sticks.  Looks like an incense stick but a bit thicker and had a very nice but light aroma.  Better than the smokey aroma of the Cobra
 
Temp is a very nice 81 at 7:30 this AM and breeze is just starting but is confused as to which direction it should come from.  We have a puff from the North then South East then West then it just dies away leaving boats with different hull designs pointing oddly at each other.  Humidity is increasing and now about 80% with a 30% chance of rain.  It appears the center section of Tortola from about Road Town or possible Nanny Cay down to almost West end had a short shower already this AM but West End and Frenchman's Cay did not get a drop.
 
Have a great group of sailors in the bay overnight and not a single power boat!  However some of the cats do tend to keep generators running for charging batteries and other use.  I actually ran my little Honda 2000i (portable inverter generator) last night for some internet surfing and charging phones and topping off the house bank of batteries which needed a little TLC since we have had some clouds in the prime charging times of the day for a few days.  I also admit, I used the very small microwave to reheat some BBQ ribs I had left over from a dinner at C&F.... a very popular spot in 'Road Town.  They were sooooo good ... Mmmmm  Oh, there it goes again!  Will miss talking to some of the sailors leaving today, most going back to the States or Canada for the season and one heading down island in a run to beat the first storms.  Wish all Fair Winds and Following Seas and the same to you to.
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
Lawdy mercy!  Dat Wayward Sailor has captured a gorgeous picture of sunset in the Virgin Islands.
 
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- Sunday, Saturday, the weekend in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 23 May 2010 14:27:49 EDT
From dat Wayward Sailor:
Saturday started out wet but turned into a very nice day!  Great for hiking where no computers or internet is available and most phones will not work! Took 3 hours to get this report transmitted! WoW... yes such places still exist!  The winds of the past few weeks have for now abated... actually last nigh they stopped about sundown and the skitters came out in mass.... even over hundred's of yards of water to MY mooring!  Boats are pointed in all directions.  Sea is Flat except for a spot where some fish had swam near the surface.  Reasonably sure people will soon have to move around to keep from using up all the oxygen in a fixed spot.
 
This AM we have more boats in my bay than what we had last week with all the rain.  Temp is about  84 with NO wind  and a 30 to 40% Chance of rain.  The haze is still with us.  Seas still the near Flat conditions of last night and do not appear be more than 2-3 feet in the channel..
 
Yesterday while hiking, I ran across a pair of Bananaquit (Bananakeet) building a nest in the center of the hike path just above head level.  It is a more or less ball of leave fibers which they enter from the bottom.  I Hope the photos I'm attaching work!  I'm just hoping someone does not knock it down by accident not knowing what it is or just do it intentionally as some people seem to enjoy doing for some reason unknown to me.  I'll try to report on its progress/ status when possible as long as it last.  The bird is very small and the male has a bright yellow breast and dark back feathers and wings.  The female is rather drab in color dress feathers as it the case of most birds and some of my ex wives........ unlike my most recent friends of the female variety.... but I digress( is may be just old age but probably something else)....  The Bananaquit is much like a humming bird in size but fly more like a normal bird and has a very nice and unique sound.  Hope these two, with poor housing location skills, survive the people who walk under their home.
 
Getting lots of interesting people in the bay over the past few days with many being live aboard sailors on the way South or full time locals.  A bit late to start South unless they are going to make a multi day run directly down which is not what most of us do.  We tend to do the lim'n thing and sail a day and then hang around to absorb to new location for a few days/weeks/months or years!  Heck I'm on my 6th consecutive month here in the Virgin Islands and still have more to enjoy before I move on probably after the Christmas winds of next season have passed.  Until then I'll keep da Mermaid and her fans updated on what the boat level conditions are where we happen to find ourselves!
 
Later
da Wayward Sailor
 
 
 
WOW!  Mermaid Gardener and Dat Wayward Sailor are outdoing each other on best pics!  Thanks! 
 
Dat Crazy Dear Miss Mermaid is somewhere in Florida, with her new baby.
 
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- 90L Invest and Prickly Garden in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 23 May 2010 14:17:43 EDT
First Atlantic Invest 90L is here, but no threat to the BVI at this time.
 
An extratropical low pressure system a few hundred miles northeast of the Bahamas (90L), has changed little over the past day.  This low has the potential to develop into the season's first depression or subtropical storm, and could be a threat to the Southeast U.S. coast by Tuesday or Wednesday.
 
From Mermaid Gardener:
Sunday, seas are flat, no wind, warming up quite rapidly here in the 
BVI.  Was chatting with a friend over the weekend and we both agreed 
that there are so many beautiful plants and cactus here in paradise 
that can really get you in trouble.  My cactus biting tale is funny in 
hindsight but at the time quite painful.   Back a few years ago we had 
decided to do some brush cutting trying to rid ourselves of some wild 
Tamarind trees.
  While down there hacking and sawing through a bunch of Tamarind I 
accidentally backed up into a cactus....my elbow and arm took most of 
the spines. Ouch!!! That cactus bit me!!! I shouted!  Pulled out a few 
spines that went through my shirt & pressed on with being Jane of the 
jungle...later after that job was done,w sat and had a cold beverage 
looking at the damage that we did on the tamarind, we both agreed that 
we did a pretty good job of hacking down the tamarind, but that old 
cactus did not look like it had wrestled with Jane of the jungle.  The 
funny thing about those spines is that they are so small that you 
can't see them but they feel like you are constantly having 
acupuncture....decided once back in the states to have my doctor pull 
out what was left.  My doctor looked at my elbow and arm and could not 
see a single one, but after getting out a magnifying glass he pulled 
out about 10 itsy bitsy spines still in there...his comment was so who 
won the battle.... I said not Jane of the jungle!!!!  We both 
chuckeled when I told him that I had brought back a few souvenirs from 
my garden.  Never going to wrestle again with the jungle and its 
inhabitants I'll let my gardener be the pruner and the retired "Jane 
of the jungle" will do a fine job supervising way far away from that 
mean old cactus!!! No more spines for this Mermaid Gardener!!!!






- Saturday
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 22 May 2010 08:40:57 EDT
 It's 8:35am and Dear Miss Mermaid is  still waiting for that Mermaid Gardener or Wayward Sailor to roll out of their bed or bunk (or rum squall) and let us all know what the BVI weather is really doing.
 
I'm still stuck in Orlando, Florida. I came here for a week, um 1-2-3 months ago, I forget, as that nasty head injury is till pesky, and well, first I was sick, then I got well, then I got worse,  then I found some medical treatments, and they made me feel lousy. Now I am feeling pretty good and I think I've found some part-time traveling work, suitable for a Mermaid, so quick as I can get myself organized ha,ha, ha (I hear you laughing) I will get to fire up The Beast and hit the road.  Rumor is I am going to Lake Placid. Now which Lake Placid?  There are so many!  I will keep you guessing while you do your geography!   Soon as I free some loot, I'll be back in the BVI!
 
 
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE OF STOUT WASHED UP ON THE SEASHORE:
Re: Dinner before sunset?
'Looking forward to a really good dinner later this afternoon then kick back and watch the sun set (hopefully) with a Sundowner in hand with a great friend to talk to.'   'da wayward sailor'
 
We share the same language....but the cultures are so different. Traditionally, the British  celebrate sunset, and the end of the day (1800) with a 'Sundowner' (or two!)  and then dine in the cool of the evening (1930/2000) with wine, and continue drinking brandy, scotch, rum or whatever takes their fancy for as long as it takes. 
 
Between lunch and dinner we take tea (traditionally at 1600) with a slice of cake or biscuits.
 
Funny 'ole world!
 
'Luv Frenchie
 
Hey Frenchie,
    Where I be from, biscuits are made of flour, baking powder, milk and butter or shortening, served at breakfast with jam or a hunk of meat stuck in it, such as a sausage patty.  Cookies are those sweet confections you call bictuits.
    You Brits put luggage, a spare tire and junk in your boot. We put our foot in our boot. But in the Caribbean, a boot is any kind of shoeware that isn't a slipper, a slipper being any kind of shoe you can slip on and off, where as in America, a slipper is typically for house wearing only such as bedroom slippers, which ca be worn outside of the bedroom and around the house but typically never worn outdoors or in public. 
    Brits buy petrol, Americans buy gas. Don't drive drunk in America or in Britan you can be accused of being pissed. But in American English, pissed is annoyed, not drunk.
    Either way don't be pissed on the dual carriageway in Britain or drunk on the divided highway in America. Check your oil under the bonnet or we check it under the hood. We clean our windshield, you clean a windscreen.  You ride up in a lift, while Americans take the elevator. 
    In Tortola, elevators and lifts, are referred to as those boxes with sliding doors that are always broken and in need of repair.
    It's only semantics...
    So if you're confused, don't get your knickers in a twist, or for you Aussie's don't get your knickers in a knot and I won't get my panties in a wad.
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ANOTHER MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
And for you bloody pirates!
Have fun still enjoying your log.....I launch my boat in two weeks, weather here is gorgeous, high 70's.......though it does bring out the Maine state bird.....the pesky black fly, boy do they suck!
 
Fun link below-----
 
 
Nat
 
Dear Nat!
I went to that Pirate site and it named me Bloody Ethel Bonny!  OMG!!!
DMM
 
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Speaking of Pirates...
How can the post office brag about its revenues when they can't provide private PO boxes (waiting list is decades long) and mail from Road Town to West End (10 miles) takes 3 weeks?
 
Post Office Generated $4.5M in Revenues
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The BVI Post Office came in for praise from Fifth District Representative, Hon. Elvis Harrigan for generating some $4.5M in revenues for 2009. ...
 
 

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- Fried Day in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 21 May 2010 13:42:16 EDT
HazzzzzzeYYyy.  Variable Cloudy with 50% chance of rain is what the weather service is now saying through the weekend.  Presently we have about 15 knot winds in the channel and seas under 3 feet for the most part.  Outside the seas are 3 to 5 feet with an occasional breaking crest.
 
On the sail down the Sir Francis Drake Channel yesterday afternoon it was so hazy the Wayward Sailor had his hat off enjoying to cool breeze flowing through his hair... Yes I still have some HAIR thank you much!!...... Now it is growing from some very sun sensitive skin.... No way I'll be without head cover for the next few days!! 
 
Had only 3 boats in the bay last night... unfortunately the one that moored closes to us was running its engines all night... guess they wanted to have the Air conditioner going...   At the time the breeze was about 15 knots and the temps were about 80 which gives a nice a cool effect inside the cabin... well into the mid 70's.... I needed a sheet for cover it was so cool but for some reason the other boaters appear to want to sleep in full thermal dress and under a pile of blankets.... well to be honest they were a bit on the overweight side and probably were a bit warmer than what I was feeling and I was feeling great even after my burned fish dinner!... Well it Was MY fault... coals were hot and I just got distracted and over cooked the fish but the sides were put together by my guest and all in all it was a great afternoon.  I finally learned how to cook great Plantains with out going through the boiling thing with them. 
 
This AM we are the only full size boat in the bay.  A few small power boats and rental dinks are in for the snorkeling and diving and a good number of hikers came in for the same and beach time.  Wonder If we will have the bay to ourselves tonight???  Mmmm that could be nice.  Looking forward to a really good dinner later this afternoon then kick back and watch the sun set (hopefully) with a Sundowner in hand with a great friend to talk to.  Well this is Paradise... someone has to do it.
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
 

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- Perfect Weather in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 21 May 2010 08:47:36 EDT
No hurricanes, no storms, no snow, just perfect weather in the BVI!
 
Don't be messing with da turtles!
Public Warned of Possible Jail Time for Disturbing Endangered Species
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The turtle was tagged in the BVI by the Conservation and Fisheries Department research staff on Lambert´s Beach, Tortola four years ago. ...

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- Winds are up and Haze is rolling on in to the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 20 May 2010 10:23:31 EDT
Good Morning from Hazy Tortola!

From my vantage point you can really see the haze rolling in.  A friend of mine who visited me was surprised to see how the haze rolls in.  You really almost feel it as is comes in.  When you are on the water sailing you don't get to see this stuff.  Checked the Sahara dust map and it appears that this is not Sahara Dust....so what is it? Maybe Icelandic ash.

But wait you can still get a sunburn today.  My plans are to spend plenty of time outside catching sunrays.  No rain last night just great BBQ ribs over at C&F.I took friend of mine over to C&F for the first time.  Yummy ribs, quick, and the waitresses are very friendly. 

Winds are still up, 18 knots blowing pretty good.  Seas are 3 feet on average in Sir Francis Drake Channel.  Some white caps.  A good day for sailing around the islands. 

The Mermaid Gardener

- Flora, Fauna, Bees and Beer Caps in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 19 May 2010 08:21:26 EDT
From dat Sailing Gardener!
 
Good afternoon!  Lovely day here after having a gloomy rainy Monday.  
The skies have broken up a bit and it has turned out to be a partly 
sunny day.  Got some sun bathing in, the pool temperature is hovering 
around 89 degrees, just perfect.  Both my gardener and housekeeper 
were here today sprucing up the place.  I ended up making a Clarence 
Thomas run, that's pretty much the best hardware store in the island, 
had to find some window screen clips. In the bee frenzy broke one of 
the clips off one of the kitchen screens... So today I put on my home 
repair hat and got that thing fixed.  I'm thinking maybe if I get 
enough energy up I'll look around the rest of the screens and see if 
others need replacing, or maybe I'll just sit out on the veranda and 
watch the boats go by.  Now that's a nice idea!!!
Maybe I'll see that wayward sailor out there in the Sir Frances Drake!
 
Sailing Gardener
 
From Dat crazy Dear Miss Mermaid:
 
One year all the stores were out of screen window clips. Since most stores on the island, at that point and time, only ordered ONCE a year, it meant waiting another year for screen clips. So if your clips were broken and lawdy mercy, in this sea air, they do corrode pretty fast, then you were out of luck.
 
So my window screens kept blowing out every time the wind got strong, and in my little apartment, this was pretty often, as it was built to take in the trade winds.
 
My beer drinking buddy was over when two screens flew out of the windows, one breezy day, and one slapped him silly, spilling his beer.
 
I'll fix DAT he said and he got up to investigate the broken window screen clips which were held in by little screws. He asked for a hammer and I said "Oh no, these are concrete walls, we don't use hammers on them..."  He rolled his eyes and said he wouldn't dream of it.
 
I got out my big heavy bright yellow tool box and he rummaged around, finding the hammer and an errant nail. He then opened another beer bottle and took the metal bottle cap and knocked a small hole in it with the hammer and my ice pick.  Then he put the screen back up, placed the beer cap over the screw hole and screwed it in. The window screen was now firmly held in place.
 
He rummaged around the garbage pail and fished out a few more beer caps, and proceeded to fix  all my window screens. For years those beer caps held my screens firmly in place.
 
Then a painter came over one day and he was a REAL painter, the type that actually knew what he was doing (very rare in the islands, most just slop paint on the screens, the floor, themselves and the cat and then call it a paint job well done, while you are left with a horrific mess). Anyhow, he began removing the screens in anticipation of painting the walls and not the window screens. He asked about these beer caps holding them up, and I explained that was the year the hardware store ran out of screen clips, but fortuitously, we had plentiful beer caps that year.
 
He painted all day, and when he left, the paint was only on the walls and not all over the furniture, the windows, the cat and me. I was very impressed, but he left the window screens down and I figured it was to let the paint get good and dry.
 
The next day he showed up with a pocketful of window screen clips and put those in, tossing my now rusty beer caps in the garbage again.
 
Here's a beautiful gorgeous picture from dat Mermaid Gardener:



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In the blue distance the smoky-looking island is Tortola. Near Road Town, a place called Trellis Bay once served as a base for Black Sam Bellamy, the Prince of Pirates. It's written that he wore his long black hair tied with a satin bow ...
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- More from dat Wayward Sailor in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 18 May 2010 10:30:34 EDT
Rains from Sunday & Monday seem to be decreasing and a bit.... a small bit of sunshine is seen on both sides of the BIG cloud that appears to be over Tortola.  Crossing the Narrows this AM we noted the current was flowing West at a good rate... probably near 2.5 knots with the wind possibly adding a half knot or more to that if you have enough wind surface.  Good thing the seas are not up yet or some pounding could occur if your course was into the present conditions.
 
83 now with winds near 16 knots and while the weather service says they will top out at near 18... I'm not so sure as I've seen several gust and wind fronts move down the channel that were at least 20 knots... problem is that they are not steady but hit randomly about every 7 to 15 minutes.  You really have to keep an eye on the wind pattern in the water ahead of you and that is difficult with 3 to 4 foot seas in the Channel some with white caps.  On the Atlantic Side the seas are 7 to 8 foot and seem to have a lot of North to them for this time of year.  Would suspect Cain Garden Bay may be a bit rolley!  One note:  If you see surfers riding waves into the beach at Cane Garden Bay.... do not take your dink to the dink dock or attempt to land it at the beach... just do that another day!!! when the swells are not present.
 
I'm hoping to run up to Penn's Landing for a bit.  Love the place and the people and at the East End, almost everything is near by, walking distance, dink distance or you can take the local bus for just $3.00 always into Road Town or any place in between.  Some roving taxi's will share a ride at $2.00 per person and you can not beat that and the ride can be very interesting.  You Never know who will be along for the ride with you.  I'm looking forward to the great showers at Penn's Landing and picking up some great fish at Sailors Catch right next to Penn's Landing.  You can also get LP tanks refilled by the adjacent Gas Station.  Right Breeze has move a half block down to a new building larger than the older store and has much better parking and a dock you can dinky up to!!  Now that is what cruisers look for... a food store on the water with dink space!
 
Well off to do laundry then figure I can make it to Penns today....
 
Later 
da Wayward Sailor
 

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- Monsoon? Mini Hurricane? BVI weather be crazy mon
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 18 May 2010 10:20:25 EDT
 
Monsoon???  Had a big and hard rain last evening.... about 2 inches of rain water at midships in the dink.  Will have to go pump/ bale it out soon.  Gas tank is starting to float!  We have had some nice sun this AM but overall it is mostly cloudy with a very nice breezy about 8 to 10 knots.  Few white caps on Sir Francis Drake Channel here at the West End but I can still see some swells that are probably 3 feet or so that make up winding a pounding event for Power Boats and an occasional wet adventure for sailors.
 
Had a wonderful day in Sopers Hole, West End on Sunday.  Had an early Brunch with a great friend and then just hung around the boat talking and enjoying the nice breeze and movement of the boat at the mooring.  Very Comfortable setting and we put on a CD, I had made up which included... Charlie and Dana Hunt Black... they are really great!  CD also had some Jim Morris, an Island Rock music man from Florida and of course some Jimmy Buffett songs.  Good songs and great company and the opportunity to nibble on some fantastic delicacies with a glass of Cherry Kool-Aid of all things!!!!  Well what can I say... cold and sweet sometimes go with hot and delicious!
 
On my return trip I did notice a significant increase in the swells going East to West around the Narrows.  As I was abeam the seas and wind it did make for an occasional roll of significant portions... a reminder to me to watch the seas rather than dwell on the delights of the past few hours.... a hard thing to do when really relaxed and still feeling warmth of the day and effects of the Cherry Kool-Aid????? 
 
Really it was JUST Cherry Kool-Aid with half the sugar!!! No Rum or Anything... gotta get a few more packs of da stuff!!!!
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
WHAT?  NO rum or anything?  What kind of sailor are ya?
DMM
 
And just how much rum did this crane operator have?
 
Dear Miss Mermaid...the OTHER Blog!
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For your former Barefoot Windjammer Cruise lovers...
Castle torn down built by founder of Windjammer.
 
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- Drippy Mondaze in Paradise on Tortola
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 17 May 2010 08:36:25 EDT
Good morning from rainy paradise.  The winds picked up over night as 
this disturbed weather moved into our region.  5:00am heavy rain with 
blasts of downdrafts.  Luckily no sailors out this early, they are 
still hibernating pondering if this will be an all day rain wash out.  
My gardens will love this rain and I love hearing that rain water run 
into my cistern.

Think this morning I'll roll over in bed, nap for a bit, then have a 
cup of tea and hopefully watch the weather improve. You never can tell 
what the weather will be like later today probably good tanning weather!
 
From Your Mermaid Gardener
 
This be a Bee update dat be from dat Mermaid Gardener:
 
Whew the bee's have been asked to move to a new location.  Unbelievable yesterday afternoon in my kitchen.  A portion of the swarm of bees must have found a crack or open space into the kitchen.  I had bee's flying everywhere.  So my trusted exterminator said that he would be out Sunday morning to invite the bee's to move to a new location.  I had no intentions of watching this ordeal so off I went to meet up with a friend and I enjoyed the entire afternoon not thinking about bee's.  Came back later this afternoon not knowing if my friendly bee's were still in the kitchen and west bedroom or not.

Fantastic!!  The bee's were not in the kitchen nor the west bedroom, my exterminator did the job.  He left me this lovely note advising me that there would be just a couple of bees flying about trying to find their new home and not worry they would be leaving shortly.  By this evening after having dinned at C&F for BBQ ribs, came home to a quiet non buzzing home.  Ah  the sounds of paradise without the buzz of hundreds of bee's.  Sure didn't get any honey out of this ordeal but did get a couple of nights of going out for really good food. No complaints here on my end.  Hope that the bee's have found a lovely new home somewhere else on the island.  Lesson learned on this day..... a good exterminator is worth every penny!!!
 
Mermaid Gardener
 
And From dat Wayward Sailor, here's a view from his porthole:
 

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- The Bees Be With Me On Tortola & Mermaid in a Garden
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 16 May 2010 10:54:41 EDT
No chance of freezing, and no hurricanes on the horizon. All is well and weather is gorgeous.    The pic below was supplied by the Mermaid Gardener:
 
One day when my friend sent pics we used on the blog here, I referred to her as the East End Correspondent, a dry boring name...  but I was in a hurry (shame on me!)  Now that she is more often on Tortola and helping LOTS with local weather reports while I am on walkabout, it's high time to give her a proper name; Mermaid Gardener. 
 
So here's her next report under her new name MERMAID GARDENER:
 
Yep there is a colony of bees that decided that they really like my 
home and are making it their home. I noticed one bee (one little teeny tiny itsy bitty bee) earlier in the  day as I was making Blood Orange Marmalade, but didn't think anything  about it.  But guess the queen decided she liked the view. Then pretty soon the swarm followed!
 
I've vacated the  kitchen even though I have mangos sitting on the stove waiting to be  made into jam, Called the exterminator in a frantic state, he told me 
leave the house,  they will settle down & I'll call you back in an  hour....great!
 
So much for mango jam and making dinner at home, guess 
I'll be going out tonight!!
 
Ah the island life!   
 
Maybe I'll get some  tropical honey out of this ordeal! At the very least get them out of  my house to go live else where in paradise!    
 
I might love gardening  and know the value of bees but this is crazy!
 
Oh my gosh, you DO have bees!  Maybe we be naming you dat Crazy BeeKeeper now instead of Mermaid Gardener!  They must LOVE your flowers.   Which local honey is very healthy for you, it helps promote and strengthen your immunity to local allergens. I keep collecting up honey it seems, as I move around, and buy the latest local honey.
 
And now:
MESSAGE IN A WINE BOTTLE:
Dear Miss Mermaid,
Don't get your mermaid tail  all in a twitter up in the states. Come back soon. 
By the way is this you hanging out at Penns Landing Marina in Tortola?
WOWIE!  A statue in my honor!  Yep, that looks like me!
 
Keep those Mermaid pics coming (Dear Miss Mermaid collects pictures of Mermaids, so send them onwards to my email address at the top of this post!)
 
NOTE TO READERS:  My computer has crashed twice  (now make that thrice, as I struggle to rewrite and edit and email this) while writing this, so if you get mumble-jumble on your end today, it's just jumbies.    I am going to try to email this again... and see what happens next!
 
 
Another fun read, of true tales from the high seas!

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- Winds are up in BVI, Pass the Wine
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 15 May 2010 10:31:14 EDT
The guy's at the weather service were correct about the winds!!!  They picked up all day and were really up last night!  An easy 20 knots with mini gust near about 25 made the boats dance about the mooring field!
 
You can really see the difference in hull design and specifically how much keel a boat has when these conditions occur.  Did have a couple of short sprinkles after a heavy shower in late afternoon.  Thought West End and Frenchman's Cay were going to be the only places not to get any rain until finally one did not creep too far North and gave everything a good bath.... including me!
 
Soaped up and jumped into the nice salty warm water then stood on the sugar scoop for a free rinse with cool rain.... well I did add a bit of my own fresh water to make sure my hair was salt water free... among other spots.
 
This AM was still breezy but down to between 18 and 20 Knots.  Still some white caps on Sir Francis Drake Chanel but not like yesterday afternoon and night.  Still some real sailors out with all sails up and heading against the wind and currents in an active pattern.  About 83 F degrees here now with mostly cloudy sky.... but an occasional sunshine path through the clouds will light up the boat as it passes.  All in all, still a great day in Paradise.
 
I have a few things to do on the boat and a few "projects" to push a bit further along and then some clean up as I expect a possible guest to join me for a sail and having tools laying around just does not add to the nautical experience... or is that naughtycal experience?  I'll never tell! 
 
Just hope for enough sun and wind to make the day even nicer... or just heavy rain would do after getting all aboard and settled in.  That is cruising and it is all good......
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
 
 
Today's WONDERFUL QUOTE:
 
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE TO DEAR MISS MERMAID
 
Well I found as I get older that I don't need "stuff" any more and if you saw our funny little apartment you'd see.  Just need the ocean and salt air, friends, lots of wine and good food. That's the life for me.
 
Island Girl in the BVI
 
And Dear Miss Mermaid agrees wholeheartedly. Well said indeed. Amen. Pass the wine.  You be a true mermaid at heart and soul.
 
 
 

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- Winds have picked up in the BVI and please pass the Rum!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 14 May 2010 11:05:46 EDT
From the East End Correspondent...
 
What a difference a day makes!  Winds are UP!  Could hear the winds picking up over night.  From where I live the winds will cross over Beef Island and pick up some speed then run up the ridge line here at my house.  There are plenty of white caps out on Sir Frances Drake Channel, just a few sailboats out , looks like jib only might be on the sailing plan today. 

Check out the palm tree in the picture, the fronds are everywhere. 

Went to a lovely going away dinner party for friends here on the island.  They have lived here on their boat for quite a few years and are going to make there way back to Florida.  Discussion last night went from how much extra gas will I need to carry,.to can we fill one of the extra containers with Rum.  ...Somehow the conversation got onto that they should carry Mayonnaise so the could use it to help cut the oil slick that they will probably encounter up in the Gulf.  You will have to ask Dear Miss Mermaid about how that all works.  I've only used it in my Tuna artichoke pita sandwich's and for cooking never knew that you could use it for oil slicks..  It was also said that chances are that they will be able to use the oil slick to their advantage and make up time with a slippery hull....pass around the Rum one more time......when someone asked how long the journey will take....hum depends upon the Rum maybe a year .....pass the Rum around one more time.....

The night was filled with great food, fun, laughs and tears.  We all wished them a happy safe voyage.  Pass the RUM!

Enjoy the day, I will do the same from the BVI.
The East End Correspondent included this fabulous picture, I have sized it large at this link on the other blog.  (Sometimes I upload too many BIG pictures here and the page starts to load too slowly, so sometimes I give you the thumbnail, and you can look at a generous sized pic to fully enjoy the view)
 
News from dat WayWard Sailor:
 
Well the day started off with mostly cloudy sky and breezy with temps in the 80 degree area.  Chance for rain is 70% today and night.  Still think we will have sun popping out a good bit as the day goes on.  We are under a nice sun beam now and it feels good.  Did have a nice couple of showers last night allowing me the opportunity to run around in the boat closing the hatches only to reopen them a few minutes later and repeat as necessary!  Nice thing is the really fresh smells after even a short shower... really allows you to get back to sleep thinking really nice thoughts of special people, places and FOOD... LOL
 
Marine forecast for today is winds 18 to 22 knots and sears 5 to 7 feet.  Within the Sir Francis Drake Channel and along a good bit of the coastal areas, the seas will be a bit less... probably under 5 feet but with lots of small white caps which are very visible off here at the West End of Tortola and Eastern part of St. Thomas.  Good but potentially Wet sailing for good boats and crews but I suspect that most of the charter fleets will hang in the major destination moorings at the shops and bars/ restaurants... not a bad thing.... the local business need the green as much as we need the rain for making things green.
 
My sleep was like a rock last night... until the rain hit my face from the overhead hatch!  A rocking boat and good thoughts can make sleeping something that most shore people can not really understand.  May have a chance to "practice" by taking a nap or two during any rain storms that pass by..... BUT I have a few boat projects to get under way... including some gardening work... GARDENING WORK????!!!!!  well yep  da Wayward Sailor is attempting to become a Head Gardner. 
 
Now you ask what is a Head Gardner doing on a boat.... Are you SURE you want to know???
 
When in town I also went to a woodshop and picked up a 2 foot by 4 foot of PVC board for a project.  Why go to a wood shop to by plastic???  Well it is an Island thing......
 
Fixing up a shelf to store my Honda 2000i in a cockpit storage dry locker.  I may even consider rigging it for operating the generator if I can work the venting and starting problems out.  Now that would be nice... not having to bring a 45 pound suite case looking thing up the companion way steps when I wanted/ needed to use it.  I also have about 5 other projects on going as I locate the parts/ items necessary to complete them..... also a typical island thing but that is what makes it fun and so rewarding when you finish... it is not like you can go to Home Depot or Sears and pick up anything you need and be finished the same day.
 
Well off to get another fresh up for my coffee and wishing everyone a good day from the West End area... WOW the Sun just came out Big time!
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
Dear Miss Mermaid thinks dat head gardener of a wayward sailor is really talking about mowing the grass off his hull on his pirate ship...
 

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- Where's dat dunshine?
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 13 May 2010 17:50:21 EDT
Dat Wayward Sailor writes:
 
Spent some time sailing, motor sailing and just motoring up and down the Sir Francis Drake Channel over the past two days.  Far  fewer boats out but a good bit of the sailboats were under sail.  Winds are between 12 and 18 knots but they do have a few wind shifts that surprise you if your not looking out at water surface.  Most sailors can read wind on the surface and can adjust for wind speed and direction before they come on to the wind line.  That is what race boats do but cruisers like myself use the same techniques for ease of sail and smoother/ dryer rides.
 
We did have a glorious start of the day today.  Overcast with good winds and rain.  Now you ask how could this be good?  Well you just had to have been there.  In da islands what may seem bad is very often very, very very nice depending on the circumstances at hand.  Something unexpected just occurs and even overcast and rain can look far better than you may assume.  It is all about attitude and a bit of lower latitude probably helps!  Sharing great food and times with friends is the key ingredients.
 
On and off showers with a few spots of sun and breezy winds are on tap for most of the islands today and tonight.  Things are really looking green and the flowers are all coming out.  Even the birds seem to enjoy the short rain showers
 
later 
da Wayward Sailor
 
The East End Correspondent writes:
 
Hello from cloudy Paradise!

Woke this morning just after sunrise to see some rain squalls coming through.  The rain shafts are so interesting to see from high up on the island that it's always fun to watch.  The winds have picked up over the last day or so and the clouds have thickened.  Not many boats out sailing, must have hunkered down to let this disturbed weather pass. Not sure if that Wayward sailor passed by my house or not, from my distance up on the hill most sailboats look alike with the exception of the larger Oysters (Hum I want one of those) need to work on Santa for that one.......Most boats have full sails out but are not heeling over too much, it would be a nice downwind sail going from Trellis Bay to Sopers Hole today. 

Due to the cloud cover, I kicked up the timer on the solar heat to the pool, call me a wuss but do like a pool that is on the bit warmer side.  Still working as I type on my tan near the pool, listening to the surf from Paraquitta Bay.  No one has started to haul their boats into Paraquitta Bay yet, that's a fantastic place for boats during hurricane season.  I usually get to watch Moorings and Sunsail maneuver the boats through the very small channel at the entrance.  They stack them up side by side tightly.

Yesterday was a fun day for me. Joined my art group for a lovely day of painting. While picking up my friend en route to art group I stopped and snipped a Purple Wreath (Petrea Voluilis) which was to be my botanical art subject.  It's flowers are lovely purple with sticky wide leaves.  The petals are quite dainty and it will usually wilt quickly so as soon as I could I dashed it into water, but lo and behold not quick enough so I've started painting a wilted Purple Wreath.  For me living periodically on the island it's important to meet people and make friends so my art group along with practicing botanical art I'm enjoying new relationships with ex-pat's, Brit's and locals.  We end the morning with lunch.  Our hostess made Greek chicken and the works.  Quite a lovely morning plus started that wilted Purple Wreath watercolor.

Will close for now, all is well and paradise is still here waiting for you to come down and join her.

East End Correspondent. 
 

Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- Wonderful Whether Weather on Tortola
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 13 May 2010 10:04:55 EDT
Dear Miss Mermaid is still on walkabout, but the local Tolan's haven't sent up their weather reports for today. Maybe there is just no weather in the BVI today *giggle*.
 
But I can tell you there is NO SNOW in the BVI and so far, no hurricane scares. Hurricane season starts June 1st, but those nasty little boogers can pop up at any time, like an unwanted loud sneeze during prayer at a funeral.  So we are all grateful that the predicted busy season has not decided to start early.
 
At least not yet.
 
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
Speaking of your "Wayward Sailor correspondent" please gently remind him/her that the stories he/she regaled us with  the "turns" (sic)  -----   I'm sure they meant " 'terns". Giggle. 
Missa Lissa
 
Dear Missa Lissa, 
    From previous pictures published here of dat Wayward Sailor with super hairy legs (and unpainted toe nails) propped up on his compass pedestal while sucking down a Red Stripe or some such islandy beer, that he/she might be a HE...   Of course there are women and she-sailors, I am sure, who have hairy legs and unpainted toe nails, who drink islandy beer, and to them, we apologize, as we sure don't mean to offend *tee hee hee*.  
    But some days dat Wayward Sailor does keep us in stitches with his creative (and we mean real creative!) writing...
    Now if the rest of you are confused...  TERNS are birds and TURNS are what we take at the bar when we are buying drinks for our friends.
    Aren't you glad we cleared THAT up.
Dear Miss Mermaid
 
Our East End Correspondent took this picture of the Virgin Islands while flying high. 
 
This size doesn't do it justice, see the original and the full size at Dear Miss Mermaid's Other Blog. In case you can't count, that is three pictures total...
 
Another BooBoo...
On May 5th (on a post way down below) I forgot to give you the link to the BIG images, so better later than never... here ya go!
 
This article linked below,  is rather hilarious, I think I even know who his seatmate was, but of course, I would not divulge that here. *giggle*  (No, it wasn't me...but the description and what she was eating fits a certain island lady I know, and thinking it might be her, just made me laugh even more, cause then the story would have to be true for sure!)
THE BIGGEST ASS
Hamptons Independents
I was going to make a presentation for the advertising account of the British Virgin Islands on the island of Tortola. I had to catch a plane for San Juan ...
 
WHAT?  Some t'ing went DOWN in price in the islands???
 
http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&q=http://bvinews.com/?p=4636&ct=ga&cad=:s7:f2:v0:i0:li:e1:p1:t1273505005:&cd=3_e2pryROUc&usg=AFQjCNH27KaARzeMgMw48RevnloCx8hbXQ
BVI News Online
BVI Airways cuts price
BVI News Online
In an effort to make flying more affordable BVI Airways has 'trimmed down' its round trip price to St. Maarten to $141 with passengers only having to pay ...
 

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- More from Tortola BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 12 May 2010 12:23:03 EDT
Another weather report, from a land locked she-sailor on Tortola:
 
Weather today.....light breeze, half sun and half cloud...no rain anywhere I've been today.
 
The seagulls are back. I do think it's so unfair the way they wait for the pelicans to catch the fish then get on their backs and peck the pelicans head whilst the poor thing is trying to empty its neck sack of water. The gulls just want a free meal....and some of them get it!
 
There are hardly any cruise ships this month and the season seems to have wound down early.
 
Sometimes when I get the kids home from school, we go for a swim at the little beach. Usually at that time we have it to ourselves as the guests seem to be having a nap or getting ready for dinner. It's nice just to have a sea soak.
 
Dear Miss Mermaid is grateful for all that contribute here, while she is on walkabout!
 

Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- Ooops! More from the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 12 May 2010 10:23:25 EDT
Dat Mermaid is making a mess of things!  Dat Wayward Sailor wrote a really nice report for Monday and she thought she posted it for him and instead she sent it back to him. Ha!  Ooops!  So here it is, a day late, well two days later...
 
Got up early and made the 1.75 hour run down to Cruz Bay from Wet End (um West end!)s.  Went to the Lumber Yard because I needed a Hair Cut.   When I got their it was full up!  Who get a hair cut on Monday????  Told me to come back so since I was at the Lumber Yard I stopped in at the Coffee, Donut and Bakery for a nice cup of coffee and a great Danish. 
 
You all know that the US Virgin Island belonged to Denmark before the US purchased them in the early 1900's.  Met up with a friend who was at the Lumber Yard to pay his Power and Water bill then we went shopping at the Lumber Yard for a gift for his wife... seems he forgot Sunday was Mothers Day...MMmmm. 
Got a hair cut and it was so great of a job I had them cut all of them! 
 
On the way out I stopped by the Lumber Yard Ice Cream shop for a cone of real strawberry ice cream.... OOooboy was it good.  Checked out the new day tours the Lumber Yard shop was offering all over the island and to Jost Van Dyke and Tortola... Wow!!!!!!  Glad I own my boat... a few of those trips and I could have bough another one! 
 
Picked up some real estate books at the Lumber Yard.... prices here still seem high and not dropping.... wonder what the actual sales prices look like? 
 
Took a walk over to the new Market Place for some fresh meat and veggies and had a lunch at the bakery... Meat Lasagna with a salad and garlic bread  $9.00 and I was full.  Well I did have two of the Summer Ales they had!!!
 
Walked back to the Lumber Yard and picked up a block of Ice and a small bag of Ice for the boat. Then went to one of the very few places a boat can get fuel and picked up 5 gallons of gas for the dink and generator.
 
I actually need a piece of wood for a project I'm working on in making a shelf for the generator on the boat.  You ask Why did I not buy the wood at the Lumber Yard????  They do not sell wood!!!! or lumber....it is an Island thing....
 
On my way back East, hit the tail end of a small squall line that appears to have wet most of the Eastern part of St. John and all of Jost Van Dyke.  For about 10 minutes I had 5 foot seas and some rain and to the North West nothing was visible through the storm for a good while... then the sun came back out as I was approaching my mooring... great timing!  Wonder if the 3 mast boat hit the same squall I saw them heading into?
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
 
 
I hope my next boat looks like THIS one!  Me likes!   (from dat Crazy Mermaid!)
 
 
 
 
 

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- Gardening in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 12 May 2010 09:59:39 EDT
Good Morning from Paradise!!

Woke up this morning and toured my gardens, checking out the changes that have occurred  while I was away.  Most of the plants look healthy even though it had been quite dry prior to this past weeks rainfall.  The bougainvillea are not quite as full of foliage.  Saw my gardener today and he told me that between the rain and the wind they had gotten pretty beat up. You may be asking why have a gardener, but when you live in a subtropic area you have to keep the jungle at bay on a monthly basis or your gardens will become overrun quite quickly.  My gardener is worth every penny that I spend, he has a monthly schedule of taking care of pruning, spraying for pests, weed wacking, and fertilizing.  I know my gardens are in really good hands with him coming every week to take care of all my flowers and shrubs. 

 My lime tree is doing quite well with lots of cute baby limes on it.  My tree unlike many others on the island is a true lime and not a key lime tree.  I've found so many wonderful uses for my limes, from just squirting limes over fresh barbecued  fish, to a lime butter sauce for grouper, limes in my diet coke, in adult beverages, and even lime jelly that I made from scratch that I use for making vinaigrettes with.    
 
I have seen pomegranate trees, almond trees, mango trees, and star fruit trees here on the island.  None of these do I have, I've planted a dwarf plantain tree that is not suppose to get very tall and should bear fruit in about 6 months.  I think to myself lots of luck there, I won't believe it until I see it blooming. 

I know for many people it's always amazing to hear that Tortola has many different types of micro climates.  Where I live in East End we tend to be more arid than the hills along Ridge Road, up there it's more of a rain forest type of micro climate.  East End tends to be dry with a lot of cactus's.  The soil is poor and we have to improve it with mulch or addition of new soil.  That means either finding good quality top soil from here or getting bags of Miracle Gro top soil. 
 
There seems to be three really good books that I use when I'm planning a new garden area.  "Gardening in the Caribbean" By Iris Bannochie, or "Flowers of the Caribbean"  and lastly "The Subtropical Garden" by Gil Hanly.  I find each one of these brings a little something different to the garden.

Subtropic gardening is quite the change from Midwest clay.  I am surprised though that
 
 
 
WOW! Thanks for the pics and posting!  Dear Miss Mermaid gone on walkabout, but the blog continues!
 

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- tuesday, back in the islands mon in the BVI!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 11 May 2010 07:30:34 EDT
 
 
From your East End Correspondent:

Finally got out of the midwest today, after having suffered with potential snow and freezing temps over the weekend.  Nothing like a chilly forecast for Mothers Day.  Boarded my flights bright and early this morning hoping that I'd make it all the way down here in one day.  These days with the flight schedules changing you never know if you will make it all in one day.  So plan ahead if you are going to come down.

But lo and behold I was able to make the early morning trek out of the midwest down to San Juan, plus made a Cape Air flight at 3pm.  Wow what a joy it was to arrive at Beef Island while it was still daylight.  The island looked very green after the reports of much needed rain that has fallen over the last week.  I have to admit that my pool is quite full.  That's great since I won't need to use cistern water to fill her up for a few days.  I've got the solar blanket on it and that too will help with not only water loss but heat loss.  Will probably look at what the temperature is in the pool in the morning before I decide whether or not to use the solar heat to bring up the pool temperature. Sometimes I can be a wuss about the pool temperature but what most people don't realize is that with the tradewinds picking up in the evening the pool temperature drops dramatically so hence the solar heat to just kick it up a little..

 Got to my house and just was not in the mood for going out for dinner so made myself some Bow Tie spaghetti with a tomato sauce that included capers, artichokes, and sun dried  tomato's. Picked some limes off the lime tree.  Watched the sun set out on the veranda overlooking the Sir Frances Drake Channel, and had quite the pleasant night.  However, I have to admit that the mosquito's are a bit hungry. As I sit here writing this I'm getting nibbled on. 

Tomorrow will be a day of stocking up the pantry and fridge  ( Riteway  run).  Plus going to Sailor's Ketch, that's down by Penn's Landing.  I'll be picking up some excellent fish for grilling this week.  I have to admit it's great to be back home on island, tradewinds feel great on my face and the temperature is a far cry better than the midwest..
 Until I write again....East End Correspondent on Tortola
 
Maybe we should name her the flying Mermaid, what with the great pics she takes from her lofty perch! 
 
Dat crazy Dear Miss Mermaid, is still on walk-about, but you get to hear local reports from the East End Correspondent and dat Wayward Sailor, who is out roaming the high seas in his ship afloat.
 
I'm amazed it's near freezing in the midwest!  No wonder you ran back to Tortola so fast, I would too!

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- Monday madness in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 10 May 2010 09:49:59 EDT
My dear friend on Skype relayed this live weather report from West End:
 
Weather is fine and sunny again after the bad rains which more or less stopped by Saturday late morning.  There have been a couple of light showers this morning and it looks like there will be a few more during the day.
 
 
Dat Wayward Sailor sent a message in a bottle:
 Locked up again... takes 10 min each time it does it to come back to life.  Having to run Honda  no sun yet and more rain.... just a mist but it seems to impact the wireless link.
 
At first I think OH MY GOSH!   Locked up???  But he means his laptop. Mine just crashed and died. I am so sad. I was behind on my backups, and I was trying to BACKUP when it died. Grrrr.....  Dear Miss Mermaid is a just a TAD grumpy...
 
HOWEVER, this story, about the Guavaberries,  really cheered me up! 
 
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner & Punch: Rumberry Pie (Chasing ...
By WizzyTheStick
The time that I was in Tortola, I drove my sister crazy looking for this darn tree. Guavaberry pie and wine evokes such a sense of nostalgia in Virgin Islanders that you would think there would be a guavaberry tree on display in the ...
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner & Punch - http://breakfastlunchdinnerandpunch.blogspot.com/
 
Director Appeals for More Red Cross Volunteers
Platinum News Online
One of the main challenges that continues to plague the BVI Red Cross is getting volunteers. The BVI Red Cross is celebrating Red Cross Week with a week of ...
 
Quito Rymer set to perform at St Lucia Jazz Festival | St Lucia ...
By admin
With over 80 original tunes ranging from sweet island blues, to lovers' rock, classic reggaes and even ska, the band has had a strong following in the BVI. Rymer is a self-taught professional musician. While growing up he learnt the art ...
 
http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&q=http://www.yachtingmonthly.com/news/454199/arc-yachts-head-home&ct=ga&cad=:s7:f2:v0:i0:li:e2:p2:t1273272387:&cd=v2PRCv9oKWI&usg=AFQjCNFVRDvA_QBPzr19rZ5lKLWltyP_mA
Yachting Monthly
ARC yachts head home
Yachting Monthly
World Cruising Club's transatlantic sailing rally ARC Europe fleet has crossed the start line just off Nanny Cay Marina, Tortola. The ARC Europe route takes ...

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- Sunday in da islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 9 May 2010 23:17:49 EDT
Dear Miss Mermaid had a major technology meltdown, so the reports are coming out at dark thirty, my apologies. My poor computer just passed right out. I am using a borrowed one, and mon, it ain't easy. First my cell phone died and now my computer. Some days I just want to live under the coconut tree, fish for my supper and toss notes in a bottle into the ocean!
 
And now a word from dat wild and crazy Wayward Sailor who is reporting the weather for Dear Miss Mermaid (she too busy busting up her technology stuff it seems...)
 
Happy Mothers Day!!!
 
This AM in da islands would make any Mother happy!  Nice cool temps around 80 with moderate winds of 10 to 15 knots and mostly Sunny sky.  Saturday turned out to be a nice day with only a few small scattered showers reported.  Most to the North of the Virgin Islands.  Chance of rain today is back to the almost standard 20 to 30%.
 
Had a nice walk in the afternoon then a swim for a bit.... life is good.... No Life is Great!
 
Met up with one old sailor who was telling be about a ship wreck near here in which he had some first hand knowledge.  It appears the powerboat had not properly set its anchor and when the wind shifted and winds picked up at night it foundered on the reef that connected to the island.  The boat immediately attempted to pull off the reef with out tending to the anchor line which apparently at that time was mostly rope and not fully chain like we use today.   As you can guess the rope wrapped around the prop and rudder making the boat helpless.
 
The old sailor then said he was able to save all the liquor and most of the beer..... I asked him about the PEOPLE....  he said "yea, dems the reason alright, iffin it twernt for dem I'd probably been able to save all da beer!"   Well everyone needs to set his own priorities but I think even a power boater should rate over a few cases of beer.... well then again....if it were Red Stripe?????  LOL 
 
Reminds me of an area in Florida many many years ago that had poor families of "Salvors" along one of the coast who would assist ships who ran into problems along the shallow coast line for a fee or split of recovered items.  When things got real slow... rumors say they would occasionally set bond fires up on beaches that would confuse some ships and increase their chance of "assisting" a distressed boat!  Most of the present day relatives of these families are now lawyers, Government officials, bankers and real estate brokers... guess some things never change!!!!
 
Making a hopefully down wind run into Cruz Bay in the AM Monday.  Hope to have a post to ya later in the day with anything interesting I find along the way when I get back into my wireless internet zone.
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
 
Found a note on the seashore in a bottle!!!

Dear Miss Mermaid:

Here are some clips of the Leatherback turtle I saw on the beach Yesterday. Please pass them on.


- Saturday in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 8 May 2010 08:46:35 EDT
Working off the generator this AM.  No Sun to speak of yesterday and from about 5 PM on it was very heavy rain... we mean HEAVY. 
 
Not much wind but OMG at the wet stuff coming down.  Had two 2gal buckets filled before dark and this AM the dink had about 5 inches of water in her.  (The dink is that little boat that follows the big boat around everywhere and is used to commute between the anchor and mooring to the bar, um shore.)  Took forever to pump her out and built up a hunger for breakfast.  Tried my microwave omelet maker again... still have not got the hang of it.  either dry on edges and eggs runny in the center or eggs like rubber.  Tried doing the fixin's separately then adding them at the end.   Results were mostly rubbery eggs with a great filling.  Will probably stick to the LP Force 10 Marine Oven/ Range for omlets.  However it did allow me to cook up some great coffee... actually heated water in the microwave and put it into my French Press... MMMmmmm what good coffee..... seems like that is a method a certain Mermaid once showed me but DO NOT let her know I ever learned anything from her!!!!  YOU Know how those MerPeople get! Dear Miss Mermaid is a tad hurt...of course I showed you the French Press method for boat coffee, it's the BEST!
 
Only about 79 here now... feels great since the boat decks/ cabin top are still wet and I can't open the side ports because the moisture runoff will .... well run in.  It will fix itself up if the wind picks up a bit.  Actually see some Sun between the clouds and hope to see more through the day but those "weather guys" at the service say we are in for partly cloudy days through the weekend. 
 
Seas are near calm with only a few ferry boats kicking things up every hour or so.  Saw two of the medium size Cruise Ships come down the Narrows and make a turn for Jost Van Dyke.  Looked like one thought he was in a sports car and was not making the turn and had to back up.  Now that had to be something to talk about with the captain!!!
 
Looks like my week of volunteer work will be light due to the less than great weather for the weekend.  I'm however looking very much forward to meeting up with a friend about mid week where we can exchange sea stories and such.  Heck we even talk about growing herbs on da boat!.... NOooooo not THOSE herbs.... I mean da ones you cook with!
 
Well I've finished the rubber eggs and need another cup or two of this nice coffee!  Must have made it stronger today because I feeling warm... not sure if it is the coffee or up coming events I'm thinking about!
 
Attempting to keep Dry.... think I'll go for a swim... it will probably feel drier!
 
Later
da Wayward Sailor
 
Two beautiful air plants, alive and thriving. Dear Miss Mermaid had a friend who was on his wooden boat one day when a powerful wind kicked up and blew an air plant right into his boat. He had a vacant hook on the bulkhead, under a sunny hatch, so he hung the air plant there. He would spritz it with water every day from a spray bottle and that air plant lived for years on his boat.

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- Friday with da Wayward Sailor
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 7 May 2010 10:35:33 EDT
AM has been overcast with light rain.  Nice and cool but almost no breeze.  Forecast say the sun will make an appearance later and that will be nice.... batteries running low and I may have to ask Miss Honda to offer her services if the solar panels do not get enough sun.  Overall forecast indicate a mix of sun and clouds over the next few days.  Here in da islands it typically is not cloudy for long and we do need a bit more rain.  Mountains do look a lot more dark green than a few weeks ago.
 
Message in a Rum Bottle: found by da Mermaid and forwarded to dat Wayward Sailor for an answer:
Subj: Dark rum and gentle breezes
 
I stumbled across your wonderful blog and now look forward to your updates.  My wife and I are headed down to bareboat charter ...........  May I ask if you would tell of a few good, not so crowded anchorages?  Especially around Virgin Gorda?  A few nights in the crowded spots make me want to get away but lack of area knowledge leads me wondering where to go?  Thanks for any advise.  We look forward to picking up your book, Tom & Deborah
 
 
Well Tom and Deborah that can be a touchie subject!  It really all depends on what your personal likes and dislikes are.  The other side is, everyone else will see the locations and when you arrive you may be surrounded by Mermaid fans!!  Not a bad thing!!!
 
Gorda Sound has lots of places you can separate from the flock and get some more private time.  The major tourist spots in North Sound are located at the far Eastern and Far Western portions of the sound.  These have moorings much like many of the other charter boat destinations.  Outside these "destinations" are great places to anchor and be more separated from the crowds although in May you will generally have lesser crowds than the prime winter season.
 
One great place is to the East of the primary entrance between Mosquito Island and Prickly Pear Island.  Lots of places along Prickly Pear to anchor and also have a short swim to nice beaches with few if any other people.  If your charter company will allow, another great spot that very few people use is the Western side of Prickly Pear.  You will need to follow your charts and GPS carefully as it is a shallow area and should not be used when a strong North East winds or swells are present.  You can snuggle up near Saba Rock and have near total privacy. 
 
In the sound you can also generally get well away from the crowds by anchoring in Robin Bay... water is not as clear and beach is a more rocky pebble type but few boats hang in the area and it is very quiet.  Another area is on the inside of the large reef at the entrance and to the west of Mosquito Island.  Great white sandy beaches and nice clear water but Mosquito Island is privately owned and you should not go wondering about the island. (Dear Miss Mermaid notes that the beaches in the BVI are public, so you can wander on the beaches, anywhere in the BVI.)
 
The Eastern side of Virgin Gorda is not considered acceptable anchorage by most charter companies... lots of reefs and potential for problems and too far to run to a more safe location in the dark.  Much of Virgin Gorda is open to Northern Swells if they are running.  Inside the North Sound Area you are generally more protected.  While the Northern Swells are more frequent in the Winter time... they can and do occur as fronts move through.  I've had friends stay at Long Bay on the Western side of Virgin Gorda just below Mountain Point.  They had few others ever sail through and spent several days.  I've personally never tried the spot.  Let us know if you find other spots that turned out well!
 
You will need to check with your charter company to see if some of these are OFF LIMITS for your charter.
 
Fair Winds!
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
 

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- Friday in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 7 May 2010 10:25:01 EDT
I called my friend on Tortola for a weather report since dat Wayward Sailor hasn't woke up yet (or he is bailing out his boat!) Here is her report:
 
It's overcast and raining here. It's been raining heavily all night and as usual some of the hills looked like rivers on the way to take the kids to school this morning.
 
Not really bad. It's just the runoff from the hills. Quite a lot of rocks come down on the drive from West End to road Town. 
 
I'm sitting at the Pub at the moment and when I look across the harbor at the top of the hills on the other side they are disappearing in mist.
 
Before I finished this report, my friends reported it was raining so hard, the bar was filling up and the boats were disappearing into the heavy mist.
 
Now THAT is something I loved about the BVI, when it rains, people flock to the nearest bar and stay dry until it stops raining.  This means, if it's raining, you're likely to be late for everything (and maybe a tad dwunk too!)
 
 
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A book to check out:
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Tortola on TV again, another murder mystery.
 
http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&q=http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/06/48hours/main6466106.shtml&ct=ga&cad=:s7:f2:v0:i0:li:e0:p0:t1273186003:&cd=hh45XseXJoo&usg=AFQjCNGRwIxF0BRrOxdrOcL-5sCQkffr5Q
CBS News
48 Hours Preview: Shelley's Last Breath
CBS News
While Tortola authorities ruled Shelley's death an accident, her parents had their doubts, especially after David began showing a bizarre lack of remorse in ...

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- Here's Dat Wayward Sailor
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 6 May 2010 11:07:16 EDT
Great afternoon and night in the Virgin Islands.  Nice breeze and lower temps made for comfortable sleeping in my self rocking bunk.  Not sure I can sleep on land again!
 
Day has started out very nice with East Wind about 8 to 10 knots and no significant chop or swells on the waterways...... that is until a ferry boat comes along!!!  Looks to be a mostly Sunny day with a lower chance of rain.  81 now with a few small clouds passing by and very few boats out sailing yet. 
 
In reply to the readers note to us... yes, many Charter Boats are simply Condo's that have been placed on pontoons... some have sails but are typically not often used.  Being a mono hull guy.... ie a REAL BOAT. I have also been disappointed by the noise and odors at night from these large boats in crowded mooring and anchorages.  While most charter boats make the same general loop with few deviations they typically stick to the primarily tourist area. 
 
After my first few trips down I tended to hang at the non-tourist locations mostly at anchor.  Significantly fewer boats and far less noise.  I also found that many places in the USVI such as St. John and St. James have great locations but many do exist in the BVI such as Little Jost Van Dyke and areas in North Sound and even places on Norman Island outside the Bight. 
 
Not sure if you enjoy hiking but many good trails exist which most charter groups just never make use of.  Try some of these as an escape from the crowded floating condo bays!
 
Last nigh while lounging in the cockpit with a sundowner.... well an After Sundowner as it was DARK with no moon rise yet.... Anyway... had large splashes near by and the Pelicans do not dive much this far out in the bay at night so I checked it out.  Well to my surprise more than a dozen Tarpon about 3 feet in length were hanging around the stern of my boat due to the 2 small LED lights I use while at anchor.  These are not very bright... actually they are garden path lights I got at K-Mart that self charge in the day and run about 6 to 8 hours at night.  Guess they were the only light the fish could find and they gathered hoping to find some small fish swimming by..... and they did.  
 
 I was out on the sugar scoop... (the low extension on the aft of the boat making it very easy to get in and out of the water).... and had an explosion of water that got me wet when a larger tarpon made for a thumb size fish that swam into the light range.  Quite a show but I did attempt to set up a reflector... a paper plate to reduce the light going downward and about that time the moon started its appearance at about half size and the Tarpon moved out.
 
As many of you know I've recently started some Boat Projects.  Of the six I have started I completed one in less than a month.... it may be some kind of record but impossible to check as in da islands... we don't bother with things like keeping records.
 
I figure if I have completed one job I need to look for another project.  Maybe a marginally larger job than installing a small lighted compass in the Masters Cabin (which is really Kool).  I've attached a photo of a possible boat project that I may consider or turn over to the Dear Miss Mermaid when she returns.  Note from DMM:  Oh yea, I just love projects
 
 
I'm SURE she will know exactly where it is located as she probably has swam around it years ago.  It does need a bit of work and I would suspect the engine may not fire up on first attempt... or ever!  It would however be a nice long term project. 
 
What do you think?  I
 
I'll add a few other possible project boats I come across and if one strikes the fancy of some of the readers, myself or the Dear Mermaid will act as broker!  Dear Miss Mermaid says dat Waywards Sailor can be the broker!!!
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
Sunset in paradise (Virgin Islands)
If you think this is crooked, then you've not had enough rum yet.
 
 

Warm and Sunny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.Com
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Available in the USA, UK, France, Germany, India, PR and the BVI


- thursday in the bvi
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 6 May 2010 09:55:53 EDT
I just wake up, ready to write and my old Thinkpad computer (AKA laptop or notebook, take your pick)  is getting cantankerous.  It won't let me use the "C,D, or E" or the number 3 key for typing until it warms up.  This seems to take about 3 cups of coffee.  Since I type horribly and I'm homelessly dyslexic,  (ooops hopelessly dyslexic) typing is all around comedy for me.
 
Rarely can anyone decipher what I've typed until the spell heckler and I go over t'ings.  Often the spell heckler is confused and sometimes I am totally lost and wonder what I typed as well, or meant to type. Once the spell heckler and I get through a rough edit,  I have to reread and edit more and well.
 
You have no doubt read my many boo-boos...   T'ings get overlooked by my wittle brain. (da islanders say t'ings in stead of things).
 
Um, not that the laptop drinks coffee...Dear Miss Mermaid does...so lately my reports are going out late...tsk tsk tsk and of course Wayward Sailor and others are helping while I am on walk-about.  Currently I'm in the southern Atlantic Ocean, swimming along, like a mermaid should, typing on my laptop computer... 
 
And now for Da Wayward Sailor...
    Ooops!  Nuttin' from Dat Wayward Sailor, I guess he gone on sail-about to parts unknown (read that out of internet range) or his 'puter is cantankerous today too, like my old one. 
 
By the way, if I can toss out the begging bowl...   Please email ALL your friends, relatives, lovers, enemies, coworkers,family,etc.,  to suggest they buy Dear Miss Mermaid's book (so she can use the proceeds to buy a cheap refurbished laptop type computer).  A big hug and and a huge thank you!
 
Oh, and you can read about more about my walkabout today, at The Other blog...
 
 

Warm and Sunny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.Com
Author of
Hurricanes and Hangovers(And Other Tall Tales and Loose Lies From The Coconut Telegraph)
Available in the USA, UK, France, Germany, India, PR and the BVI


- Cinco de Mayo (Mexican Holiday on May 5th) in the British Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 5 May 2010 10:23:31 EDT
Here in Sopers Hole West End Tortola for a night or two.  Took a drive with friends up Sage Mountain and discovered the amount of rain here was more of a hit or near miss.  While about everyone had some over the past week, a few got only a half inch or so while others got more than 4 inches.  I did see lots of flowers in vivid colors and took a few photos.
Click here to see these beautiful BVI flowers in  full size with vivid colors
 
Had a nice evening with friends who are on way back to UK for the summer, but will return around October.  Glad they are planning on coming back and next year we will get to do some sailing to the US and Spanish Virgin Islands.
 
Most of yesterday was overcast with some sun occasionally, and today looks to be partly sunny with less overcast.  Still a fair chance of rain which means it WILL rain if I don't close all my hatches when I leave the boat.  It will NOT rain if I do close them.  Odd how that works.
 
Presently about 81 with winds around 8 knots and still a bit of a chop but no white caps on the Sir Francis Drake Channel.  Saw few boats out sailing yesterday but lots of them in the moorings.  Think many really do not want to be sailing if the winds pick up.  At this time of the season, we often have a somewhat less qualified group of charter people down.  They are expecting the normally lighter winds of summer and we are having recurring days of the stronger Winter Winds.  I can actually feel the winds picking up as the boat swings on my mooring here in Sopers Hole.
 
We will be topping off water and fuel and a few food items for the next week then will do a more in depth provisioning next week when I can get to the "real" stores rather than those that cater to the charter boats and charge higher prices for the convenience... which is only fair.  (Ha!  Dear Miss Mermaid notes after shopping on Tortola for umpteen years, food is pricy, no matter where you go!)
 
Well off for a nice shore breakfast and start of another day as a pretend charter boat person.
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
 
Well, surprise surprise when Dear Miss Mermaid was wandering the Space Coast of Florida, what did she find but a message in a bottle for da Wayward Sailor!  WOW, talk about forwarded mail...
 
 
Wayward Sailor....
 
I'm enjoying your daily posts,  and find them very entertaining. We were recently in the BVI on a bareboat charter so I'm suffering from BVI withdrawls. Some observations from our recent trip:
 
1. Lots of bareboats that think the side of the boat is a good place to store the fenders.
 
2. What the heck is that sticky up thing in the middle of the boat for anyway? (we used less than 5 gallons of diesel during 9 days, 36 ft boat)
 
3. Why do people travel all the way to a beautiful tropical paradise and then stay inside an air-conditioned environment, and foul the air with their generator running all night long?  Almost every place we went there was a boat (big catamaran usually) behaving this way.
 
4. Smokers?  We realized that we had to check the boat in front of us before picking up a mooring to see if they were smokers! Lots of them were.
 
Don't get me wrong we had a terrific time and will return, I've been "doing" the BVI's since the '80's when my parents had a boat in charter out of St. Thomas.
 
Keep up the posts.....hope that the weather remains.
 
 
Dear Miss Mermaid notes that "withdrawls"  as written above could mean he truly misses da island lingo and now finds Americans (or Maine-iacs) hard to understand OR it could be a misprint for withdrawal, and he craves the sailing and the beautiful BVI (as badly as the smokers crave their cigarettes...)
 
THANKS for writing, I am sure dat Wayward Sailor will be more than pleased!  He'll probably even have a few Red Stripe beers just to celebrate his message in a bottle!
 
Should DMM get jealous?  (No way!) First dat Wayward Sailor getting phone calls, and now fan mail washed up in a bottle on the seashore...
 

Warm and Sunny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.Com
Author of
Hurricanes and Hangovers(And Other Tall Tales and Loose Lies From The Coconut Telegraph)
Available in the USA, UK, France, Germany, India, PR and the BVI


- Tuesday in the beautiful British Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 4 May 2010 09:36:08 EDT
Sir Francis Drake Channel has a few small white caps kicking about since the winds picked up Sunday.  Start of the day here again was a heavy shower then bright sunshine.  Winds appear to want to hang around and now are gusting to about 20 knots or so. 
 
I think they know, I'll be letting go of the mooring in a bit and in an hour or so will be attempting to pick one up single handed in West End's Sopers Hole where it is crowded and due to the arrangement of the small mountain called Frenchmens Caythe winds can become confused..... usually just as you are attempting to pick up a mooring ball's leader line. 
 
Well such is da life of a singlehander in higher winds.
 
About 81 now and with winds and sun causing the seas to grow a bit, it should be a good day sailing here in the Virgin Islands.... possibly wet at times but still great sailing.  Winds have been much more like the Christmas Winds rather than Spring winds.  Overall forecast calls for more showers but mostly sunny and with winds up to 25 knots but mostly down to about 20.
 
Well closing the hatches, stowing the gear that always seems to come out of the storage places when you are moored for several days.  Funny why the stuff can find it way out and not find its way back? 
 
Will be casting off the mooring lines once the engine is warm. No real point in raising the sails for a mile+ long passage so I'll be pretending I'm a charter boat!!!!!
 
Will try to shoot a report or two in over the next couple of days with photos.
 
Later
da Wayward Sailor
 
By the way, Dear Miss Mermaid has gone on walk-about.  Read about her travels soon, at the other blog.
 
If you've read her book, she needs you to post a review at Amazon, if you can find the time.  It doesn't matter if you bought the book there or not, just a willingness to post a review, once you've read the book. THANK YOU!  The more reviews, the greater chance of  some free book publicity.
 

Warm and Sunny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.Com
Author of
Hurricanes and Hangovers(And Other Tall Tales and Loose Lies From The Coconut Telegraph)
Available in the USA, UK, France, Germany, India, PR and the BVI


- Monday madness in the Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 3 May 2010 10:01:57 EDT
Talk about changes.... day started off with heavy showers and dark sky with light winds.  Now while we do have some clouds around we are under bright sunshine and are having breeze winds.  Now about 82 with East Winds near 12 knots with some gust at about 15.  Will probably have some continued variable conditions over next day or two until we get a more stable air mass over us.  Radar showed a huge front moving South East which should clear us soon.... unless as many of these things do... they turn around and come back!  Well the rain was good for almost every one.... even the charter boats didn't seem to let a bit of rain keep them from motoring about as normal.
 
While we had the invasion of Sea Gulls a week or so ago... this past week we have had the invasion of the Turns.  While the Sea Gulls have seem to spread out a bit the Turns seem to be more social and tend to stay in large groups.  Good thing is they do not typically hang around boats crapping on everything begging for hand outs like the Sea Gulls.  The Turns seem happy to actually fish for food.  They do have a tendency of making a lot of shrill noise as the group fly around hunting for the next group of small fish that wander a bit too close to the surface of the water.
 
In the part of Florida where I lived, worked and sailed for years we had the Turns with the black heads.  They are called Wrights Turns.  These in da islands have white heads with just a bit of silver gray in the wing feathers.  Are these Wlefts Turns?????  errr well we are in the Virgin Islands and people tend to drive on the left........
 
Think I'll hit Sopers Hole for a day or so and will try to get a few photos of sober sailors shopping..... it may take more than a day.  Sad thing is I'll be saying good by to some of my fav English friends who are returning home for the summer but I'm sure they will enjoy the change and probably have things to do when they get back home.
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 
Road Town, Tortola, BVI,  at night.  Dear Miss Mermaid remembers when big catamarans ad trimarans were just a novelty, not commonplace like now.  Square boats... who'd a thunk it?
 
 
 
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Just ask a sailor: The British Virgin Islands are known as the bar capitol of the Caribbean. A rundown on two popular watering holes on Norman Island, Pirates Bight and Willy T's.
 
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Warm and Sunny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.Com
Author of
Hurricanes and Hangovers(And Other Tall Tales and Loose Lies From The Coconut Telegraph)
Available in the USA, UK, France, Germany, India, PR and the BVI


- Peek-a-Boo Rain and Shine in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 2 May 2010 13:31:08 EDT
Sunday may better be know as NoSun Day if the forecast are correct.  A change to Rainday may be better.  We had on and off Showers most of the night, some with a good bit of the wet stuff falling hard at times.  This AM it is overcast with scattered showers.... I've collected about 2 gallons of rain water that will go to washing a few towels later on in between showers.  Hanging them on the life lines and getting more rain to rinse them well should make them nice and soft.  I'm sure much of the islanders water supplies have been helped out a great deal and will probably be topped off soon and that is a good thing.
 
We like emerald green islands!
 
Yesterday a fellow in a newer looking 45 foot or so power boat backed into the No Boating area of the St John National Park... probably looking to get a bigger tip from his charter guest for not having them actually swim the additional 60 or so feet out of the No Boating Zone. 
 
After a number of other boaters complained about the safety violation a Ranger approached the boat and was told by the offending skipper... he "accidentally drifted into the No Boat Zone".  ONLY a power boater would "claim" he drifted into the No Boat Zone from his location.  He would have drifted with his stern IN TO a 12 knot wind and IN TO a current of a knot or so.   A sailor would have not been in the No Boat Zone but, would have had a more realistic tell if he had.  Many Power boaters pay little or no attention to wind and current as they overpower them with horsepower from their engines.  This is not a very safe thing to overlook even if you do have a thousand horsepower engine.  They are known to fail and only then will they realize they are being blown on to shore or a reef!
 
(Can you tell this is written by a sailor?)
 
Presently 78 outside but 82 inside because of the blowing rain, ventilation is always a problem on boats.  Of course, much of that heat is due to the pot of coffee I cooked up a bit ago.  We are having very small bands of rain sweep through this AM.  Seems about every 5 to 7 minutes a ban passes over and last about a minute..... just enough time to first open the hatches then rush to close them; then when finished closing them you can open them again.  Think this is natures way of forcing us sailors to get our excises even when it is raining out.  
 
Cardio for sailors:  stretch, lift, open hatches, walk away... rush back running, stretch, stretch some more, close hatches...repeat every few minutes, at the whim of the rain Gods...
 
One good thing is the winds did not get up to 25mph last night but only to about 12 or so much of the night.  Looks like the next day or so will be about the same but we do have a chance for Thunder Storms later this afternoon.  Thunder Storms are not a frequent event here in da islands.  Back in Florida, in some locations they occur like clock work every day in the summer but not here. 
 
Being on a sailboat with an aluminum mast 50 feet or more sticking into the air makes you feel like you are saying "Hit ME!!!" when a thunder storm passes.  As I often have my feet propped up against the mast in the salon when I'm reading... I suddenly remember.... MMmmm not a good idea!!!
 
Today I'll do a bit of clean up inside the boat them take a swim.  Yep a swim in the rain... hey... when your wet your are wet and the rain does not matter.  If the Thunder storms roll in... well that is a different fish!  Will probably kick in the good ole Honda 2000i later to charge the batteries and watch a few old DVD's.  May Sea Chase with John Wayne ? or Captain Blood with Errol Flynn?  Or Captain Ron????  Will even have PopCorn from the very small microwave I now have for use when the Honda is in service!  Solar panels are not going to have much activity today except for getting a nice wash down.
 
Dear Miss Mermaid notes da Wayward Sailor is plumb spoilt now, with a microwave!   However, that being said, they are loads of fun when you do have a small generator, as you can fire up the generator, run the microwave then shut it off again.  Ahhh, the lap of luxuries available...
 
Just took a look outside... I see several groups of people heading to the beach and snorkeling areas from the beach trails... Looks like some people are not going to let a bit of rain and clouds interfere with their weekend... bully for them!
 
Well looks like it is time for another cup of coffee.
 
You can now get Coffee everything delivered to your door from Amazon, including Dear Miss Mermaid's book!
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 

Warm and Sunny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.Com
Author of
Hurricanes and Hangovers(And Other Tall Tales and Loose Lies From The Coconut Telegraph)
Available in the USA, UK, France, Germany, India, PR and the BVI


- Wayward Sailor in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 1 May 2010 10:45:08 EDT
Yesterday was not as hazy as the previous day and the sun was out almost all thay.  Da Solar panels LOVED it and I got to watch a couple of old movies on my DVD player with out guilt of using power.
 
Did have a bit of excitement yesterday about noon.  Two swimmers became distressed and had some one pull them out of the water.  The Sir Francis Drake Channel in the BVI is very wide but closes down to a narrow opening at the Western End of Tortola and the Thatch Islands and the Eastern end of St. John.  Currents are typically 2 to 3 knots Eastward.  With increased winds and a chop from ferry boats it often feels stronger.  Many swimmers go around Waterlemon Cay counter clockwise which is actually best.... however some become concerned when they reach the Western most portion of the cay and the reef extends some 50 feet further West and they "feel" they are too far from land and instead of going on around the reef and into the lea side of the island with minimal to no current, they instead fight back toward the East against the current and soon become distressed.
 
Those in good shape just hang in and make it back but generally lesser swimmers too frequently panic and require assistance.  Good thing is that many of the boaters are aware of the situation here and do keep an eye out and act when necessary.  Yesterdays swimmers were lucky and had someone respond quickly and when returned to their boat they easily saw how they could have just continued on around with no difficulty.  Problem is most swimmers do not look at the nautical charts that show the currents typical for the area.  While both the BVI and USVI waters are generally safe, all swimmers need to know about any special conditions that exist in any specific area.... read the charts!
 
Today started out partly cloudy and we have a very brief shower then the sun popped out.  We will probably have several similar occurrences today and into the night with the near full moon taking over the duties at night.  Winds are increasing with possible 20 knots in minimal seas at this time but that to typically changes when winds are up for more than an hour or two. Should be some great sailing for the next few days and some great snorkeling when the sun is out.  We are having a growing number of people snorkel at night during the fullest parts of the moon.  I'm a bit tOOoooo much of a chicken to enjoy swimming in the dark where predator fish are the most active and who know.... those attack squid may be out still looking for me!!!!!
 
Well time to "think" about doing another boat task..... or maybe a swim or possibly a nap would be a better option.... decisions, decisions... decisions.... this is a HARD job!
 
later
da Wayward Sailor
 

Warm and Sunny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.Com
Author of
Hurricanes and Hangovers(And Other Tall Tales and Loose Lies From The Coconut Telegraph)
Available in the USA, UK, France, Germany, India, PR and the BVI


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