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- Fairway Weather
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:18:33 EDT
Gorgeous weather, should be fair today with some scattered clouds, perhaps a brief shower. Winds are slight to moderate. Sea temps are up to 79, spring is on the way, a bit late this year. We still have nice cool nights. Even the black kitty sleeps under the afghan with me the past few nights. He has Caribbean Fur (very thin) and gets cold easily (like me).
 
Surfing may or may not happen this weekend, a great time for patient beginners to try their luck.
 
Prayers and wishes for a speedy recovery to the crew member who broke his neck during the spring regatta. The news account says he will be operated on in Tampa soon and we wish him well and pray he may get to sail again someday.
 
My house guest is missing in action. Supposed to arrive yesterday by plane and ferry but apparently did not. Haven't heard a thing yet. But you know sailors, they are often late for everything. I was once 9 months late getting home because I kept getting side tracked, so I know how it goes.
 
A note stuck in a bottle washed up in an old golf shoe on the beach today:
Hello again,
Is there a golf course on the island?

Thanks,
K.
They are building one at Beef Island against the wishes of the locals. We have the wrong kind of dirt here for growing miles of plain old grass. I can only imagine the horrendous chemicals used to keep the grass green in a hostile environment, and then it leaches into the sea and bye bye fishing.
 
 
There is a golf course on St Thomas (Mahogany Run) a ferry ride away, or you can take a helicopter over like some well heeled  tourists do. I know a famous golfer/actor who comes here and does just that, lands his helicopter right at the golf course too.
 
There is a pitch and putt at Long Bay on Tortola.
 
I think one of those hilarious Putt Putt Golf Courses with the fake grass and the windmills, waterfalls and clown obstacles would be hilarious here and probably go over well. I grew up playing Putt Putt, no idea why. But they built and put a Putt Putt  in my hometown and we used to go play there every time some kid had a birthday, it seemed, and thought it great fun. (I know you REAL golfers are laughing your head off at this one!)
 
Every time you got a hole in one, at he Putt Putt,  you won a free game. It seems at some point we went on vacation somewhere and were treated to a fancier Putt Putt with exotic fairways. One day we went to play Putt Putt Golf and they had tore down the hometown Putt Putt, and put up a parking lot and put cars for sale there. I gues the landowner traded one Putt Putt for another type of Putt Putt...
 
(har har har, you can LAUGH now...)
 
I've actually played golf a few times myself.
 
I used to have a friend who would drag me out of bed on Sundays if he couldn't find a fourth to play. I foolishly managed to somehow lose my keys on the golf course one Sunday and what a mess that was. I was horrified because it was a huge ring of keys with the burglar alarm key for my office, so I couldn't even go to work until the keys were found.
 
After that I learned to have  a spare set of keys with just the house and car on it for weekend outings.
 
That reminds me of the Ladies Charity Group that was trying to raise money. Tired of baking cakes for sale, they  figured the golfers were rich and that clean golf balls worked better than dirty golf balls. So one weekend they set up shop down the street from the entrance to the Golf Course.
 
As you drove by, all these smiling ladies with buckets, soap and towels stood on the side of the road by their jumbo hand made sign that read:
 
"LET US WASH YOUR BALLS FOR DONATIONS"
 
For some strange reason they abandoned the idea and the area, within the hour... 
 
I heard they went back to selling cakes.
 
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
 
(I pirated that saying!)
 
Warm and Silly Regards,
DearMissMermaid.com




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- Thursday
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:14:40 EDT
Weather  here is back to normal, roads are cleared of the small and lare boulders from the squally sotmry flash flooding of Tuesday.
 
Sadly, Monday night, the Port Purcell Grocery Store plus 2 other busineses were completely destroyed by fire. Port Purcell had the best grocery prices on the island, and I sorely regret that me and my long list have not been there in a few weeks. Argh!  I like so many others, regret goin to the high end stores now. I hoep Port Purcell finds a way to bounce back soon with their consumer friendly pricing.
 
Wednesday was so hectic, that by the time I got around to writing the weather report, I actually fell asleep at the keyboard. I woke up late in the night, a bit stunned that I was still sleeping at my desk. Climbing into my bed never felt so wonderful, as it did then.  I was quickly joined by a few cats, one who was begging for a belly rub. 
 
Now it's 545am and daybreak is rapidly arriving with blustery winds. The roosters have been crowing for some time now, my cat is fussing for his breakfast as I type. I am so sleepy, I may go lay back down again. 
 
It's cloudy and expected to stay that way, this weekend may bring some more serious rains with thunderstorms. Everyone is happy to have their cisterns get a nice fill up. 
 
Arrived by Express Donkey from Road Town, Kerstin sends us this colorful flyer!  I hope everyone on island will make a way to see the show or buy tickets and donate them to others such as the kids at the Rainbow Home.  All proceeds go to CADA (Community Action Against Drug Addiction) so please pass the word around!

Flambeau Havana

In Flambeau Havana, over 50 BVI performers fill the stage with dance, music, color and rhythms that never rest, as the story of Latin Dance from Spain to Cuba is told. 

Whether or not you saw Flambeau the Passion in the fall 2007, you'll love this production, as the journey that started there in Spain with Flamenco, Sevillanas, and Stepencco, continues onto Cuba with Salsa, Meringue and Rumba.

There are three opportunities for busy people to see the show since performances span two week-ends and include both evening and afternoon show times.  Tickets make great gifts for friends, young people and employees and any group of 5 or more gets $5 off each ticket. 

Also, tickets can be donated for groups such as the Rainbow Home, YEP, KATS, etc.  Please remember all proceeds benefit a very good cause and keep BVI performance art growing.

Please take a look at the flyer  for more information, and pass the good word along. Hope to see you at the show.

Seagulls at Happy Hour

Warm and Dancing Regards,
DearMissMermaid.com




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- Pea Soup and Cat Fish
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:26:25 EDT
This was the thick pea soup calm before the storm yesterday. I forgot to tell you that the picture I posted last night, was taken at high noon yesterday!
 
Today we have very slight winds, which has quite a few unhappy as many like me experienced in home flooding and would like some strong breezy winds to help air things out!
This harbor view above,  is at 745am Tuesday morning.
 
Looking at this satellite at 715am and WHAT is that white dot headed our way?  Is that a teeny tiny center of a nasty mini hurricane squall to be?  Well either way, it looks like we are in for some "moisture" this week, so I better finish mopping up and get ready for another onslaught!
 
By the way, I've entered a new cat photo this week in Bissell's photo contest. If the cat wins, then Bissell will donate $10,000 to the BVI Humane Society!  We will dedicate the donation as coming from Friends of the BVI and Miss Mermaid.
 
Ask all your friends, relatives, loved ones and enemies to vote too!
 
Below is this week's entered photo. Click here to vote before April 22!
 
Please review the images and select your favorite.
 
 
Warm and Furry Regards,
DearMissMermaid.com




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- mini hurricane!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:53:01 EDT
I took a picture this afternoon of rapidly worsening conditions as visibility closed up to less than 1/4 mile.  All was gray and a few rains came and went. The promised squalls tuned out to be rains with few winds.
 
I had an appointment around 615pm, before sunset, and left out, figuring I might get sprinkled on a few times.
 
I was so wrong!  A full fledge flash flood poured down from the heavens with little winds and the rains just saturated the island. Then the winds picked up briefly and drenched us in cold. We were meeting in a covered but open air place and we couldn't find a dry  spot to be!  Everyone was soaking wet and alternatley laughing and worrying. No one dared leave, as road conditions were treacherous. A light weight car like mine could just be lifted and air born, causing a needless wreck.
 
It was far to dreadful to drive  and indeed, not a single car drove by for the two hours we felt trapped at our open air meeting.
 
I guess those gurus in Colorado are right about this going to be a wild hurricane season. We just had a sampling  taste of it!
 
Two hours later, the rains finally began to subside, and we broke up the meeting and ran for our cars!  It still poured all the way home and then I called everyone that had been at the meeting to see if we all made it home in one piece.
 
I about broke my tail, as I slip slided and discovered my bedroom was nearly 2 inches deep in rain water, something I had not seen before since moving into this place um, 5 months ago. Everyone I talked to was busy mopping like me, as apparenlty no one escaped a bit of home or office flooding.
 
WHOA!  Iam mopping up for the 10th time, then going to lay down and try to warm up under heavy cover.
 
Brrrrrrrr.  It's cold here.
 
BEFORE the storm you can see how the harbor is quickly disappearing, as if I am miles away taking this picture!
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.com




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- Gorgeous
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:23:11 EDT
 Another gorgeous day with a few overcast clouds. We expect some brief rains with winds, aka squalls coming around today .I happen to like rain, so I look forward to it!  I love these cool wintry nights we are having in April, I hope this lasts awhile longer.
 
Cane Garden Bay


As Mary's  father always says, it's OK to get older - just don't get old !
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.com




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- Surf's Up!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:54:44 EDT
Internet has been down so I couldn't get a report out.
But today was another gorgous day in paradise!
 
Perfect for Surfing
Perfect for Sailing
 
Warm and Funny Regards,
DearMissMermaid.com




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- Ah Those Were the Daze!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:49:20 EDT
Another gorgeous day in paradise and no storm on the horizon, though I hear those in Minnesota were drenched in the white stuff. In April!
 
Of course we have been treated to cool weather here at night, fun for cuddling.  But today is just downright perfect for the outdoors.
 
 
 
Speaking of anchoring and mooring...
    There is nothing better than the satisfaction of showing up in the harbor with your crew or friends and being able to silently anchor or pick up a mooring ball, without ever saying a word.
    Now, I don't mean you have to be Houdini to accomplish this, use hand signals!  There is no hard  and fast rules for hand signals, but work out some simple ones and follow them. Then you won't find yourself in the  harbor screaming "WHAT?" back and forth or worse cursing and screaming and threatening and making a huge scene.
    Now many folks seem to put the small person (generally female) at the bow and the helmsman generally is the  larger/taller person (the male).
    Now the bow person is supposed to be in charge of the boat's movements, but often the helmsman THINKS he is in charge.  So this is where many mooring and anchoring mishaps happen!
    I suggest you put the taller stronger person on the bow and the smaller person on the helm. Make sure they have run the engine throttle before and understand clearly about forward, reverse and neutral and how to shift there.  If both the bowman and the helmsman understand how the engine is going to react, then you have the perfect combo.
    When approaching a mooring assess the currents and winds and then approach against the stronger force.  Assuming you have already prepped the bow with either boat hook or anchor and rode ready to go, then you are ready for your hand signals.
    The bowman should be in charge and the helmsman should carefully watch their every move and act accordingly. Often the helmsman will lose sight of the mooring itself, so it's very important the bowman uses their arm with finger extended or the boat hook, to point exactly where the boat should  be going.
    An experienced helmsman will just barely creep along with just enough momentum to maintain steerage and gently steer towards the direction indicated. You need to agree upon forward, revere and neutral hand signals.
    For instance as long as you are pointing, that means forward, when you hold up a clenched fist that means neutral. If you are pointing downwards towards the deck that mean reverse gently. Frantically pointing downward can mean back up with more power.
    Numbers come in handy, especially if you've discovered that say once you are within 30 feet of the mooring the helmsman can no longer see it due to the bowsprit or the length of the boat or the width of the crew or what have you.
    Knowing this, then the bowman can begin counting down when the boat is less than 30 feet away. This often gives the helmsman confidence in slowing the boat down by going to neutral. For instance 30 feet can be with the left hand holding three fingers, 20 could be 2 and then 10 is 1 finger.  You get the idea. You can also do 3 fingers with a quick switch to an O made by the thumb and forefinger to indicate 30.  Ditto for 15, one finger rapidly followed by 5. So it just depends if you can get along with 10-20-30 or if you prefer more specifics.  Still no need to say a thing IF YOU HAVE WORKED OUT THE SINGALS IN ADVANCE!
    For instance if the boat generally drift forwards another 20 feet once in neutral at the given creeping speed, then often at the same time the helmsman is signaling neutral , the helmsman is already prepared.
    When the bowman grabs the pendant or line, use the power of the cleat to gain more strength. For instance, don't just stand at the bow and try to pull in the mooring, immediately place it under the cleat and then pull at an angle, this gives you substantially more power.  If the wind is threatening to whip the line out of your hand, then take another turn on the cleat so your line is C-like on the cleat, even if you don't have enough to make your figure 8 yet. In most instances this will stop the line and boat, then you can grab some purchase on it and then make your figure 8 on the cleat. 
    The object is to cleat is off quickly and then if you wish to attach a bridle or your own line, do that after you have initially attached the mooring.  Hand signals make for a happy crew all around!  During a squall or inclement weather or high winds hand signals can save your boat or your life!  I know! 
    I had a near miss where we were on a large heavy boat and  about to wipe out 12 boats much smaller and lighter  than us, the wind had just whipped up from 15 to a 40 knot gust, which sent us backwards, then sideways,  headed towards the smaller moored boats at a rapid rate.
    We persevered with hand signals and I had to goose the  engine a good one to regain control to go forward to where the bowman was frantically pointing. A dark cloud of smoke emitted from the engine as it cleared it's throat to go forward against the sudden 40 knot squall. I followed every hand signal the bowman gave and soon we were firmly tied on our mooring and sipping a warm toddy and quite honestly, we DID sit down and congratulate ourselves on a job well done.  Whew!
    ***************
    One day shortly after my diesel was installed in my 30 foot sailboat, I went out to practice with the engine. I was going forward, then putting it in neutral and trying to measure how far I would drift.  Then I put it in reverse to see if the boat preferred to pull slightly to port or to starboard. I was engrossed in my practicing, and reversing and forwarding and drifting, that I didn't realize I had attracted a small crowd of dinghies of lone males, who came out to "help" me!
    They thought I was a woman alone (I was) and clueless as well (I wasn't, the sun just made my hair super light in those days!).
    They saw me doing all these strange maneuvers and concluded I had engine or steering trouble and needed gallant help.
    I had to explain I was just practicing with my new engine so I could learn to pick up my mooring pendant on my own. Of course by now I have numerous offers of men wishing to come aboard and help out!
    Now how am I going to learn to do this on my own in my own boat if these guys keep helping me out?
    Usually I am the first to NEVER turn down help. But I knew that on many trips I would either be totally alone or with inexperienced passengers, and that being able to smartly and calmly pick up my mooring on my own would be a great asset and a necessity.
    Finally I relented and allowed a few on board and begged them to do NOTHIGN but stand by while I attempted by my little old lonesome to go pick up my mooring without any aid.
    Next thing I know these guys are trying to outshout each other in telling me what to do and I am trying my best to IGNORE them all.  I guess they didn't know I already had several years at sea on much larger yachts and I was certainly accustomed to this maneuver, just used to having trained crew about to assist.
    For awhile this became the norm, anytime I would approach a harbor alone, suddenly men in dinghies appeared wanting to help me moor or anchor!
    It's a miracle I ever learned to do it on my own, by my lonesome.  Of course back then we had numerous live aboards in the islands and many boats were populated with lone males and very few with lone females. Any excuse to meet a sailing female would do, as it can get quite lonesome sailing and living alone on a small boat in a far flung port. (But I LOVED every minute of it!)
    So I was quite popular in any harbor I showed up alone in. Ah, those were the days my friend... 
     
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- April 11
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:28:53 EDT
Another picture perfect day in the Caribbean!  Surf should be up for the weekend.  It's still cool at night, in the low 70's and it feels grand. Only 78 at 8am today. 
 
It's my birthday and I hope I can get through it without further mishap. I am still banged and busied and muttering under my breath when I try to move. Argh  I must be I am getting older.
 
AND A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KEN AND MARY AND SUZANNE TODAY!  (and me!)
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- Beauty and the Spirit
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:52:42 EDT
 Weather is just gorgeous and should remain that way for awhile.  We may have the usual short mini rain showers and we sure need them. Parts of the island are looking more brownish than greenish.  
 
I read Gert's report today (the webmaster for StormCarib.com)  that he plans to be in the islands in July but declines to mention which island (as storms tend to follow him!)  I know we spent one hurricane scare together in the islands, drinking champagne by candlelight with his wife and another mutual friend...
 
The doomsayers have released their predictions today about their forecast for the upcoming season. As usual they want to give us a big scare!
 
Well, Gert, if you are coming my way in July, I've moved again, but not to worry, it's a hurricane proof home with thick concrete walls plus shutters and spare beds...  I've still got four coolers leftover from the last batch of storms, so I guess I better think about stocking up for the season. 
 
Matter of fact, I noticed when I moved last, that so much of my junk is just plain hurricane related. Big buckets, little buckets, 2 mops,  four coolers, a generator, 100 foot cord, ropes, 3 dozen candles in globes, a drawer full of batteries and lights, a box of assorted canned goodies, kitty litter for the emergency litter box and so on. I mean one whole car  load of stuff was just stuff to survive a hurricane!  If I get rid of it, then we will surely get hit, if I don't then everyone's coming to my place in the event of a storm.
 
In the meantime, I've noticed the coolers make nice seats once a pillow is thrown on top and that has come in handy at parties.
 
 
 
A friend of mine who isn't exactly the handy man type recently wrote me and said "If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem."
 
He could be living in the islands, with that kind of attitude.
 
I remember when after a hurricane, everyone WITH a hammer claimed they were a carpenter and suddenly we had 8,000 carpenters banging away.
 
Then there is the rock. Why buy tools when rocks are free?
 
I docked my sailboat into a marina for a day, because I wanted to scrub her from, bow to stern,  stem head to bilge, port to starboard.  I normally was miserly with my water usage, but I was going to give her a good spring cleaning and plug into the marina fresh water. 
 
After tying up in my assigned slip, I radioed the marina office and asked them if someone could please come unlock the water and take a meter reading. A few minutes later, a young lad shows up with a pound of keys and finally unlocks the water.  However, the little valve, which must be turned to "on" once the lock is removed, seemed to be firmly stuck.
 
I volunteered I would go grab my WD-40 and a pair of vice grips. Meanwhile the man mumbles something like "no problem, mon" and wanders down the dock.
 
I dived below, fetched my WD-40 and vice grips, then climbed back topside and off the boat. The islander had come back down the dock carrying a large rock. I was very slow to put two and two together.
 
As I walked down the finger pier toward the main dock, with my tools, he bent over the water valve and lifted the rock high above his head just as I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 
 
He ignored me (just a foolish woman, what would I know about stuck water valves?) and he smashed that valve with all his might with his rock.
 
This certainly turned the water on!  Now we had a geyser shooting 80 feet into the air.  I scrambled back on my boat to hastily close hatches as this fresh water man-made rainfall doused my boat and bunk.
 
Folks climbed off their boats to watch the show and the hapless dock worker ran off and hid for the rest of the day. I got back on the radio and reported to the marina that we seemed to have a MAJOR water leak and chastised them for teaching their workers to open valves with rocks...  they of course had no idea what I was talking about.
 
Water was shut off for the entire marina. The manager showed up, looked at the offending rock and asked me why I smashed the valve. I explained it was his esteemed employee who REFUSED my vice grips and WD-40 in favor of his ROCK. Indeed, the WD-40 and vice grips lay in a pile of water on the finger pier where I had dropped them to go shut my hatches.
 
A few weeks later, incredibly, at a different marina, I was working aboard a gorgeous 50' Formosa, when a different dock hand does the same rock smashing trick, on OUR water valve  and busts yet another water line. I was down below at the time, when the captain came to retrieve his WD-40 and vice grips and it was deja vu all over. Now the marina had no water!  And this particular marina was full of charter boat turnarounds and there were some very unhappy crews.
 
The captain grabbed the rock and flung it out to sea as far as he could and I shall not repeat what HE had to say about THAT...
 
Honestly, I think it's time these marinas train their staff in the careful art of using tools, not rocks.   Surely we have gone beyond cavemen days, but one wonders.
*****
Meanwhile, that evil spirit that was living in my refrigerator was successfully chased out of the house, but apparently not off the property. I came home last night and my lights were off, yet I was sure I had left the outside one on. I was limping along with my broken toes (courtesy of the evil spirit) and  tripped over something or nothing, and managed to scrape up my knee something fierce on the patio and hit my head on the side of the house, on my way down to kiss the patio.  This is getting ridiculous! I felt tripped, kicked, punched and shoved! 
 
  This morning my head has a big lump on it and my knee is minus a lot of skin, of course it was the good knee I got, rather than the bad one. My toes ache, my knee hurts and my head is sensitive (I keep touching the lump!)  Ugh, I am going to celebrate my birthday tomorrow, looking like the loser in a bar brawl.
 
I am going to chase that evil spirit off my property once and for all. I already went out and bought a few pounds of fresh garlic this morning.  Tonight I am dressing head to toe and tail in white, donning my steel toed sandals, strapping on my knee pads and wearing a white crash helmet. If you hear strange noises at my place tonight, you will know it's me and that evil spirit having our final go-around. He's got to be relocated far far away from me!  I don't mind a few friendly spirits or even ones that play practical jokes, but this one is pure evil and no fun at all.
 
Warm and Beaten Regards,
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- Aye Wonder
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 9 Apr 2008 14:13:38 EDT
I wake up and it's only 640am yet the world is bright as noon. The sky is this incredible azure, like an artist was up early painting a gorgeous morning for us. I got up and admired the beauty, stumbled out to the patio for a better look, fed some impatient cats, decided since only having had a scant few hours of sleep, I dropped the bamboo shade down and laid back down for a snooze.
 
As soon as my head hit the pillow, my neighbor fired up his jack hammer. (I think they should rename that tool  "a-jerk-hammer")
 
*Sigh*
 
Otherwise, it's a perfect day in paradise!  We should have fantastic weather right through the weekend. My crystal ball says so!
 
Someone commented by instant message to me, on yesterday's pics, that they couldn't believe the roads (the big unmarked hole) was left like that. Well, do you think I got out and stole the signs and lights and markers and then took the picture?  Well I did not!  I was driving along, came across the scene and took the pictures. I had come across the identical conditions, a month earlier and didn't have my camera.  I was shocked that a month later, it appeared to look virtually the same.
 
This reminds me of an infamous hoax by a guy who got pretty mad at his home town council. He accused them of not paying attention to local affairs and squandering government money on frivolous trips or some such nonsense.  So in the middle of the night, he goes to the major intersection in town, uses some heavy duty equipment to dig a huge hole in the middle of the busiest  intersection.  Not wanting anyone to get hurt, he  marks it off with yellow "Caution" tape. 
 
Naturally, traffic was a huge mess and folks were pretty irate at this inconvenience. Numerous phone calls produced the usual run around.
 
A few weeks later, the town "powers to be", figured out it wasn't their hole and filled it back in.   I guess some folks will go to any length to prove a point.
 
I just walked down to the seashore and there washed up on the beach in a Ting Bottle from St Kitts was this note:
Just saw your latest post.  Your spell heckler must not have got the
word that they closed down the sugar industry in St Kitts oh, about a
year and a half or two years ago.  All the cane fields now have tamarind
and kusha growing up in them.  CSR still made there, but not sure where
they get the sugar.

And I promise not to complain about your spell heckling ever again as of
course there was a boo-boo in my post you posted as well.

As Harry said in his Nevis post this morning - great day to go sailing! 
And so we will in just a few minutes!

Chris
, I agree it's a great day to go Sail, Sell, Sale, Cell... with your Sailor, Seller, Cellar friends...
 
or just plain old FISHING!

 
And Now To Torture All the Spell Hecklers and Nautically Inclined.....
 
I ran into an old bouy friend recently and I was reminded of how we broke up...
 
 
My buoy friend left me after a big squall. First he skipper date and that made me mad. Made me wonder weather we gonna last or knot. When Aye find him, he said Aye was too obsessed with boating. 
 
Awe sheet!  Ashore didn't see this coaming.  I tried to hull him closer, but he go on fighting.
 
He says Aye am gone aweigh too much.  Aye told him Aye am knot! 
 
Well he could come backstay with me.
 
He said Aye  couldn't even make a pie right.  I mast straighten this buoy out. So Aye said Aye  can pirate with the best of them you old scallywag! 
 
He said he could never reach my sail when Aye was gone sailing.  I asked him why he wants to reach my sail anyhow?  Try a cell phone or VHF radio!
 
That buoy said I never go bowling with him and Aye told him I could tie a bowline in my sleep, how many times I got to show him?
 
He stormed off and said he was going to get drunk on port in his wine sailor.  Aye told him that boat listed to starboard, Aye would sit to port too.  So I gave him a wide berth.
 
But before he left, he said he wanted marine back!  So Aye took it off my finger and heaved  it at him.   Then Aye caught a cabin to town and got drunk on grog and hung out with my pier group. Now, my poor sole needs some serious heeling now. I am pooped. I swear to drunk, I am not God again. At least Aye think knot.
 
And he thinks Aye be obsessed with boating...buoy he is so clew less!
 
Silly buoy!  Shame it came to this bitter end. Now I am footloose cause I didn't bother to beg him to forestay.  What moor does he want from me?
 
I guess my freeboard is over. I hope he doesn't harbor any ill will. 
 
But he ashore luff a big hull in my heart.  Maybe I take him back ladder. Right now Aye need to be alone and have a privateer.  
 
Maybe I compass that buoy up and find me something better. 
 
Yawl don't worry about me. Aye gonna be fine without that bouy.  
 
 
*****
 
 
Warm and Silly Regards,
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- Here I Am!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 8 Apr 2008 20:47:32 EDT
HORRORS!  I found my April 5th posting in my "to be sent" email!  Yikes!
 
Then today, I never wrote at all, because I was so dang busy all day, working for a living. 
 
April 8th weather...
So here it is dark thirty and I can tell you today's weather was boringly nice with just an occasional brief rain. Right after I agreed to deliver something *poof* it pours down rain!  Well at least the plants on the patio love it, but the under cover plants are hollering for me to come water them. They need secret fertilizer too, so I have my hands full no doubt.
 
Weather for the next week should be perfect!
 
 
April 5th weather (last Saturday)
Strong winds with whitecaps in the Sir Francis Drake channel. Rains are threatening but been few so far. It was breezy and chilly last evening and night, and quiet blustery upon sunrise.  I enjoy the freshening winds, especially on land, nothing to tack, or jive or reef down.
 
 
Note Washed up in a Whine bottle on shore...
"If they want rail to the water racing, (aka boat severely healed over) they are going to get it today!"

Well, I, for one, would always rail at a boat that healed rather than heeled.  But then, maybe that's why sailors are such cads (aka heels).  Or maybe we need to have that old band aid on the hole in the bottom to keep the ocean out.

Keep up the fun writing--I always look forward to the next missive (missile?) from the BVI.
Signed,
d n-----
 
(OK I know it's supposed to be WINE bottle not Whine bottle... Miss Mermaid just couldn't resist THAT one either...)
Being That Chris is in Nevis, His Note arrived in a CSR Bottle...
 
Chris from Nevis writes:
As for your toes - the next time you do that, or smash your thumb with a
hammer, or close the door on your fin, grab holt of it immediately, and
squeeze as hard as you can for like two minutes.  It's like putting a
tourniquet on it - and stops in from swelling and bruising.  And since
it already hurts so bad - what's another coupla minutes?

And tell your spell-heckler that sail boats heel, not heal!
 
 
Well, I can tell you that some of those heeling sailboats are in need of serious healing after yesterday's races. One dismasted, one disboomed (can you be disboomed?) and one capsized. I told you those winds would be rough! 
 
For you landlubbers, the mast is that pointy thing sticking out vertically from a sailboat, with sails attached. It is often (though not always) much taller than the sailboat is long. When it comes down (dismasted)  your boat value is generally cut by 50-75% until you get it back up again...
 
The boom is the horizontal stick attached to the mast and sail. When it breaks, you often have crew injuries, though not always. As long as the mast is still vertical, your boat value is severely diminished but not nearly as bad as losing the mast as well. 
 
Now I bought my first boat with NO mast but it did come with the original boom, which needed very little work to attach to the new mast I eventually had built to original specs. At that point my sailboat soared in value, as it was no longer just a derelict.
 
For those of you who want to know what CSR  is (bottled on St Kitts)...
 
During the 18th century St. Kitts and Nevis were among the finest jewels of the Caribbean sugar colonies, and today on St. Kitts sugar is still a major crop. This modern factory,St Kitts Sugar Factory, which replaced the island's local stone sugar mills, is supplied by means of a small highland railway circuit. St. Kitts sugar is still renowned for its exceptional quality, and this sugar factory also produces rum and Cane Spirits Rothschild (CSR), a fine sugarcane liquor developed by Baron Edmond de Rothschild.
 
When I lived in St Kitts, we used to drink "A Ting and a Swing" which was the CSR served up with Ting (a refreshing carbonated grapefruit drink, also bottled in St Kitts).
 
YIKES!  I sure wouldn't want to encounter this mess one night after dark!  No lights, no barricades, no signs, just lane GONE!
The rock is a NICE touch, if you manage to miss the big hole late at night, then you might manage to crash into the rock...
 
Warm and Bumpy Regards,
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- Weather is here, wish you were too!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 7 Apr 2008 15:40:03 EDT
Weather is back to boringly normal here. Beautiful skies, pleasant sailing conditions, moderate seas, no snow, no storms, no hurricanes.  Just another lovely day in paradise.   I am so lucky to be here!
 
I spent the weekend going to two different parties that both served exquisite vegetarian Indian food. Yummy!  Now I am looking up Indian recipes and going to give my hand at making some. I seem to have the required spices, just need to track down some chilies.  I know where to find them in a can, but fresh, hmm, will have to do some serious looking. I once grew some on my balcony that came out pretty tasty.
 
I know my spell heckler messed up again yesterday, insisting my "car" rather than my "cat"  jumped into the fish basket and claimed it as his own. (He is probably the unknown subject that knocked the basket off the wall to start with!)  Now I just have a naked hook where it used to be. But I have more artwork to hang, just haven't got around to it...
Kind of hard to see, but there are a few sailboats at sea in this picture in the Sir Francis Drake Channel. We still have haze, making it hard to photograph. Picture taken from Tortola, with Frenchman's Cay in foreground, Norman Island in left corner and St John in right corner.
 
For you garden lovers in the islands:
Orange, coconut, guava, avacado and other fruit trees are on sale at the Agricultural Department in Paraquita Bay. Hurry before they are all gone!
 
For you Flower lovers:
The Annual Flower Show will be at the Botanical Gardens on Sunday April 27th from 1230 to 530.
 
BVI Air Show
April 18, 2008 to April 19, 2008
T.B. Lettsome International Airport Beef Island, British Virgin Islands A wide variety of aircraft performances, aerobatics and ground displays. Free admission & parking. Shade tents, food & refreshments available.
Visit Website
 
8th Annual BVI Music Festival
May 23, 2008 to May 25, 2008
Where the sound of music meets the sounds of nature. Enjoy world-renowned artists at this beach-front venue.
Visit Website
 
33rd Annual Foxy's Wooden Boat Regatta
May 25, 2008 to May 27, 2008
Funds support the Jost Van Dyke Preservation Society West End Yacht Club.
 
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- be careful
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 6 Apr 2008 13:33:02 EDT
Breezy windy gusty days. Another great day for the Spring Regatta racers to break more boat *giggle*. It's been goodly fun for them to have these strong winds to really race and race hard.   We have participants from around the world.
 
It has caused a lot of equipment damage and at least one severe injury. Rumor is a crew member broke his neck. He has since been airlifted off the island, after spending a night in the local hospital.  We just don't have a specialist for everything.  I know it's possible to break your neck and not paralyze anything (my Fairy God Mother was famous for breaking her neck 2-3 times and surviving without further injury). I pray this crew member will survive and live to sail or race again one day, without disability.
 
I now put on a crash helmet and steel toed boots and stand three feet to the side of my evil possessed refrigerator when dealing with it. Thus far, this has prevented further injuries to my body.
 
Someone asked me if I was accident prone the other day. I was a tad insulted, as I sure don't think of myself as accident prone at all. But throughout my short life, I have managed to do many fantastic things, travel far and do things many people only dream of. SO I have been extremely lucky in many ways, but accidents have be felled me, but only because I was living an unusual life at the time it seems. Had I lead a sedate normal life, then my chances of accidents might have been lessened. I've had so many near misses, so I feel mostly lucky!
 
Like the time I stepped on a stingray fish!  He swam out from under me, tossing me backwards, and luckily, he didn't shoot me with his poisonous tail. I think we just mutually startled each other! 
 
Stingrays like to fish on the bottom in shallow water and they often burrow themselves in the sand. Back in the dark ages, many stingray fish would hang out at Honeymoon Beach in St John. I once saw an incredible video made into a documentary about the stingrays that hung off the beach there. I hear rumors through the coconut telegraph they still come to Hawksnest Beach (almost next door). With the hoards of tourists coming to the Caribbean now, I just don't know if the entire schools show up or not.
 
Only once did I see hundreds of stingrays at Honeymoon Beach and we all stayed out of the water, figured we would let them hunt in peace and not scare them into lashing their tail at us. Now how many people have seen that?
 
I am just glad I am not forced to drive a car into 8 lane traffic for hours  a day. Whew. I would hate to die while driving a car, how mundane is that?  (tee hee hee!)
 
I had this nice fish basket hanging on my wall. It's handy for serving hors d'oeuvres like freshly made corn chips for salsa. One day the wind blew it down into the floor and the car ran over and took a nap in it!
 
I later moved it to the "cat table"  which is a special table by the window that is used ONLY for storing cats. He has adopted that basket ever since and takes 16 of his 17 naps per day in it (the other nap he takes with me!)
 
I finally caught a great picture of him, curled up in his fish basket, with the woven table as a background.
 
I am selling this framed print (along with many others!) and if you want something unique for your home, boat or office (or cat house!) then look no further. Prints by Dear Miss Mermaid (more added weekly!)
 




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- Races and Spirits
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2008 09:51:55 EDT
Blustery day with the sun fighting hard to overcome the clouds that are pushing for elbow room. Seas are a bit choppy but manageable.  We might get a few short showers, but otherwise I think the sun is going to win over today.
 
It's a good thing because the spring Regatta is  happening through Sunday, with worldly sailors overflowing Nanny Cay and other marinas. If they want rail to the water racing, (aka boat severely healed over) they are going to get it today! Might even have a broken mast or two before the race's end. It's a good day to reef the sails or mend the sails (when you split them open from not reefing!)
 
CADA is having a big dance show at the college April 19-20 and 27th and they informed me they have plenty of seats to fill!  Once I  get their flyer, I will post it with complete details. CADA is the Community Action Against Drug Addiction and they often put on plays, dances and musicals to raise funds for this needy cause. Tortola needs drama and arts, no doubt, so go out and support these players and this worthy cause.
 
Can a refrigerator be possessed by a demon?  One wonders.  Especially if you met my fridge. It came with the new old home, I moved into a few months ago. From the outside it looks new and big. But when you open it up, it is woefully small. A carton of  dozen eggs barely fits across the skinny shelf.
 
Instead of nice thick wired shelves typical of most fridges, it has clear flimsy plastic shelves. It appears to be missing shelves and a few bottom drawers. I bought some plastic baskets to make up for this short coming. One shelf is partially busted down the side and no matter where we put it, it seems like it doesn't belong to this model fridge. I also had to install my own freezer shelf. For some reason, everywhere I have lived, I have had to install a freezer shelf. Refrigerators here are always sold missing parts it seems. I have no idea why. I had an old vinyl coated wire shelf, so one day we measured and a friend and I sat down and hack-sawed it off to fit, and installed that in the freezer.
 
But the refrigerator is possessed!  Some days it plays tag with me. The door will pop open when you aren't looking and you turn around then suddenly,  the fridge is wide open. So I shut the door, only to have it pop open again ,when I am not looking. It often does this in the middle of the night!  Then sometimes when I shut the door, it glues itself shut.  Matter of fact, it holds the food hostage for the next ten or so minutes while I fight with the seal and the handle to try to make the fridge open up because I want my lunch out of it. It has done this to friends of mine who are used to helping themselves to iced tea or water in the fridge.
 
They stand they tugging and pulling with all their might then ask me in winded breath "How do you open this?"  I come over and pull and tug and finally after breaking into a good sweat, the fridge will reluctantly open.
 
Then it throws up when you least expect it. Yep, it's done it to me and now I have a witness. My house mate went shopping and came home to stock the fridge. She carefully put everything away, packing it carefully since there is so little room to start with. Then she shut the door. It popped back open, so she shut it again.
 
She turned around to do something and heard this awful noise like an avalanche, and turned around to watch the fridge door pop open, and all her groceries tumble out onto the floor with a great deal of noise. So round two *ding ding* she repacks the refrigerator, gets the door to stay shut and then she begins cooking. Realizing she put something away that she needed, she tried to open the fridge.
 
It wouldn't budge. Nope. It was holding the food hostage and for the next few minutes she had to fight and plead with it to open up. I came home about that time and she said incredulously "What is wrong with this fridge?  I stocked it full of groceries, and it threw them back at me! Now it refuses to open at all!"  I smiled at her knowingly and said "It's possessed."
 
So last night, I wake up at 2 or 3 am, I am very thirsty and I know there is some tasty mango juice in the fridge, calling my name. I walk in and as I reach for the handle I feel very cold air. I see the freezer door is open about a 1/4 inch.  I open it up to see my house mate had purchased 2 tubs of ice cream, which are melting away with the open door. I try to shut it again, and it pops open. So I rearrange the bottom freezer shelf, take out the 7 ice cube trays, put the ice cream in the back, stack up 3 of the ice trays and see from the way the tub budges outward towards the top, that maybe the rest of the ice trays should remain out and not in. I shut the freezer door firmly.
 
On the top shelf of the freezer, (Which I swear I did not touch!) is frozen food from a friend's boat. She had to go to Canada and threw all her freezer food in my freezer and told me to eat whatever, but save her the pork tenderloin for a party when she came back.
 
I open the refrigerator door and am just reaching for the coveted mango juice when all of a sudden the freezer door bursts open, smacks me in the head and tosses the pork tenderloin (solid as a brick) onto my left toes. I screamed!  It hurt so badly. I cried, I limped, I muttered things under my breath. I hopped around on one leg yelling "OW OW OW!"
 
I picked up the pork tenderloin and hurled it back in the freezer, and slammed the door with an admonishment to STAY SHUT and hobbled off whimpering back to bed, with my mango juice. Oh my goodness, my foot and toes throbbed, they turned pink, then red, then blue and now this morning my toes are black and purple. I can barely walk. I have soaked my tosies in icy cold water many times during the night.
 
The kitties kept vigil, I stuck my toes into icy cold water and they immediately came over to drink my cold toe water. Now these are the same guys that insist I give them a fresh bowl of water, 2-3 times a day. But something is special about my toe water. They line up and take turns to drink from it, while my throbbing toes soak.
 
After I am sure my toes are nearly numb, I try to lay down and sleep. But  every hour or so I would wake up in horrific pain and have to soak my toes again in icy water. This morning I am grouchy with a long list of things to do,  and all I can think is PAIN. 
 
I'm hungry and dying to make breakfast, but trying to figure out how to do that, without opening the fridge. I am so MAD at this fridge.
 
My house mate woke up,  heard my tale of woe, looked at my ugly blurple toes, looked me in the eye and solemnly said "I think it's time we consider having the fridge exorcised. "
 
We commiserated that while the rest of the home is carefree and happy with no influence from evil spirits, there is definitely something very unhappy and it's living in MY fridge. An invisible miserable spirit has taken up residence in there.
 
We stared at it with awe, expecting it to open and throw up again. So far it's just sitting there in the corner, both doors firmly shut, holding my breakfast hostage.
 
If anyone has any ideas how to coax this evil spirit out of the fridge (and off the property!)  let me know!  Generally I am good at chasing evil spirits off and finding myself entertained by good spirits. But this one, is being a bit of a pest, and holing up in my fridge.
 
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- Squally Weather
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2008 08:34:58 EDT
Gray skies, squally weather, rough seas, high surf advisory.  Not much need for electric wind (fans) these days.  I was so c-c-cold last night that I had to put furries on my feetsies just to get up and do a walkabout.
 
About a year or so ago, my body quit sleeping all night, maybe it was when I was laid up with the mashed up fins that I became unable to sleep a full night. Anyhow, I wake up and wander around then go back to bed. I could easily go back to working on ships, where you have a watch every few hours and sleep is only a few hours at a time.
 
I miss sleeping all night, as sometimes it makes me groggy by day and then I have to take a nap, though a day time nap seems so natural in this climate. All the wild animals take afternoon siestas. Humans should too, it's been proven to boost productivity. In many Latin countries siestas are the norm. When I worked and lived in Mexico, we had siestas everyday after our sardine and cracker lunches.  My cats each take 17 or so  naps a day/night (maybe I am becoming a cat?)
 
Every time I try to make up my bed, a 4-legged someone is in it!  Some days I just give up, and make up the bed, with the lump in it. After awhile a cat comes crawling out from under the covers.
 
This pelican, didn't seem the least bit concerned, as I slowly approached him with my camera. I guess a mermaid is nothing new to him.
 
 
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- Squally Weather
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 2 Apr 2008 10:58:46 EDT
Title: AOL Email
Well it's busty and blustery today, um.. I meant gusty! We just had a brief downpour, but it was so thick, all you could see was grayish white for 1/4 mile.
 
Swell, surf and waves are expected to be rough on the North shore at about 8 feet with an 11 second period. Now the surfers will LOVE this, but the boaters will find it sloppy and choppy.

 




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- Grand Weather!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:22:10 EDT
Barely 80 degrees, beautiful skies, nice tradewinds, moderate seas, a great day for outdoor on the water or in the water activities.
 
Today is my last day writing from Tortola.
 
Tomorrow I am packing and moving aboard a ship that is sailing for Antarctica to study algae and plankton. They were here recruiting crew and me and the cats signed on.  Yep, my little mousers and rat hunters and snake slayers are going to be crew in charge of pest patrols. I am in charge of the galley (chef for the crew and scientists).  I guess I better start knitting furry mittens for my kittens...
 
We will make a few stops before going to Antarctica, so I can shop for warm woolens to wrap my tail in. I guess I won't need sarongs except to sleep in (do they make flannel lined sarongs?)
 
While we are still in the Caribbean region, I guess I can send out posts via the satellite connection on board. Not sure what kind of reception we will get further south, forgot to ask. So much to do in so little time!  Good thing my apartment came fully furnished, and what little I own, that I am not packing,  I am leaving behind for my house mate.
 
I am going to miss all of you, my readers and the funny notes you drop me in bottles that wash up ashore. *sniffle*  I am especially going to miss all the packages and gifts you have sent or  brought me.  (Let's see, how much chocolate does one pack for a year in the middle of nowhere?)
 
But I've been lonesome to get back on the seas, so what the heck, life is short!  Never been to Antarctica, (will someone stamp my passport there?)
 
It's been fun! 
 
Oh yeah, many of you asked about my pic, and I never post one, but what the heck, here you go,  down below is one of me at the beach! 
 
Farewell my gentle readers *sniffle*  I will miss you all.
 
Cold and Soon to be Snowy Icy Regards,
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- da innner net done mash up again
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:47:50 EDT
840am and the internet is back on again. Yahoo!
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It's 545am and the sky is starting to lighten up as daybreak creeps across the ocean.  The sunrise is obscurred to the far left by a mountain (not shown). Internet is down again, so no idea WHEN this will get posted.  Perhaps someone will eventually show up at work, throw the switch and connect us to the outside world again.
 
Daybreak March 31, 2008 6 am
 
OLD News.  A year ago I got up before daybreak to take my friend to the ferry for their journey home. We came across this one car wreck (below)on Zion Hill Road. I asked him to take a pic for me, and email it back. He took the pic.
 
And a year later... he mails it to me.
 
We never could figure out what this car did to flip over, but speed was probably involved. No one was around.  The car was empty.  When I returned about a half hour later, the car was  gone. The front tag is missing in action, in this photo.
 
Notice the green foliage around the driver's side. Perhaps they were coming downhill at a rapid rate, careened into the side embankment so hard they flipped it over.
 
Warm and Crunchy Regards,
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- WISH YOU WERE HERE
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 13:35:45 EDT
Gorgeous weather here today. A perfect Sunday for leisure activities!  I have work to do, but plan to spend my afternoon goofing off, if at all possible!
 
Well I wrote that at 7am and POOF the internet done mash up again me son!  Cheese and bread, we are seriously techno challenged here.
 
So here it is 111pm and I notice that maybe the internet done unmash itself and lo and behold, let me zip this out before anything else goes wrong.
 
83 degrees, 11-16 knot winds, great visibility at 10 miles+, ocean temp 77, swells at 3-4 feet.
 
Sunny Regards and a
BIG SLAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO MY KLUTZ BRUTHA
AT MIDNIGHT!  (the 31st)
DearMissMermaid.com
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- I was Flashed!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:08:47 EDT
Surfers are happy again
Below, a newcomer to surfing, after only one week of practicing.
Incredible balancing acts.
 
Last night we had optimum conditions for the green flash!  I was so excited as there I was poised, camera in hand. The sun was a bright fiery ball above the water. There were no clouds beneath it.  It slowly sank behind the horizon. I took a slew of pics trying to capture it, and POOF suddenly the zenith vanished. I snapped away as for that very brief nanosecond, the green flash popped out. I had no idea if I caught it or not.
 
Later at home, I viewed my pics, alas, me or my camera was too slow. All I managed was about two dozen before and after pics! 
 
Several people saw the green flash with me, so I was not without witness and one enthusiastic photographer claims he caught it on film.
 
One lady told me she had seen the green flash in Key West and was told there by the locals that Key West was the only place in the world where you could see it. (Is this their new marketing ploy or are those Parrot Heads  just clueless?)  I believe you can see this unique phenomenon anywhere the sun sets over the ocean. 
 
The woman  was trying to get her teenage kids interested in watching the sun set and possibly seeing the green flash  and they thought she was nuts and ignored her. When we all said "Ohh!  Aww!  Wow!  The green flash!"  their heads snapped to attention, but they had managed to miss the elusive flash again. (Kids:  listen to mom sometimes!  She just might be right!)
 
The reason for a green flash lies in refraction of light (as in a prism) in the atmosphere: light moves more slowly in the lower, denser air than in the thinner air above, so sunlight rays follow paths that curve slightly, in the same direction as the curvature of the Earth. Higher frequency light (green/blue) curves more than lower frequency light (red/orange), so green/blue rays from the upper limb of the setting sun remain visible after the red rays are obstructed by the curvature of the earth.
 
Green flashes are enhanced by atmospheric inversions, which increase the density gradient in the atmosphere, and therefore increase refraction. A green flash is more likely to be seen in clear air, when more of the light from the setting sun reaches the observer without being scattered.
 
Sunset poised for the green flash.

Snapping away I tried to catch the green flash, but this was taken a nanosecond before the flash.  Sad to say  I missed it.
Oooops! Flash went by so fast, you missed it too!
 
Warm and Flashy Regards,
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- Daggum internet
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:48:37 EDT
The Internet has been lousy this week. It's on, it's off, it's creeping by or it freezes right up.
 
What's worse is me and my spell heckler are at odds again!  Grrr...
 
In the report below it reads  "about the mountain separating us from Cyrus Bay in St John" and it should read "ABOVE the mountain separating us from CRUZ Bay St John"...
 
I am trying to figure out how to turn off the auto-correct function, cause it has NO IDEA what I am trying to say and seems to insert wrong words for me. I already sound like a dummy some days, this spell heckler makes me seem like a pure idiot others.
 
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- Normal Daze Again...
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:59:01 EDT
A lovely day in paradise as the weather returns to typical Caribbean daze and dazzle. The Easter crowds have thinned right out, the seas and winds are perfect for sailing.
 
WeatherBVI.com  has had a makeover. You can see the satellite, radar and local reports all on one page, woo hoo!
 
81 degrees (28 c) about 15 knot winds, some north swell is kicking around but expected to die down later today.
 
Last night I was sitting outside with my neighbor, we watch an uneventful sunset, and as the darkness began to shroud us we continued chatting.
 
St Thomas could be seen in the distant, with it's tiny twinkling lights. All of a sudden, it came to life, like a freshly lit birthday cake!  No kidding. The lights just kept getting brighter and brighter until here was this huge glow in the sky, hovering above St Thomas.
 
We stared with wonder and speculated that it must be awfully powerful power surge!  I said, "I bet they have a blackout any second now!"
 
Incredibly the lights just glowed so brightly, as if Las Vegas had relocated to the tropics. Then the lights began to dim, and dim, and dim...
 
St Thomas was plunged into complete darkness!
 
We laughed about that, but then we noticed a bright light growing in the sky, about the mountain separating us from Cyrus Bay in St John!  Now it appeared they were having the same phenomenon, then after a few minutes, all was dark on St John.  We stared at the empty spot where the lights used to be and both islands were just engulfed in darkness.
 
I guess we aren't the only ones with electricity woes.
 
 
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- Weather is here!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:01:32 EDT
Weather is wonderful, nice and cool, breezy, with intermittent clouds and perhaps somewhere, someone is enjoying a brief shower. I watered all my outdoor potted plants, so that usually means a rain shower is in short order.
 
Fresh food is back on island again and many are relieved. Just before Easter, a freighter heavily laden with fresh produce and meats destined for Tortola, discovered her berth had been given to a cruise ship.
 
So the freighter left.
 
With all our food.
 
This dried up the meat and produce for one of the islands large suppliers, as well as throughout many, but not all, stores around the islands, dismaying locals, tourists and sailors. Where is the food?
 
Let's give our government a High-Five for screwing up our ports and sending our food south. Freighters have a schedule to keep and I can well imagine the frustration the captain must have felt when his reserved berth was upstaged by a cruise ship. Apparently the cruise ship dock was overflowing already.
 
Cruise ships can be more flexible in their itinerary, but freighters have a careful schedule to keep.  A cruise ship can anchor out and discharge passengers by ship's tenders. Unloading a freighter full of refrigerated and frozen food, offshore, is just not feasible.
 
I prefer loads of fresh produce, but