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- It's confusion!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:54:49 EDT
My reports on Tropical Storm Karen  (last two below) are conflicting. Plus the one lost in cyber space,m which I thought was chewed up by the cyber doggy that eats things in cyber space, apparently he regurgitated my report, hours later.   You will note that not only are the last 2 reports out of sequence, but that I show Karen at 1500 and 1800 miles away, all in the same day.
 
Ooops!
 
Truth be known, Karen is 1500 miles form Tobago and 1800 from Tortola. It pays, to pay attention. (Am  I just too broke to pay attention too?)
 
Anyhow, I was using Gert's nifty "How far away is it?"  tool and hit the Tobago Island instead of the Tortola Island, and what a difference a few letters make...
 
Sun shiny here, no rain yet.
 
I need more sleep and less partying and get this straight next time...*hiccup*
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
Dear Miss Mermaid

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- It's a Girl
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:17:26 EDT
Tropical depression Karen has been named. She is about 1500 miles east of the Windward Islands. Winds are at 40mph and she is meandering her way here at 16mph. Well, we must keep an eye on her and see what develops next. She has plenty of time to build up strength.
 
Tropical Storm Jerry is dissipating, so he was a short lived act. I remember back years ago, we had TS Jerry and TS Louis that were converging on each other. We were joking that if they got any closer, we would rename him the Jerry Louis hurricane...  Of course the real Jerry Louis doesn't spell his name that way, but still the play on words would have been funny. Maybe the meteorologists were having a fun day when they were picking out names.
 
We have another wave nearby that might bring some rains and squally winds late tonight or tomorrow, will keep you posted. Hope your bilge pump is set on automatic!
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- It's a girl!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:53:45 EDT
I am losing my min.
 
But, it won't get far.
 
Not in the condition it is in.
 
I wrote my report at 530am this morning and it vanished. Is my computer possessed by jumbies?
 
Argh!  Scallywags!
 
Well anyhow, we now have KAREN who is about 1800 miles from the BVI, so theoretically, she could be here around 8am, Sunday, that is, IF today is Tuesday and IF this report makes it to stormcarib without vanishing into cyberworld.
Apparently my AOL needed updating, and once that was done, it quit chewing up mail.  Whew.  I hope.
 
It is warm and slightly breezy here. It was cooler last night, so I slept with the windows thrown open and a few fans for good measure. I am a fan-o-holic. After spending years sleeping on a boat at anchor under an open hatch with the wind in my face while I slept, well, I find it difficult to sleep without a fan, no matter what the weather. Strange eh?
 
Hey, at least I graduated from my Fuffy!  That was the blankie I had as a baby and refused to turn loose of it. Even after I went out on my own, Fuffy went with me, in tatters and faithfully slept with me nightly. It wasn't until a tragic fire destroyed my home, that Fuffy was reduced to a pile of ashes. It was devastating, I had insomnia for months.  I missed my Fuffy.
 
My mother claimed that as a baby, she would put me down for a nap with Fuffy and the cat would join me, and often drape across my neck. She said in the hot summer, (I was born in the spring) I would lay there in my crib under the window, sweating, with the cat draped across me, and the fuffy firmly clutched in my little hands.   She would try to remove the cat and fuffy, to let me cool off, only to have me wake up crying. So she gave up and let me sleep with  fuffy and the cat that first summer of my life. Perhaps at that point, it was ingrained in me, that I belonged in the balmy tropics, with a cat by my side. 
 
Any pictures of me as a child, show me clutching that faithful Fuffy, I remember seeing them in an album as a child, and my mother lamenting that she had no pictures of me without that Fuffy. I have no idea where those pictures are now, perhaps with a relative somewhere. Apparently, I had trouble with L's and when my mother took Fuffy away to be washed, she would try to console me that my blankie was going to be all clean and fluffy again. Blankie, went right over my tiny head, but Fuffy was a word I could muster up, so Fuffy it became.
 
Winds have picked up, its 1130am now, and 86 degrees. The skies are promising scattered showers and the mud puddle out front is testimony that I slept through a drenching last night. Odd for me, I often wake up to the rain and enjoy it.
 




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- Hello? Trade winds?
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 24 Sep 2007 22:02:04 EDT
Well, darn it. This morning I started on a report and POOF, the computer ate half of it. Argh. Then I realized I had to leave for a meeting and the computer was being downright cantankerous. So, I slammed the laptop shut, and dashed out the door, just as a major downpour hit us. I thought, WOW, that wave got here in a HURRY. But a quick drive over the mountain, proved to be dry and sunny on the other side.
 
Well, it's dark thirty and here is part of the report I wrote this morning, the rest of it was eaten by cyber dogs. Argh!
 
Tropical storm Jerry has been named. He is in the northern Atlantic heading northeast and not a threat to us at this time.
 
A tropical wave is located 100 miles east of the southern Windward Islands and could spread northwestward into the Leeward Islands. Interests in the Lesser Antilles (aka Storm Carib!) will be monitoring this system.
 
For those of you sailing in any of these messes, I recomend, Rough Weather Seamanship for Sail and Power : Design, Gear, and Tactics for Coastal and Offshore Waters By Roger Marshall This is not just another cure for insomnia, but lively reading, on how to prepare for rough weather with more than just a spare change of undies...
 
Last night it was cooler, but not one breath of wind. I am tapping my foot, anxiously awaiting the return of the trade winds.
 
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- First Day of Autumn
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:12:23 EDT
Sub Tropical depression 11 has been numbered in the North Atlantic and no threat to us in the BVI at this time.
 
However, about 450 miles east we have a tropical wave headed our wave and it could build up to a depression by the time it hits us.  And of course there is the obligatory second wave way out in the Atlantic, just to keep us entertained. 
 
Watch out for stuff on the island roads.  I came across a snapped fan belt, that luckily wasn't mine. Then I came across a half bumper. Now how does someone drive down the road and lose half a bumper and not notice? 
 
Recently, a jeep hit a speed bump and their back door flew open and their new machete, fell out and  landed in the middle of the road. Nearby hitchhikers were hollering at the driver, as he seemed clueless, his rear door had flown open. Finally he stopped to shut the door again. A good Samaritan hitchhiker, grabbed the machete out of the road, and ran after the car hollering and waving he forgot his machete. Instead, the driver, with a look of horror, floored his accelerator and took off in the dust, leaving the bewildered hitchhiker standing there with his new machete. I bet later on in the day, if and when he noticed his new machete was gone, he felt real foolish.
 
In the islands, it's common to see people walking or hitchhiking with machetes. Some are gardeners and some just have a penchant for fresh coconut milk.  The bush is so rough here, you need a machete to whack through the garden or get down trails or to bust open a coconut or, to rescue your bananas before someone else liberates them.
 
In this case, the machete was liberated.  But this tale is not nearly so bad as the guy who bought a trusty rusty jeep, threw his tool box in the back floorboard and took off down a horribly rutted and potholed road to his new construction job. The rusty heap, made a heck of a noise, with loose side fenders whacking away, strange rattles and noises as he bounced and careened this way down the rotten road.
 
Finally reaching work, he hopped out to grab his tool box, and was instead left staring at a nice rectangular rusty hole in his rear floorboard.
 
To make this story even funnier and sadder, he bounced his way back up that road, and never found that tool box. To make you feel better, this happened on a different island, not located in the BVI. The BVI is notorious for returning your lost and found. If you lost it in the BVI, ask around, you more than likely get it back.
 
I got my house key back last year, after my visiting friend accidentally dropped it in the sand at a beach bar. She told me this about 12 hours after losing it. So nearly 24 hours later, I told the bartender about the lost key and that it had purple nail polish on it and gave them my phone number in case it ever turned up. My friend snickered at me.  I was a world class fool. Well, a week later, someone found it, gave it to the bartender, who called me, and I was ironically driving about 2 blocks from the bar, so when I told her I would be right there, I was in about 2 minutes!  So,  8 days after losing the house key, I got it  back. Amazing.
 
Well, my gentle readers, enjoy your FIRST day of Autumn, if you are in the northern hemisphere.
 
 
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
Dear Miss Mermaid

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- Last Day of Summer
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:38:36 EDT
Today is the last day of summer. Tomorrow is the Autumn equinox, when the day and night are nearly equal in length.  Today it is 82 degrees, bright and sunny.
 
We don't really have four seasons here. We have two. "On" and "Off" or "High" and "Low"  or sometimes we concede to Summer and Winter. However, if we were to have four seasons, about the only difference is now that autumn is here, we should have less hurricane scares. The nights should start to get slightly cooler and the days breezier. There really isn't much change in our foliage.  We've had good rains this year, so we are really green and overgrown in many areas.
 
Remnants of tropical depression 10 are meandering across the Southeast United States, with winds of 15 miles per hour. Whoopie.  We get 15 mph winds on a slow day in the winter...
 
A large area of disturbed weather is centered about 1000 east of the Windward Islands and is associated with a couple of westward tropical waves.
 
Somehow I missed international Talk like a Pirate Day on September 19th!  Well, you know us islanders, we are late for everything...
 
Bullwinkle sent  bunch of hilarious pirate pickup lines for men, some I've modified a bit and a few I made up on my own...

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and plunder me treasures.

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Say, That’s some treasure chest you’ve got thar!

And we have pickup lines for the women to use:

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, me lad!

Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, you old scallywag, or are you just happy to see me?

C'mon, you bildge drinking rat, let's shiver me timbers...

Ahoy!  Just how tall is that thar mast?

Would ya like ya spar polished thar, lad?

 





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- TD# 10
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:49:17 EDT
Subtropical depression 10 was named at 10am. However, he is in the northwestern Gulf of Mexico, so no threat to us, in the BVI,  at this time.
 




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- Sweaty
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:40:34 EDT
We have a waxing gibbeous moon.  The sun came up promptly at 606am.  It was slightly cooler last night, but  I still slept under a fan. Winds are just not happening much and  I sorely miss my cooling tradewinds.
 
The lightning show silently played out for hours last night, brilliantly lighting up my room every few minutes. I left the shades up, so I could watch it. The cats huddled inside, expecting bad weather, but were dismayed we didn't get rains. Yes, my one kitty that regularly showers in the rain, has now taught the other two that rain is good and fun, so now they all run out and play in the rain.  Go figure...  I guess it gives them a good pre-wash, to remove all the dust they roll around in. I am amazed sometimes, to watch them pick a nice dirty spot, then they flop down, roll all in it, and then stand up caked in dust and dirt. I am convinced that every cat should come with a free vacuum cleaner, cause you are sure going to need one.
 
This reminds me of the time I was blessed with a bunch of kittens, but I needed to find them homes. I looked in the newspaper and there were already dozens and dozens of ads for "Free Kittens to good homes". So I wrote my ad "Beautiful fluffy kittens, available for adoption  to loving homes,  $10 each".  My kittens were all sold the first hour!  I could have sold 100 kittens. For some reason, folks wanted to see the $10 kittens before the freebies.  Of course who can resist an adorable fluffy kitten that gives you that sweet innocent helpless look...
 
I walked to the store yesterday and lost two pounds of sweat in the process. The store isn't that far away, maybe  just under a mile or so. I must walk more often, by next month, I will sweat away to nothing.
 
The odometer thingy on my jeep broke ages ago and requires a new cable only made in Brazil 15 years ago, so I gave up trying to get the part. So it's hard for me to accurately measure things, something I miss. I used to know exact measurements to anywhere and everywhere. Most I still remember in my head. I was first fascinated with this, because I used to walk all over Tortola.  So once I got a car, I began measuring distances, to see how many miles I had walked here and there.
 
Bananas and more bananas. We cut a bunch off the banana tree, hung them up inside and waited. And waited. And waited. Day after day we looked at green bananas.  So we waited...
 
One morning I woke up and finally a faint shade of yellow began peeking through the green.  Then within days, the bananas were all fully ripe at once, self peeling and plopping on the floor faster than I could eat them!  Each of my meals start off with 3 bananas (they are the small sweet ones) and then if I have any room left, I add a little side dish.
 
Someone suggested I toss up sliced bananas with the tuna for the kitties. Ha. Those clever guys carefully ate every last morsel of tuna and juice but avoided all contact with the bananas and gave me very strange looks.  Now I have a kitty bowl with untouched banana slices, but no traces that tuna ever existed in that bowl. The cats think me a  mad mermaid, I am sure.
 
So now my friends are avoiding me, because anyone that stops by, MUST leave with a sack full of bananas.  Otherwise my cats will block your car in...
Banana & Coconut Trees
 
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- (no subject)
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:20:49 EDT
Rumble, mumble, grumble, it's thunder and lightning here at 220am.
 




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- Dark Thirty
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:51:51 EDT
OOOPs!  I was writing my report this morning and was interrupted, I thought I had already sent it out, but guess what, I didn't!  Sorry!
 
Well, it's dark thirty now and the chirpers are chirping away full force, against a backdrop of waves gently crashing against the shore. Ah, it is heaven on earth to live by the seashore, right where a mermaid belongs...
 
    One just east of the Cape Verde Islands
    Another bugger at 35 West, South of 15 North moving at 10-15 mph
    Number three at 62  west, south of 14 (The BVI is roughly 64west 18 north)
 
Local Gossip:
Oscars at Frenchmans Cay has reopened for Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.  Enjoy fantastic views of the Sir Francis Drake Channel and heavenly food.
 
The Fool Moon is next Wednesday, the 26th
 
Foxys is having his Cat fight boat race and Halloween Ball October 26-27
 
Book Report:
 
"Die Happy: 499 Things Every Guy's Gotta Do While He Still Can"  Written by two nutty brothers, is a riot!  Two of the 499 things happen to be in the BVI!  Can you guess which two?
 
 




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- Heat Lightning
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:59:08 EDT
Remnants of Ingrid hover around the Virgin Islands.  It's 82 degrees and sticky. Yep, the trade winds aren't around today, yet, and it's time to turn the electric wind on full blast and aim it at my desk, while I work with my paperweights to keep everything from flying out the window.
 
In this picture, it looks like a witch with a very big nose, is looking westward.  Or perhaps I've had too much rum. 
 
Witch Masks With Hat/Hair Halloween Masks
 
We've had a few light showers this morning, and from the looks of things, we may be getting wet some more today. The tropical wave about 600 miles east of us, is losing it's thunderstorm and shower activity.  However, last night we had some heat lightning. Big brilliant silent flashes of light, as if the heavens were taking flash pictures of us. (So I flashed 'em back...)
 
Speaking of flashing... 
 
Back in my wilder days (last decade, last month, yesterday?)  I was chartering with a fun captain while I worked as the chef.  One day, we were ashore and our passengers were gone shopping. The marina docks were practically deserted, save for two elderly ladies that asked my captain to take their picture.
 
He was focusing the camera, when I came walking up behind the ladies, and realized I should step out of the picture. He took one picture of the ladies, then he told them to wait, he would take a 2nd shot, for good measure. Foolishness got the better of me, so I held up a finger to my lips, to signal the captain to be quiet.  The ladies had not heard my barefoot feet walk up. I could see the grin on the captain's face. He had an idea of how wild I was and what was coming next. I stood about 5 feet behind the ladies and slightly to the side. They were unaware of my presence.
 
I happened to have on a short loose shirt, that hung to my waist, and a pair of canvas shorts. There was nothing under the shirt, except, um, skin. As he told the ladies to SMILE, I quickly pulled my shirt up, covering my face, exposing my chest, and *snap* the captain took the picture.
 
I popped my shirt back down and  had to scurry silently away, to keep from bursting out laughing.
 
So somewhere out there, in granny's picture album, is her and her friend on vacation, with somebody's anonymous breasts, in their picture album. I sure hope they had a sense of humor!  (   o   )(   o   )
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- another wave
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:13:58 EDT
We have another tropical wave east of the Leeward Islands... starting to sound like a broken record here, or for those youngsters in the crowd, a stuck CD...
 
Meanwhile, it is fantastic here, gentle waves rolling in, beautiful seas, bright sunshine, balmy trade winds.  What more could we want but some rum and a coconut...  with some Bob Marley tunes..
 
Argh, hard to concentrate on work when the whole world is out there waiting...
 




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- Bye Bye WhatsHerFace...
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:12:05 EDT
Ingrid has faded away, yesterday's stories, tomorrow's forgotten storm.  All is clear and exquisite here in the BVI. I want to play at the beach all day, but am forced to get some work done. Argh...
 
I must find a cheaper way to live and more time to spend at the beach. Who ever went to their grave wishing they had spent more time at the office? 
 
Don't Just Dream Your Life...
Live Your Dreams!
 
Sopers Hole on Fire AGAIN?  Surely after two fires, we could NOT be having a third...  I was in shock as I took this picture a few days ago from the opposite side of the harbor.
 
Finally I drove around, I was going to sneak up on the fire and get some spectacular pictures. I drove around all right and came face to face with the Mosquito Fogger truck!  YES, he did all this with his fogger. When I saw what was causing all the smoke, I turned around and drove like a mad woman to escape the fumes.
 
I am not SURE mosquito fogging is not supposed to look this bad. But I can guarantee you, there is not one live mosquito left in Sopers Hole Marina...
 




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- Bass Ackwards
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:16:00 EDT
Evil Ingrid is about 300 miles east of us.  She can't decide what she wants to do with us. Probably just dump rain all over us with some blustery winds.
 
A good day to stay home curled up with a cook and a bat while the amateurs go out and mess with the mudslides and mother nature.
 
East of her, in the mid Atlantic, is another diorganized mess. Argh, it's never ending 'tis thyme of year, but we plank our thucky stars, we've been fared so spar.
 
Did I get that bass ackwards?  Maybe because I am tired, and its teepy slime. I must be nucking futs. Later...
 
 




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- Ingrid can't make up her mind
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:57:07 EDT
Evil Ingrid is proving to be quite fickle, she has upgraded to tropical storm and didn't lik ethat, so she downgraded to a tropical depression.  She is about 440 miles east and debating...
 
In the meantime, to keep us all entertained, another tropical wave has formed oof the Cape Verde Islands.
 
Meanwhile in the BVI, it is heaven on earth, with 85 degrees and gentle trade winds, scattered showers and gentle seas. Not much more you could ask for on a purrfect day, as my cat would say...
 
 
Grow old disgracefully. Capt Tony ( age 91) born: Aug 10th 1916
 
 
OK, I think I have finally almost completed my new online store, Caribbean Guides, Maps & Charts. Under each island heading is a listing for maps and one Caribbean section for charts. I will keep checking it to see what I got right and what I messed up...  somebody(s) liked it and actually bought a few guides, so at least they found what they were looking for.
 
 
 




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- Evil Ingrid
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:47:38 EDT
Evil Ingrid is about 700 miles east of the Lesser Antilles. Forecasters seem to think she will stay at sea and die. Well that is fine with us.  But hey, weren't those same forecasters wrong about a wittle storm that blew up into Himmacane Humberto overnight without warning?  Imagine waking up to 80mph winds, when you went to bed with no storm on the horizon...
 
My  witty friend said "Dem weather guys is fart smellers."
 
Well I laughed but thought it an ODD comment, maybe he had very mad banners...
 
Then he corrected himself and said he meant "dem guys is smart fellows..."
 
Oh so it's not bad manners...just a tip of the slung?
 
So we shall watch Ingrid and see just how fickle she is.  She is meandering at only 8mpm with winds of 40mph. I wouldn't mind some 40mph winds to sleep by, I love to sleep in the wind.
 
I gotta run and shake my tower, then  I am off like a trucker,   to have my chilled grease sandwich for lunch ... later...
 
Hope I teased your ears...
 
 




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- OOOPS!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:48:35 EDT
Yes, I heard it late last night, that Himmacane Humberto had hit Texas, after I had just accused him of forming in the Atlantic yesterday...  Before I could muster up  a new post, admitting my goof, I received this email:
 
Hello DearMissMermaid,

Sometimes it's tough gettin sleep worrying about those storms during
the night. When you hit the sack, your sure the storms east of you and
not to worry, then when you wake up it's far west and hits Texas!!
This one really moved quick - fastest in history.
Signed,
STS
 
Well, I am certainly embarrassed! 
 
Meanwhile tropical depression EIGHT who is UNNAMED is still dancing around about 930 miles east of us, debating whether or not become a tropical storm sometime today or tomorrow.  "It"  might be named Ingrid, Jerry, Karen... who knows?  My crystal ball has clouded over and isn't telling me a thing!  So we won't know for a few more days if we have a hurricane or a himmacane on our hands. Looks like "it" may wait until it's nearly on top of us to do something really big...argh!
 
Yesterday, I was just a total klutz.  First I dropped a bag of Soy beans. Soy beans are perfectly round, so they bounced all over my kitchen, living room, bedroom, bath, yard, the street....  Needless to say, I had one heck of a mess to clean up. I was left with about two tablespoons of beans left in the baggy. Argh!
I discovered I need a quart of engine oil as well as some food stuffs and headed for the bank machine at Sopers Hole to get some cash. As I drove towards West End, I could see HUGE billowing clouds of smoke, and I thought, wow another fire at the marina?  Let's seem that will make 3 now...
 
So I drove to the opposite side of the harbor and took a ton of pics, then decided to go on over to the marina and see what was on fire and get some more pics.  I was surprised that with such a HUGE fire, there weren't fire engines screaming down on us. I drove across the bridge, and turned then BOOM there was this truck coming at me and it was the Mosquito Fogger.
 
I have NEVER seen anything like it in my life!  I think he had his settings all wrong, that much smoke shouldn't be coming out of a fogger. I reversed and almost hit the truck behind me, but I persuaded him to let me have enough room to turn around and make like the seagulls and get the flock out of there!
 
I wanted nothing to do with chemicals gone bad...
 
I will try to post pictures later today.  I am on a mission to wake up and turn up on time somewhere, that is IF this is Wednesday...
 
In the meantime, I opened up a new online store featuring Caribbean Guide books for every island in the Caribbean. Go take a peek...  and let me know what you think. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 




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- Himmacane WHO???
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:37:14 EDT
Tropical depression 8 has formed in Atlantic, about 1100 miles east of the Lesser Antilles.   It could form into Himmacane Humberto, now isn't that a mouthful to say!
 
He is expected to slow down his current forward speed of 12mph and his current winds of 35 miles per hour are expected to increase. Now when a TD slows down, that gives him time to get mean and build up steam, not good. His current track puts him right on target for the little British Virgin Islands.
 
Guess I better buy that case of Tuna, just in case!  As he gets closer, I will let the kitties take over reporting, as they are getting really good at determining bad weather.
 
The first sign is they begin to eat twice as much food, as if their emergency stash must be stored in their bellies.
 
The second sign is they start sticking close to home, instead of roaming the jungle, village and  mountain, they start staying in their yard and keeping a careful eye on all my movements.
 
The third sign is they move indoors or take over the verandah, and check the contents of the cat food cabinet often, to make sure it is sufficiently stocked. If things deteriorate any further, they begin following me around from room to room, wherever I go, they go. If I am at my desk, they are on it, under it, near it. If I move to the bedroom, they follow me in there, ditto for the bathroom (talk about lack of privacy!)
 
Humberto Guesstimate
Today in the BVI temps have ranged from 85-87, winds are brisk and the trade winds are cooling. Skies are bright and I would rather be at the beach than at work. Speaking of work, I got a note from Santa Claus today asking me if I wanted to work in the North Pole this winter and be elf-employed...
 
Tropical depression 9 has formed in the northwestern corner of the Gulf of Mexico, and therefore not a threat to the BVI, as he is currently moving North. So as long as it doesn't turn right and head for us (what we call a Lefty) as the infamous Left Lenny of 99.
Himmacane Lefty Lenny was the 12th tropical storm, 8th hurricane, and 5th major hurricane in the 1999 Atlantic hurricane season. Lenny was the strongest Atlantic hurricane ever recorded in November, and quite unusual in that it moved west-to-east across the Caribbean.
 
Himmacane Lefty Lenny brought more heavy rains to areas in the Leeward Islands that had been affected by Hurricane Jose just one month earlier, and brought more damage to areas struck by Hurricane Georges the previous year
 
I remember Lefty Lenny (yep I was writing reports then too!)  for it's incredible thunder, lightning and mudslides.  I had no kitties then, as I had a dog much of the time (a shared doggy, named Harpo) who was great fun and most unfortunately, recently passed away, in the Bahamas.  She was a traveling doggy and I missed her dearly when she took off a few years ago.
 
She was one comedy after another, as if life was meant for silliness. I remember we sailed with her to Norman Island one day. We three went ashore for a lengthy hike.  She loved to play with anything and found a big stick, about 8 feet long.  My friend and I didn't see her grab this stick, as she was behind us. She apparently came running up and then took a sharp left, whacking both of us in the back of our legs, and sending us to the ground on our knees, quite unexpectedly.
 
We picked ourselves us and turned around to see this dog standing their holding this huge stick in her mouth,  wagging her tail quite excitedly, her eyes dancing,  as if she was laughing and saying "Wasn't that funny, ha ha ha?"
 
Before we could grab that stick away from her, she took off running to escape us and guess what. She ran full speed ahead, between two trees that were not quite 8 feet apart and of course, now we were laughing, as the joke was on her, watching her come to a complete halt and fall down on her knees, when her humongous stick stopped her up short.
 
Later we went to the restaurant at Norman Island, to eat lunch. Harpo knew she wasn't allowed to hang around the restaurant, so she took herself to the beach, where a child and another dog were playing. The kid began throwing a stick out into the water and the 2 dogs would swim after the stick.
 
Harpo would pace herself to be just a slight shoulder length behind the other dog, then as they approached the stick, she would suddenly go into turbo mode, zoom ahead and snatch the stick up, make an abrupt 180 degree turn and furiously swim back to shore, leaving the  other dog bewildered, and floundering around, like "What"  Where is that stick?  Where did that doggy go?  What happened here?"
 
No matter how many times the kid threw the stick, both dogs would swim for it and Harpo would lag behind until the final few seconds then  steal that stick again. She was pure entertainment and I still miss her silly face, but I have a few pics and tons of hilarious memories.  I don't think a day went by, that she didn't try to pull a joke on us or another doggy or human. She lived for the sheer entertainment of making chaos and comedy out of life.
 
I've been thinking of getting a dog, but the kitties are divided, 2 say OK and the 3rd threatens to rip his nose off, if I do. So it's a toss up.
 




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- Tradewinds are Back in Style!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:52:21 EDT
The tropical wave that brushed by us yesterday only dropped minimal rains and then seemed to dissipate and move onwards, doubtful it will develop into much.  Today we finally have our trade winds back and OH it feels SO good!  Just like the Caribbean...
 
However about 1250 miles away is yet another tropical wave rolling right us, and it looks like it might develop into a depression.  So what else is new, 'tis the season when Africa rolls them at us like bowling balls, treating us little islands as the pins, ready to knock down. So far nothing has knocked us down. Probably because I moved to a place with thick walls and hurricane shutters. I have defeated the storms, once again.
 
I am actually ready for a hurricane, so that's why we aren't going to have one, except those pesky cats got into my tuna stash again and the whole case seems to have shrunk down to a few lonely cans. I wish I could farm my cats out to make money as Inventory Takers. Every time I open a cabinet, they rush over to inspect it, and take inventory.  Ditto for the closet. Doesn't matter that they saw the closet yesterday, they have to re-inspect it today.
For those if you with a funny bone, I dug out some more of my rejected newspaper articles.  Gee, I cant imagine WHY the Eye Lion Paper doesn't want to print these...
 
Government Announces New Employees Completed Orientation
    The Commissioner of Inefficiency is proud to announce of the 82 new hirees, 51 actually showed up for the first set of classes and 38 completed the entire program. Uniforms were completely redesigned and custom made for each employee. Orientation Topics included such things as:
        How to Choose The Most Expensive  SUV with Government Funding for Your Own Personal Use
        How to Avoid Being in your Office Except on Payday
        How to Conduct all Your Personal Business while Working
        How to run a Successful Side Business while collecting government paychecks
        How to Sign Your Name Illegibly and Mumble when Speaking your Name
        How to be Impolite To Non Relatives    
        How to Create Long Lines and Keep them Slow Moving    
        How to Create Confusing Lengthy  Requirements for the Public and How to Keep these Secret
    The commissioner hopes that you will notice a new level of  inefficiency, like never seen before and the public will welcome these new graduates with lavish bribes and gifts.
Grocery Stores Go Computerized in the BVI
    The major grocery stores have announced that thanks to computers,  foods will no longer carry pricing. Instead, for every fourteen  aisles  of products, the grocery stores will now offer one complimentary scanner, positioned inconveniently  at a height anyone under 6'10" will find difficult to use. These scanners are expected to be in service at least 45 minutes per day with the rest of time for maintenance and upgrading.
    Customers need to no longer worry about their budgets.  They can just break them every trip to the store. To help our customers get used to this system, we have posted illegible signs approximately 10 feet from each product with the retail price ( usually correct to within 80%). 
    To make food even cheaper, we've eliminated heavy bags and baggers. Customers can now bag their own groceries in flimsy little bags that hold exactly 3 items each (5 products  if double bagging).
    Utilizing these new computer systems, enables stores to  track the most popular items and guarantee these items won't be reordered more than  twice a year except on odd years with a leap year day.
    New cash registers are positioned so that customers cannot see the prices being beeped in by the scanner and thus avoid customer heart attacks. To entice loyalty, many grocery stores will now offer discounts to customers that don't live here. In any month you spend over $5,000 on groceries, the store will offer up a free can of corned beef or potted meat with a complimentary ribbon on it.
 
 
 
Who said TUNA???  WHERE???  WHAT'D I MISS???  DID SOMEBODY CALL ME???
TUNA is my middle name!!! Call me anything, but please don't call me late for TUNA!!!




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- Da Rains Coming Mon
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:11:06 EDT
Well, it's simply gorgeous here today and no rains yet, but we have that pesky tropical wave headed our way with rains.  I guess I better get busy with whatever I need to do that involves outdoor activities...  There's another tropical wave behind this one, but he doesn't seem interested in doing much of anything yet either.
 
So just another lazy day to not worry, BE HAPPY!
 
FROM THE MAILBAG:
 
Dear Miss Mermaid,
    Do you write for any of  the local newspapers?
Signed, Curious
 
Dear Curious,
    No.
    They don't like the way I report the truth about the state of t'ings on de island mon...
 
    Here are three of my rejected articles:
 
Public Utilities Announce Outage Schedule
    The public is urged to take notice that from 3:14am-4:42am on the 5th Tuesday and Saturday of each month, all utilities will operate simultaneously,  including water, power, cable TV, Internet, telephone and cellular. The rest of the month we have scheduled frequent outages of each utility, and we will continue to keep this schedule in strict confidence, so as not to confuse anyone trying to run a business.
 
Banking Commissioner Announces New Training Classes for  Tellers
    Learn the exciting job of a bank teller.  Successful graduates will be offered uniforms and prestigious positions in our busiest banks in Road Town.
     In this training class, you will learn (A) How to create long lines and keep them long (B) How to make and receive lengthy  personal phone calls during work hours (C) Learn  which manicure salons offer the longest fake nails to hamper your job execution as much as possible (D) Learn how to lock the bank doors 23 minutes before closing time on all major pay days (E) Learn How to program all business calls to go to a voice mail box that doesn't exist and finally (E) Learn how to take 4 hour lunch breaks on the busiest days.
    All applicants must have High School education and preference will be given to those with a Great Uncle born in the BVI.
 
Chamber of NonCommerce Announces Seminars
    Join our exciting upcoming season of seminars for local businesses:
        Learn How to Return Phone Call Messages The Same Month They are Received
        Learn What a Fax Machine Is and How to Fax Safely Without Catching  Diseases
        Learn What an Appointment Book is and How to tell Time
        Learn How to Play Games on Your Computer while Pretending to look for a Customer Account
            **To qualify for any of these seminars, your business must have less than 9 employees but more than 10 supervisors, 22% must have an Aunt born in the BVI.
    Next year, the Chamber plans to offer a course on Email, what is it, and how to ignore it.
 
 
    You gotta have a sense of humor to live here. You also have to like long lines and figure out interesting things to do while in line.  For banking, I usually read a novella and most times, can finish it before my turn comes up...  For government offices, oh I take a serious full length novel for the infamous queues...
 
    Other than that, it's juse WONDERFUL to be right here!
 




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- MAGIC!!!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 9 Sep 2007 09:27:45 EDT
We have had intermittent rains this morning. Winds have been slight, waves are rolling in nicely though. Then, right when I was debating about going back to bed, after all it IS Sunday and those napping cats are making me feel incredibly lazy, I looked out at the sea again, and THERE it was!
 
RAINBOW!
It looks like a gateway to paradise! 
 
Meanwhile Gabrielle is dancing off the cost of the Carolinas, making everyone up there extremely nervous. I bet the haulout yards are VERY busy putting away boats in anticipation.
 
We have two more tropical waves coming our way again, so what else is new, probably nothing much will come of them, my crystal ball seems to think we are fine for a few weeks.
 
While it's only mid September, Halloween is just around the corner!  Check out my new Spooky Halloween Shop and get your funny or scary or wicked costume early, before they are all gone. If you want  to see something naughty, then check out the Wardrobe Malfunction Costume.   Of course the kitties insisted I add a Pet Costume section, my little black cat is concerned about disguising himself for the big night. And of course, it wouldn't be a true costume shop without a Mermaid section!
 
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- Meanwhile...
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 8 Sep 2007 17:57:33 EDT
On Tortola, we had deep dark clouds earlier that produced brief scattered rains.  Winds have been slight and temps ranged from 82-89.
 
Another wonderful day in paradise. We've sent all our storms elsewhere this season, so not much sensationalism this year, but loads of fun.
 
Might as well plan your trip on down here and enjoy some serious limin'.
 
SUBTROPICAL STORM GABRIELLE has been changed to TROPICAL STORM GABRIELLE at 443pm today.  Gabrielle continues Northwestward towards North Carolina.
 
Figures.
 
It's all my fault. Usually where ever I am, the storms comes. I was looking at this wonderful retreat in North Carolina recently and thinking of making a trip there. However, while I was planning one thing, life dished out another, and all plans to visit the retreat were dashed. Guess Gabrielle didn't get the word.
 
Since when is NC in the tropics?  Shouldn't it be called a Southern Storm and named after a box of Grits?
 
Southerners like to hand out two names to call a person such as Betty Lou, Mary Flo, Jim Bob,  and other times just one nickname that has nothing to do with their original name such as Red, Bubba. Cat, Skeeter, Hooch  and so on.
 
Meteorologists need a sense of humor and name these storms for what they are. Such as tropical storms would be named "Coconut Cannons" or "Banana Flats" or "Nasty T'ing".
 
How about a play on words like "Flying Ruths" or the "Sir Francis Dread"
 
Well I guess you can see I like double names. OK, if I had to come up with single names for hurricanes, how about Killercoconuts, Roofless, Waterful, Windy, Ferociousmoshus, Danmashun, Rocky, Huffy, But here we have a southern storm named Gabrielle and Gabrielle sure ain't a southern name and sounds
 
like something you would name your first doll baby, not something about to make you homeless and or make your insurance evaporate.
 
Good luck to all and may you be spared!
 
 
 




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- Safe and Crazy
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2007 14:02:35 EDT
We are safe and sound here, no storms on the horizon, just a tropical wave way off the coast of Africa.  Now there is this mess near Bermuda that threatens to blow up and go one of fourteen places, depending on which computer model and or forecaster you believe. I have never seen such division over one storm!
 
Makes ya wonder...   about that rumor...
 
Which bring to mind, when has a tropical storm formed in a non tropical area?  What are those folks doing up there to heat up their waters?  Hmm...
 
Today I have more questions than answers...
 
Unless you want to know how to make a super fast stir fried rice dish for lunch... yummy!
    It started with the plantain. It was almost past it's prime, and needed to be cooked. So I peeled off the thick banana type peel, sliced it in half lengthwise, then fried up the two pieces on each side, then sliced it with the spatula into tiny pieces. I was debating what to make to go with my plantain and opened up the fridge to peruse various leftovers.
    I was feeling lazy, so I thought well, that food processor is useful for more than a hat rack, so I tossed in large chucks of raw carrot, red bell pepper, white onion, and whole garlic gloves, then gave it a few shorts whirs, which chopped all the veggies nicely into small chunks, about 2 cups worth.
    I already had two cups of cooked rice in the fridge, leftover from another meal.
    In the wok, I heated up some sesame oil, tossed in the chopped veggies and about 1/3 cup of  fresh local raw cashews and stir fried all with some Five Spice Powder until the veggies were tender.  Then I tossed in the cooked rice, about 2 tablespoons of Amino Acids (Soy Sauce works too) and a small can of early green peas (rinsed) and the cooked plantain. Stirred all that up and let it cook a few more minutes that served it up.
    Heaven on earth!  Of course now I have enough to feed three more...so if you are in the neighborhood...
 
Speaking of food,
    
Now that Felix the cat (aka Himmacane Felix)  is officially dead, Bliss Mountain (must be a Cherokee, with a name like that...)  shares this whimsical cat thought with us:
 
Yo mon,  Cat is the tuna of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, cat-kabobs, cat creole, cat gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple cat, lemon cat, coconut cat, pepper cat, cat soup, cat stew, cat salad, cat and potatoes, cat burger, cat sandwich; cat-fish stew, steamed hobie cat, and catfondue. That- that's about it. 
 
Um, thank you Bliss Mountain, I think...
 
This photo is untouched, other than cropped, incredible, looks more like a painting, than the Caribbean Sea
 




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- gusty winds and what to do with them...
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 08:39:35 EDT
Another beautiful day with bright blue skies and the occasional clouds wafting by, the sea is splashing up a little on shore from the North. Winds are slight but hopefully will pick up, if not then we just have to suffer in paradise. Currently nothing untoward on the horizon, so we can be slack for a few days. The height of hurricane season is almost over, sooooooo, won't be long and we will be breathing easy.
 
FOUND IN A BOTTLE ON SHORE:
 
When I noticed the subject was "DoorStops", I foolishly assumed it was about cats. My cats love to lay in all open doorways and do not understand doors that move with a gust of wind. Hence one cat was squished badly as a kitten, but somehow survived. Since then it's been a battle to keep the doors and cats safe, given our windy weather with the occasional gust thrown in. However, this email offers up an ingenious idea, that I shall soon try  myself:
 
Dear Miss Mermaid,
 
Keeping door's open issue was one of the first we faced when we moved to St John 13 years ago.  Those wedges are useless, and all the others require the application of a hand or a foot in some more or less complex maneuver.  My wife, brilliant woman, remembered the cannon balls hanging on chains stretched from a gate to the fence in Williamsburg and other colonial places and came up with this. One screw eye in the door at the top about in the middle. Another screw eye on the wall behind the open door (our walls are T1-11) same height. Attach a piece of "small stuff" (nautical term for small line or rope) with a 2 pound diving weight between them.  Open the door and voila it goes to the wall.  Ready to close the door, just pull it closed. This is how we insured that the doors from our open bathrooms would stay open for ventilation and not slam shut with said ventilation.
 
John, in St John, VI
 
Dear John,
    Your wife is indeed brilliant, but I bet she still made you do the hardware installation...
    I've seen the lines and weights that are used to keep doors closed but unlocked, and this is a unique idea to keep doors open when not in use for privacy.
    I am an open door person, when I get up, first thing I do is open all the outside doors to let the wind and air inside.
    People who live in tropical climates also note the need to keep the bathroom doors open when not in use. Wet moist areas are prime real estate for molds, hence most folks like their doors open to keep things aired out and drier.
    I remember when we had the floods of November 2003, (I think that was the year) and my place became so moisture saturated, that the floors were slippery and I had to prop open the closets and open all my dresser drawers, then  turn full blast fans on them to keep my clothes from turning green or smelling up.
    So, John, a big THANK YOU for a great idea, I bet many folks will be shopping for hardware and weights today...
 
    OOOOOOOOOPS!
    Before I sent this off to cyberworld, I noted that John had tossed a second bottle out to sea, and this one arrived with a picture!  Terrific!  He also adds additional info:
 
Dear Miss Mermaid,
Well, I should never do such things before my morning coffee has a chance to do its thing.  While I was correct on the concept and the inspiration, I missed on the actual installation (I don't really pay attention to such things). There is a pulley (block is the nautical term) on the wall side and the screw-eye is really a hook for the pulley.  The diving weight is on the end of the string.  Cellphone photo is not the greatest but it's what we have and here in the islands we make do.
A picture is worth a 1000 words, now remember, this is how to keep a door OPEN, however in this picture, the door is shut, so we can see the installation. 
Once you open the door, unless you firmly shut it again, so the latch catches, the weight will drop down and thus  keep the door open for you.  
Brilliant!
 
Again, Thank you to John and wife of St John, VI
 
 




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- DOA
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2007 13:10:18 EDT
At 530am this morning, Ferocious  Felix was pronounced dead on arrival somewhere  over Honduras.  WHEW!
 
The North shore here is kicking up waves already, and the sun is out nice and bright. Temps have gone form 82 at dawn to It's windy, gusty and gutsy, as now and then, a door that isn't tied open or firmly closed suddenly moves on it's own, resulting in a loud BANG.  I am usually viligint to carefully tie doors open so the kitties don't get crushed by a moving door. I tried heavy weights, like rocks, but when the winds gust, the door still slams and moves the rock.  Argh.  So now I use bungy cords and ropes to hold doors open.
 
I only have one rubber door wedge, I bought some more and they turned out to be hard plastic and absolutley worthless. Maybe they would work on thick carpet, but not on hard tile floors. GRRR. Hate getting ripped off, but it's a way of life here.
 
My cats  think closed doors are meow activated anyhow. Afterall, they meow, and the door mysteriously opens and LOOK there's a human there to greet them too. I call it bulter service.  After all they have secret kitty doors, why do they need butler service too?  Of course, on a super hot airless night, I have been known to close up my bedroom and turn on the new air conditioning. This is the first time I've have A/C in 20+ years. I only use it once in a great while, as I prefer the nice fresh air and cooling tradewinds. Of course, soon as I close up my bedroom, the cats make a plan, which is one will meow and I let him in. Then his brother waits exactly 5 minutes, after I am nice and cozy in my bed with cat #1, and then he meows to come in. And then the 3rd one, the one who doesn't know his name, he waits 5 minutes and he meows to come in. Argh. Talk about sleep walking...
 
Last night, it was pretty nice, but a bit sticky, so  I switched on  the A/C to the dehumidifier setting. It's supposed to only use 1/3 of the electricity of regular A/C. It works surprisngly well.  I wish all A/C units came with this setting, it's heaven on earth. I rounded up all three cats and firmly shut the door, so there wouldn't be this let-me-in-meows every 5 minutes.  
 
Furthermore, this new-fangled A/C came with a fancy high-tech remote. Silly me. I went to sleep and FORGOT to hide the remote. I know to hide the TV remotes when I go to sleep, otherwise the cats turn on some horror show at 4am just to watch me levitate out of the bed...  if cats could giggle, mine would be forever guilty...
 
So I was sleeping soundly with the dehumidifier set at 74 degrees and it was really quite comfy. Some smart-tailed cat got a hold of the remote and switched it over to A/C and changed the temperature to 61.  I wake up with my teeth chattering, my hands blue,  and see the A/C is full blast and at a ridiculous 61 degrees!  Furthermore, a certina guilty kitty is sleeping all curled up under my afghan...  with the remote!  AH HA!  GOTCHA! 
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- Felix bears down on Central America
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2007 05:54:13 EDT
530am and the sun is just starting to rise on a seemingly normal day. I just read the reports from Penny in Honduras and know what she is preparing for, having been there, done that and wish to never do that again.  If you are in the path of a powerful hurricane, your life is forever changed. While the news media outlets make you a sensation for a day or two, the rest of the world seems to forget what happened to you, or how tough it is in the following days, weeks, months and even years.
 
We joke in the Caribbean how every hurricane provides a great excuse for two years. Anytime you are accused of procrastination or not performing well or what have you, you just say, "well if it weren't for hurricane so and so..." 
 
Often it takes two years or more to recover from a catastrophic hurricane. Look at the Hurricane Katrina victims, many two years later, still find themselves displaced, struggling to get by, when everything familiar has been ripped away and they realize they are merely yesterday's headlines, today's forgotten.
 
Here on Tortola, all is well and temps are in the low 80's, seas are normal, winds are slight. There is another tropical wave rolling off Africa, so what else is new...
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- Time for Prayers
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 3 Sep 2007 20:20:16 EDT
Say your prayers for central America. I am not sure they are built to withstand this kind of devastating category 5 hurricane with 160 mph winds (260 km/hr).
 
Our hats go off to Gert who is maintaining this site, StormCarib.Com, you can only imagine how it has been a tremendous help to those around the world who are able to access live original first hand info from points all over  the Caribbean.
 
Make a donation to StormCarib and keep this site up and running free. Click here on how your contributions are used and why they are needed.
 
Meanwhile in Tortola, all is sunny and bright, just a typical gorgeous day in paradise with temps in the mid 80's and gentle winds occasionally wafting by.




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- Kool
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 3 Sep 2007 06:35:10 EDT
Not  a breath of wind here, and the night was rather cool.  I guess Felix has sucked all the winds out of our area for now. Seas are calm on the northern side, I will get over to the Sir Francis Drake Channel later on today and see if it is sloppy from the storm.
 
Just to keep us on the edge of our seats, is another mess halfway here from Africa, that might develop into a depression. Well, hopefully the intensity of the hurricane season will be over soon, as usually it gets pretty quiet by late September.
 
So, you might as well plan your trip to the BVI.
 
I've heard rumors that the US is secretly working on controlling the weather in the Caribbean out of a top secret station located in Alaska. Anyone else heard these kinds of rumors?  Nifty stuff, huh!  Well, if you don't hear from me anymore, it's because I knew too much...




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- MORE Red Cross Donation Links
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 2 Sep 2007 22:57:47 EDT
American Red Cross
 
BELIZE Red Cross
 
CARIBBEAN Red Cross
 
International Red Cross




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- Category FIVE FELIX
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 2 Sep 2007 22:49:08 EDT
Holy cow!  A category five hurricane in such short order!  Ferocious Felix is really shocking us all, and I was serious about checking that underwear drawer, this is incredible. Click here for the latest graphics and forecasts.
 
Hang on and pray, cause a cat five hurricane  is devastating, if it hits you. Not much can survive winds that strong, already reported at 165 miles per hour!  Wooden homes just aren't made to stand up to that unless they are thick log homes, not something we see in the Caribbean. Concrete homes stand a chance but their wooden shutters, unless very thick, are prone to being ripped off right at the hinges.
 
Himmacane Hugo, which trampled St Thomas in 1989 was a category five with 200 mile per hour winds. I had left on a sailboat delivery and Hugo chased us up the coast,  We took temporary refuge in Charleston, then took off for points north, and Hugo slammed into Charleston shortly after we left.   I flew over St Thomas Island about six weeks after the hurricane, and even after six weeks,  it looked like a giant had stomped across the region, smashing wooden houses into toothpicks and tossing cars like play toys. There was nothing left green, just looked like the dead of winter in the North, minus the snow.
 
If you want to help the potential victims of Ferocious Himmacane Felix,  then make cash donations to the Red Cross as they will likely be the first one in there to help the victims. With the money you send, they are able to make bulk purchases, and get aid out there faster than any other charity. They also boost the local economy by buying up anything usable leftover from the massacre, and redistributing to the needy at no cost.
 
After every hurricane, loads of charities pop up asking for your money, but the RED CROSS is the one that is for real and seriously does help. I have been at the receiving end and the giving end. So toss some dough their way, if you want to help the victims of this tragedy about to unfold.
 
 
Warm and Scary!!! Regards,
Dear Miss Mermaid

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- Furocious Felix
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 2 Sep 2007 14:37:37 EDT
Furocious Felix is now a category 3 major hurricane, passed the ABC's and about 490 miles southeast of Kingston, Jamaica.  He is lumbering at 18pmh west northwest and packing 125mph winds.
 
That's enough to check your clean underwear drawer and hunker down and study this freaky Felix, as he dumps copious amounts of rains over northern South America.
 




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- Grrr...
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 2 Sep 2007 13:01:28 EDT
FROM THE MAILBAG:
    Max in Florida writes his own colorful weather reports.  Here is an exceprt from today's he sent me:
 
It is no surprise to most that what was nothing is now Grrricane Felix, on a Westward course over the Eastern ABC Islands, well past Isla Margarita as of 8 hours ago. All coastal areas of Venezuela and Columbia can expect tropical plus rains and winds.
 
As for the Netherlands Antilles, they are getting run over as I write, passing Bonaire now 13N and 68W moving West at 18-21 mph....  God Bless.
 
The Caribbean Sea and the Gulf of Mexico are in the thick of the soup, hot and humid and ripe! Told ya the soup was gonna boil!
 
Me thinks from here Felix is going to drift slightly to the Northwest. There is basically nothing to determine the direction except prevailing Easterlies. In another couple of hundred miles there will be some steering winds aloft and at the upper and mid range that will in my opinion change the direction enough to the Northwest to pass within 150 miles of Jamaica in 48 hours. That would be a break for Jamaica as it very well could have gone further North.
 
In the past, the Cayman's have been asking for rain, be careful what you ask for!
 
There seems to be no way for Mexico to avoid another hit. Where? Probably Cancun ... ?
 
A lot of conjecture out there. The only real steering winds are between Panama and the Western tip of Cuba with a hefty Northern flow. Long ways off but ... some minor steering to the Northwest after Aruba.
 
Category? Well, in my humble opinion, at least a Category 2 by the time it passes Jamaica. The pot is hot and the soup is on. Without strong sheering winds over the lower Western N. Atlantic, Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea, there is nothing to prevent the occurrence of a few Cat 3's Well, Nah, not gonna say it .... Yes, I am, there is nothing to stop another Cat 5, soon, the soup is on ... GRRR
 
As for the rest of the World ... The Gulf coastal areas are going to continue to have nasty storms for at least the next 24 hours. The lower half of the US East coast is going to get about the same. Now here is an oxymoron for you, the STATIONARY front along a line from Houston, TX to Jacksonville, FL is slowly drifting to the South and bringing some impressive thunder with it. Why doesn't it stand still if it is stationery? Oh well ...
 
In the Caribbean, please report your circumstance and conditions to stormCARIB.com and take care of each other.
 
Next: Oh yes, there is another one on the way ... Grrr
 
At 14N and 41W is an active tropical wave moving West at 15 miles an hour now containing convective activity. Grrr  I'll call this kitten as it is now nameless. Want more?
 
At 24N and 55W is an upper level Low that originated well North of 35N. It is racing south like a dog to catch the kitty. Grrr Between the two is SAL that is being squeezed out as they appear to be headed towards a merger. Not seen this before? Worth watching. GRRR!!! I think this one is also going to get a name .. grrr
 
Please, remember, these storms do not have to be reported at hurricane strength to produce extreme damaging rains, winds and storm surge .. Be Careful and prepared.
 
Have a wonderful day and be careful out there, Max
 
Thank you Max, for your colorful report!  Grrr!  Grrreat Work!
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- It's Big & Round...
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 2 Sep 2007 12:40:11 EDT
Himmacane Felix, with BVI red dot. Close, but no cigar. Amazing to be here with gorgeous weather and to realize south west of us, rages a monster. This is an unusual path for a hurricane to take. Maybe our Sahara dust is keeping him pushed farther south, or our prayers. Whatever works, we are grateful.
 
 
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- It's a Himmacane Felix
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 1 Sep 2007 21:22:12 EDT
8pm-ish
 
Amazing, that in 24 hours we went from tropical depression to tropical storm to the newly named Himmacane Felix!
 
Felix has sucked out all the wind here. I can clearly hear every creature outside and they aren't as happy as they usually are. Of course I can also hear a very loud drum machine and I've no idea where that is coming from. Usually I don't hear the Bomba's parties unless the ocean is flat calm.  It could just be an enthusiastic neighbor on the mountain having a party or somebody just exercising their drum machine, as I can't hear any other music.  Doesn't sound like live drums, I definitely know the difference.
 
It's dark thirty out here, and I don't hear a thing from the ocean, come to think of it.  It's a tad muggy, but then I haven't been swimming yet either to cool off.
 
A friend came over today and fixed my wobbly overhead fan. You know the type. It gets out of balance and starts making an annoying racket every time you use it...
 
The FAN, not  my friend!  I know what you were thinking...
 
He used my new doorbell to summons me to the door. Yep, my wireless mail order ding dong bell finally arrived.  Getting mail order here, ain't easy. Most companies won't ship to us, very frustrating. So I end up looking for a willing friend who will accept a stateside package for me, then mail it down to me at the local post office where I get General Delivery. I send it as a gift, so it arrives in their name and not mine at their house, then they mail it onward to me. Amazon must think I am really generous and have a goofball idea of sending people strange gifts...
 
So, I owe my gentle reader, Linda, a huge THANK YOU as she recently accepted all manner of packages for me then remailed it all to me and viola, it has all arrived!
 
So a few weeks ago, when the ding dong doorbell arrived, I eagerly installed it, only to have people continue to knock so lightly I couldn't hear them. So next I painted a big arrow on my door trim, pointing to my new ding dong doorbell button.  Since then, it's only been rang twice, as usually I see people walking up and let them in without them having to push the dingo dong button.
 
This new wireless doorbell has two gong bong  boxes, so you can place them anywhere. I put one in my bedroom and one in the living room. You can program it to make one of 20 ding dang dong sounds including  a dozen Christmas songs.
 
I guess the engineer who designed this,  really likes Christmas...

So I picked out a pretty tune and installed the button on the front door frame with super glue. So guess what, the boxes each make different song noises. I would have thought they would be programmed to make the same ding dong dang noise. No matter how hard I try, I can't seem to get them on the same ding dong gong.
 
When my friend rang the dang doorbell dong today, there was this clashing, crashing noise of one ding dong tune playing in the living room and another dang dong  in the bedroom and me about half way between the two, wondering what on earth my cats had gotten into now. You know cats like electronic things...
 
I was up, but not awake, and sitting here with eyes at half mast,   thinking "WHAT in the heck was that noise?"
 
He rang the dang ding again and I remembered OH YEAH, I installed that ding dong wireless doorbell that plays two different dang dongs simultaneously...so you lose the nice effect of having a pleasant tune and instead end up with a less than pleasant dang dong ding, like some toddler has banged on your electronic piano...
 
But, I sure won't miss any visitors now!  Maybe that engineer who designed this thing, had an evil side too... we'll give them two repeaters and make them programmable with different dang dongs...and impossible to get both on the same dang dong song!
 
I tried to reprogram both to the same dang ding song, but when you change one, the other one mysteriously changes to a different dang dong too.  Maybe this thing was built locally, after all...
 
Islanders have a goofy sense of humor that shows up slyly...
 
So at Christmas, maybe I can get one to play Ding Dong Silent Night and the other Dang Ding Jingle Bells and rename the resulting tune Dang Ding Jangle Bights...
 
Speaking of islander humor, my friend who is quite well off, decided to build a lavish 5th bathroom addition on his home. He spent a year designing it just so, had an architect draw out precise drawings, took bids then hired a company to build it.
 
Meanwhile, he decided not to stick around and listen to all that construction noise, so he goes off island and leaves the construction to the contractor.
 
He comes back a month later and they have finished his palatial  bathroom all right.  But it's built in reverse, a mirror image of the way he had it designed. Boy was he ever mad and didn't see the humor in this at all!
 
Apparently, the contractor, thought his drawing was weird, and decided to take matters into his own hands and build it the way he thought it ought to be done. He offered to tear it down and rebuild it, if the homeowner would pay him all over again, other wise, he shrugged his shoulders, you just gots to live with it like this and seemed rather  insulted that the homeowner didn't like the new design.
 
Now that's sly humor...
 




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- FELIX
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 1 Sep 2007 11:51:10 EDT
Amazingly we have yet another tropical storm, Felix, traveling south of us. On Tortola,  the Sir Francis Drake is a sloppy choppy mess today, the North shore is eerily flat, but gorgeous.
 
Felix could be become a himmacane on Sunday, yikes!  But he will be long gone from our backyard by then *whew*.
 
Yesterday, I was saddened to find out Genakers Cafe is closing for two weeks. They are located at Nanny Cay and is one of my favorite late lunch spots and of course they serve breakfast as well. I know the staff needs a break, but...it's that time of year when many businesses close up for 2-4-6-8 weeks for vacations and renovations. It's confusing trying to keep up with who is open or closed. But living in the islands is confusing anyhow, so why worry. At least this week, I've been able to keep my days straight.
 
Speaking of Felix, I have a cat named Felix. Sort of. At least that is what his kitty passport says. Yep, my cats have passports. He was dumped on me to cat sit a few years back and the owners who were to return for him, never did.  They claimed his name was Felix, but as far I can tell, he doesn't know it, doesn't come when called and looks quite bored,  when you mention his name. If I want him to show up, I simply call one of the other cats. THEN he runs over to see what I want along with the called cat. The other two know their names just fine and will actually show up if their individual name is  called.  As we say in de island "his head ain't good".  Felix is also the one that often lays on the floor, on his back, with all four legs in the air, seemingly frozen, like a cat statue that has been blown over.  Maybe I should rename him, but I don't think it would help.




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- Life is Good...
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:53:49 EDT
511am
Scattered rains for a few brief minutes, then all is silent, the ocean suddenly come to life and sends in a few rolling waves that slap the shore.
 
It's still dark, but wont be long before the sun is peeping at us.
 
528 And the sky is navy blue and fading.
 
530 and I've decided to go back to bed and let the sun creep up without me. The cat concurs and we curl up together and snooze.
 
730 and the sun is sleepily up, hiding lazily behind grayish-bluish clouds.  Gentle winds cool the morning even though by 815 we are already at 84.6 degrees.
 
Last night I met with belongers who weren't born here and never lived a day here. At the same time, a friend joined us, who has had two children here and neither are counted as citizens. It's a country upside down here, different from the rest of the world, where you can be born country-less.
 
The recent elections turned the old government on it's ear and brought in the new. I am not making much in political comments, you can read more for yourself in the local newspapers.
 
We have a tropical wave southeast of us that should bring us more rains soon and bigger waves. You might even be able to go surfing on Wednesday!
 
850am and the sun is just a bright light behind a large white cloud.
 
One can look at these clouds and imagine all sorts of t'ings.  The colors are spectacular and I wonder what I did right to end up here, looking at dat...  It's a dang miracle!
 




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- A Nice Slow Day
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:00:26 EDT
Another great day in paradise. Just a typical lazy summer day with balmy trade winds and scattered clouds, warm crystal clear waters and only slight waves. Just gorgeous. Hard for me to work today, knowing the beautiful world awaits me outside!  Argh!
 
Note to self, publish book, work nights writing, and enjoy days frolicking by the sea...
 
 




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- the morning after
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:47:37 EDT
Yesterday it rained a good bit but by evening it was all dry again and both Full Moon parties went off without a hiccup.
 
This morning we had some drizzle, most unusual. It's either rain or shine, not drizzle. Nights have been cool, in the late 70's very unusual for this time of year. I am grateful, as I wish to keep my electricky bill low.  Ha!  We have the highest rates for the poorest service, I just can't figure it out.
 
Cable TV was off again, so the bars had a really good night.  Not that our cable is that spectacular. As anyone who has it knows, the channels are often fuzzy or out for days at a time. It's a rare day indeed to discover all the channels working, and even rarer if they are all clear. I am not sure they have all been clear at once, ever.
 
Our street water has been off but our cistern is topped up thanks to recent rains, so no worries. My cell phone continues to work erratically. It used to work fine, but months ago it began working "whenever". 
 
Nobody moves here for the great utilities. Many move away and are shocked to actually find communitas that have power, cable, phone, Internet  and water, all on the same day!  I've heard of those places and wonder if they really exist, or if it's just another urban legend...
 
Lately I have felt like the village bus. Everytime I head home from somewhere, there seems to be a smiling face by the side of the road that looks like they belong in my village, so I stop and now I am meeting more of my neighbors, as I carry them home. One lady said today, "I was hoping you would stop, I know your jeep lives near me..."
 
Ohhhhhkay.
 
I went out this morning and opened the hood on my jeep. My silly cat immediately hopped up and began inspecting the engine. It truly fascinated him except, much to his dismay, there were no comfy spots to curl up in. His brother, in the meantime, has discovered the oval bathroom sink and seems to have moved in permanently.
 
Now I have to wash my hands in the kitchen...  I hate to wake him up, he looks so cute all squeezed in there. Maybe that's a way to recycle old sinks, turn them into pet beds...
 
There's a tropical wave midway in the Atlantic, heading for us, and it might develop into something. 'Tis the season...
 
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- Barycenter
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:54:51 EDT
Tonight is the full moon. Jeremy from the Cyber Cafe and  Trellis Bay Full Moon Party is sharing this pic for us of the two fireballs set ablaze in the water at Trellis Bay on full moons. I was there last month and had a blast. Or was it the month before. Hmm. Whenever it was, we had FUN!  The food was fantastic and I recommend you plan to eat and drink there as well as indulge in music, the wonder of mocko jumbies (those 12 foot folks on stilts) and let the secret pyromaniac in side of you out...
 
The Tropical wave is upon us and dumping rains and gloomy, cloudy skies. Last night was very cool, I slept under a fan and my favorite afghan. If we are lucky this rain will settle the dust and muck, just in time for tonight's celebrations of a full moon!

The Moon is Earth's only natural satellite and the fifth largest moon in the Solar System. The average center-to-center distance from the Earth to the Moon is 384,403 kilometers (238,857 miles). The gravitational pull at its surface is about a sixth of Earth's. The Moon makes a complete orbit around the Earth every 27.3 days, and the periodic variations in the geometry of the Earth–Moon–Sun system are responsible for the lunar phases that repeat every 29.5 days.
 
The gravitational, centripetal forces generated by the rotation of the Moon and Earth around a common axis, the barycenter***, are largely responsible for the tides on Earth. The Moon is the only celestial body that humans have traveled to and landed on.
 
The first artificial object to escape Earth's gravity and pass near the Moon was the Soviet Union's Luna 1, the first artificial object to impact the lunar surface was Luna 2, and the first photographs of the normally occluded far side of the Moon were made by Luna 3, all in 1959. The U.S. Apollo program has achieved the first (and only) manned missions to date, resulting in six landings between 1969 and 1972. Human exploration of the Moon ceased with the conclusion of the Apollo program, although as of 2007, several countries have announced plans to send either people or robotic spacecraft to the Moon.
 
***In geometry, the barycentric subdivision is a standard way of dividing an arbitrary convex polygon into triangles, a convex polyhedron into tetrahedra, or, in general, a convex polytope into simplices with the same dimension, by connecting the barycenters of their faces in a specific way.  (Aren't you GLAD I cleared that up for you!)
 
 
 
 
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- whooops!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:45:54 EDT
 
Ooops dark thirty, and I am just getting my report out. Ooops!  I started on it this morning, then realized I had to return the rental car before 9 and fetch my heck of a wreck.  From there I went to the post office which was curiously closed. Argh!
 
Came home and realized I was still way sleepy and laid down to cat nap with the kitties...
 
Phone woke me up with some unsettling news, and then the day just went wonky as I was preoccupied ingesting all this new unhappy info.
 
Right when I thought life was perfect...
 
What I started this morning was:
Last night was nice and cool, I slept with the windows thrown open and the fan on low. The crickets, cicadas, tree frogs and male lizards in heat, all provided a nice chorus to sleep by. One cat slept at my feet, one at my head and the third one stayed out partying all night.
 
My neighbor apparently stayed out partying a little too late too. At 4am I woke up to BRIGHT shining lights in my windows!  This alarmed me and I immediately fell out of bed, picked myself up and went to investigate. My neighbor had drove home, parked in such a way that his bright high beams on his car were lighting up my backyard and windows.
 
I decided to walk over and turn his lights off and save his battery for him. There he was, locked up in his car, with the stereo going, the lights on and the windshield wipers on, even though it wasn't raining. He was slumped back in his seat, snoring almost as loud as the music. Both doors were locked and the engine was running. No amount of banging on the windows woke him up. I gave up and went back inside. I dozed off and on and gave up and got up.
 
The sun is ready to creep up any minute and 3 impatient kitties await my arrival in the kitchen. They groom themselves and sneak sidelong glances at me, all while casually guarding their empty wet food bowl.
 
I quietly open the French doors and tiptoe on the verandah, as if I don't want any heavy footfalls to disturb the early morning peace. I look over at the neighbors car. The windows are down, the engine is turned off, the lights are off, but curiously the windshield wipers are slowly moving. I shake my head and decide not to do anything about it.
 
Back to the weather!  We have a wave passing north of us tonight or tomorrow. The surf is up today and the surfers were out today happily playing amongst the waves. Scattered showers are expected tonight and tomorrow.
 
This email has folded up on me twice now, so I am going to hurry and ship it off before anything else goes wrong...
 
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- Sunday
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:31:50 EDT
Gorgeous day with some small  Northerly sea swells gently slapping the shore.  Birds, frogs and lizards all chirped early in the dawn, then the rooster crowed and they all fell silent. The swell rating for surfers, actaully has 2 stars today out of a possible 5. Maybe some beginners will get to try their luck. The air is clear, and the horizon can be seen. Any Sahara dust seems trapped very high up and not bothering us as much lately. Whew. We needed a break from the dust.
 
Toys in the Caribbean are just not meant to be, not for long. Not electronic toys, not electric toys. I don't know if it's the sea, sun, sand, Sahara dust and Montserrat ash or if we have a special magnetic pull here that shortens their life, or if the Caribbean shall forever be techno challenged. One day something works fine and the next, it does not. Often for no reason. Sometimes because we still have erratic power. Here we are in the millennium, and they are still working on our electricity supply. Some things never change.
 
It seems every time I am in the mood for a major spring cleaning, I find stacks of electronic and/or electric toys that no longer work or are deemed outdated by the marketing Gods who redesign t'ings so your stuff that works, no longer works!  One of the more maddening things is to have something that still works, but technology has moved forward without it. I had a scanner that worked perfectly. But somehow windows upgraded it out of oblivion. For years I had an older computer and was able to use it to scan, but alas that computer died while the scanner kept working, but I could never find any updated drivers for it to work with the new windows. So out with the garbage went a perfectly good, albeit old, scanner, that still worked. I felt guilty.
 
I once had this fantastic easy to use art program that I designed many things with. One day technology left my program behind and I've never met a similar super easy super fun program in all these years. I recently discovered I have over 100 useless CD's. I am going to make a mobile out of them and paste a picture here for you to see.
 
Then there is the cell phone madness.  I had a nice one and oops it fell into the ocean. Retrieving it and drying it out did nothing to make it work again. Why can't they make these waterproof?  Ha!  Then I had one I innocently dropped, because it vibrated, and I didn't know it vibrated. I screamed and dropped it as I am super scared of electric shocks. I have been shocked before and hit by lightning, so I have sane reasons for my insane fears.  Well, dropping it that one time, well that broke the phone. Why can't they make these shock proof?  So I bought another one and argh!  It was stolen. The next one I got, I decorated it with finger nail polish. To thwart a thief. Matter of fact, just about any nifty electronic t'ing I own that might tempt sticky fingers, I have now decorated with various colors of nail polish. Some with glitter!  So if anyone decides to "walk" with my stuff, they are going to have one helluva time trying to get all that fingernail polish off.
 
I went to  a business meeting recently. Everyone showed up with their electronic gadgets and placed them on the table. We had laptops, jump drives, cell phones, PDA's or whatever you call them and cameras scattered around and some stuff I don't even know what it was. We were exchanging info and using our various gadgets to do so.  Everyone had nice anonymous stuff.  Then there was my stuff painted up with my initials and various designs in shades of bright pinks, dark reds, glittery golds and so on.  People stared, but no one commented.
 
At the end of the meeting, I had no trouble gathering all my toys and packing them away, while the others sorted out their identical looking toys. Somehow, 2 at the meeting reversed their cell phones, which were identical, and for the rest of the day until they were switched back again, a great deal of phone comedy went on. A little nail polish could have saved them...
 
I recently bought some newfangled lightbulbs that are supposed to slash my electric bills which are pretty darn high. My bill has been running $150 a month to plug in a refrigerator, hot water, a few lights and fans and the ubiquitous laptop. I "plug out"  things I am not using, so they are not burning electricity to stay warm or what have you. Even my hot water is tankless and is supposed to only come on when I desire it, which is rare.  It's nice and warm here and the lukewarm water coming out of the pipes feels plenty warm for a shower.  Of course the electricity corporation has fried or semi-fried many things. Like the TV comes on looking like water colors have painted the scenes.  After 30-45-60 minutes, it warms up and presents a semi-clear picture. The few times I watch TV, I choose the movies with good dialogue, as I can't see what's going on the first hour anyhow.
 
So I thought changing a lightbulb was pretty straightforward. I didn't plug out the lamp. I was unscrewing the expensive high burning lightbulb when it bit me and I screamed enough to shut the rooster up speechless. My fingers went numb.  My teeth hurt (from metal fillings?)  My jaw was sore.  I plugged out the offending lamp and probably the only reason I didn't just smash it out  of shear frustration, was that it didn't belong to me. It belongs to the landlord, so it behooves me not to bust t'ings up.
 
I sat down and had a cold drink and I could smell something burning in the air. I searched all over the house looking to see what I had shorted out. I think the smell was form my hair!  So I took a shower and washed it and that killed the burn smell. Did I set my hair on fire with that one electric shock?  Should a lamp have bit me that badly?  How many days should my fingers be bright red?
 
Now there is a stack of newfangled lightbulbs sitting around, uninstalled. I can't bring my self to climb a ladder and change out the ceiling lights. I fear electrocution and falling from the ladder and busting up body parts.   I used to never worry about that, but since last year when I busted up my bones, I think about events that might bust them up again.
 
I am definitely going to shut down the electricity to the house before I change another lightbulb. I have no idea how I got bit, whether that light has a short or I touched the wrong parts or what. It's a mystery. I just know that the lamp was off when it bit me.  ARGH!




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- Better late than never!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 18:27:11 EDT
Another wonderful day in paradise.  No rains. I thought it was Sunday and was planning on goofing off, when I got a phone call and was informed it was Saturday. My oh my, I have truly lost track of my week!  I must get better at this.
 
The Fool Moon party is Tuesday. I probably won't be there, at the rate I am going...If you are bored, check out the Full Moon Party Store.
 
Now on to more clueless-ness.  I recently traveled back to the US.  I had to go through customs and immigration twice in an hour. Once at the ferry dock and again at the airport. The first time was a breeze. The second time I was stopped and questioned.
 
Immigration:  How long have you been in St Thomas?
Me:  About an hour.
Immigration:  Oh.  Did you come from Puerto Rico?
Me:  No.
Immigration:  Where did you come from then?
Me:  Tortola in the BVI
Immigration:  Oh.  How long did you stay there?
Me:  About seven years. 
Immigration:  Oh.  Hmm.  Do you live there?
Me:  *speechless*
 
I couldn't decide which answer would be best, such as:
 
(A)  No. I was commuting to work one day and took the wrong ferry and got very lost for a very long time.
(B)  No. I was shipwrecked on a deserted island 7 years ago and was just found. The movie will be out next month.
(C)  No. The rudder, radio and anchor broke on my sailboat, so I was forced to sail circles around Tortola for 7 years until someone finally noticed.
(D)  No. I was visiting there for just  a day when I was  hit on the head with a coconut and suffered from amnesia for 7 years and just recovered an hour ago.
(E)  No. Someone told me Tortola was really St Thomas, and for 7 years I believed them.
(F)  No. I am an Alien from a foreign planet. I was instructed by my higher power to answer all time questions with either "about an hour" or "about 7 years"  or "soon come mon!"  Did I choose wrong?
(G)  No. I am a mermaid, a child of the planet. One day I was brutally captured and placed in a pen at Prospect Reef where I was forced to do tricks for tourists for 7 years. I just escaped an hour ago.
(H)  No. Every 7 years, I take a 7 year vacation.
 
 
I was contemplating all these fun and foolish answers and realizing I should probably just say "Yes" and quit holding up the line when what fell out of my mouth was "No, I just work there."
 
I have NO idea why I said that. But it satisfied the Immigration officer and he waved me onwards.




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- Friday Already!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:39:39 EDT
It's the cat's fault. He has been guarding the laptop like he owns the dang thing, and I have had to have words with him. He is not amused. 
 
Somehow I missed a day! Well, *blushing* I often rely on the computer to tell me what day it is...  What did we do before computers?  Well, we were confused alot!  (And still are!)
 
Well, that happens in the Caribbean. Right when you think it is Tuesday, some busy body informs you, no, it is Friday and then your whole week is thrown off!
 
So now that I've been informed it is Friday, the weather is gorgeous, although a bit hot at night. We have had scattered showers yesterday and are being treated to a shower right now at 1111am.
 
The skies are dark to the east, but bright and sunny to the west. At 1120 the rains are really pouring down hard!  The black cat has just arrived, soaking wet, and is asking for his towel. He loves the rain. He showers in it. I know this is strange cat behavior, but he thinks the rain is for his personal showers. So he does shower off and then come plip plopping splish splashing inside demanding I rub him down with a towel, then brush his fur backwards and give him a punky kitty look. That done, he has settle in for a snack at the dry feed bowl. His brother sits on the verandah, gazing at the rain, as if his picnic has been ruined.
 
The rains have picked up in intensity and visibility is reduced to a 1/4 mile or less. I think that is about .4 kilometers, but don't quote me on that.
 
I stay confused, my car gas tank is in liters, but gas is sold in gallons, the speed is measured in kilometers but the maximum speed posted sign is in miles per hour. Now the speedometer and the gas tank thingy both broke, so I just drive sedately and fill up the tank once a week. Twice a week, during hurricane season.
 
This is going to be a long shower, as it is 1125am and still raining!  That is 14 minutes and going, very rare for us. Maybe the rains will cool things down a bit.
 
I love the tropical weather here, but I must admit the last two nights I was a hot.  Maybe it's Mermaid mating season... har har har. 
 
I am embarrassed to say, that it was so hot, I actually turned the air conditioner on in my bedroom to sleep by. First time I have ever used it. It felt like heaven, I must admit. The cats came in, seemed terrified of the thing and sneezed at the cold, then promptly demanded to be let out of the room. They are having nothing to do with this new fangled air cooler.
 
I only used it for a few hours, I feel guilty using air conditioning, but I must admit, my old bones slept soundly. 
 
It's 1132 and the rains are stopping, a whopping 22 minute downpour. Not our usual 3-5 minute shower.
 
To give you an idea of the reduced visibility, look at this picture I snagged off the Hurricane Hole Web Cam in St John, a few miles form Tortola. They were apparently getting slammed with the same near blinding rains.
 




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- Meow
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:29:26 EDT
Scattered rains seem to be the norm today. The islands are very lush and green.  Dear Miss Mermaid wants her laptop back, but so far, I am winning the battle. IT'S MINE NOW!
 
 
 




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- lickiest person alove
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:01:40 EDT
lickiest person alove?
 
try, luckiest person alive...
 
A baby boy blue sky is slowing illuminating with the early dawn of the morning. It's 545am and the lone rooster is crowing sleepily as if he feels put upon to reluctantly provide this service.
 
I sleepily ,make my way into the kitchen for a cup of coffee. I move my laptop out to the verandah, and enjoy the peace and quiet of the morning. I sit down and gaze out to sea. I think I am the luckiest person alive today.
 
The kitties hurriedly finish their breakfast and join me outside.  It's a beautiful morning and we are all sharing it together. The winds pick up intermittently, then die back down as if they are not quite awake either. The sea is throwing up the odd wave here and there, gently slapping the sand and seashore.
 
At 630am the first of two cars go by, one racing as if late, the other sedately, demurring. Birds are coo-cooing each other, maybe they mate in August or are just chirping away at the beautiful morning.  One cat takes his methodical washing seriously, as if grooming to win best in show,  while his brother lazes about napping on the day bed.  A third one lays in the floor with all four legs in the air, like a cartoon cat who has run into a wall and is laying down seeing stars circle above him. As we say in de island, his head ain't good.
 
I guess the elections are over. Last night we were not assaulted by the shenanigans of the politicians who have spent several late nights disrupting our neighborhoods.  For several nights in a row, we were treated to trucks with loudspeakers of excessive volume with some politician screaming so loud at us, that his words were unintelligible. This was followed by a music truck with 42 speakers and then a hundred or more cars and trucks blaring their horns in a slow thunderous procession.
 
It was enough to drown out anything else, phone calls disconnected., TV's or stereos seemingly muted, but not, just hushed up by the excessive noise.
 
This is how they campaign in the BVI. My neighborhood is littered with hundreds of posters to vote for this and that. Each poster is larger than the last. One candidate has a poster about 4 by 10 feet high. I don't mind if they staple them all over the utility poles. But When I seem then attacking the trees with their posters, I shudder and think the world has gone mad. How dare they defile Mother nature, our precious resource, our natural beauty. If I were a politician, I would be campaigning for everyone to plant trees.
 
I would campaign for stopping the building on the beaches and require all new construction to be a minimum of 150 feet from high tide, this would leave plenty of room for the Coconut trees, palm fronts, and sea grapes to line our gorgeous beaches.
 
I would campaign for a pubic bus system, with a park and ride scheme to encourage car owners to park and ride to work. I would campaign for a party bus to go pub crawling at night and keep the drunks out from behind the wheel.  I would campaign that the local schools get ten times the money and hire the best teachers, irregardless of where they were born.
 
I would campaign to tie the personal income tax directly to the costs of cleaning up the garbage on the island, thus people would suddenly become very mindful to keep things picked up and therefore reduce their income taxes.
 
I would campaign that the ferries would have to leave an hour apart, not all 3 companies depart within 5 minutes of each other, then no one else runs for 4 more hours (our current chaotic system).  I would be campaigning to ease out the mega cruise ships that people pollute our islands and bring back the eco friendly tourists that flavored  and faovred our small businesses. I would be campaigning to keep big corporations out of the islands and empower the small quaint islander businesses we first built our tourism on.
 
I cold go on and on with my idealism. But the reality is, I am not allowed to vote, probably never will be in my lifetime and of course would never be allowed to run for public office. So my dreams waft off into never never land, on the next breath of wind.
 
I concern my self with the important things of the day, such as fertilizing the reluctant hibiscus bush.  I watch my neighbor, an older fellow, some say,  the unofficial mayor of our village, walk by at a good clip in long pants, a straw hat and his shirt sleeves smartly rolled up. I gave him a ride to town the other day. I wonder if he has ever owned a car but never thought to ask.  He is  good man. I have seen him plant trees.
 
The grooming kitty has finished, hopped up on the day bed and nuzzles his napping brother, who lazily opens one eye briefly. The grooming kitty notices he has missed a spot on his tail and fiercely grooms it as if some cat show judge has chastised him for not being perfectly coifed. Finally he curls up with his brother and dozes off. A few minutes later a small red car with a big stereo goes by, a party on wheels. Both cats wake up to watch the offender drive by, then lay back down and close their eyes.
 
It's almost 700am and the sky is much brighter, the clouds fewer. I gaze at the sleepy cats and debate about joining them in another nap.  My neighbor walks by again, this time in the opposite direction. I go for more coffee and thank the angels for presenting me with yet another glorious day to be alive, in the middle of nowhere, on a tiny island by the sea.
  
86 degrees, crystal clear waters, bright sunshine and cooling tradewinds at 940am.
 




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- 1,000 words
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:34:44 EDT
The Calm After the Storm




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- Cluelessness
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:40:37 EDT
All is clear and nice here with passing clouds and some early morning short tropical rains. Looks like  the big nasty wave out there is passing north of us. We are just avoiding hurricanes this year. Whew!
 
I am continually amazed that it seems Americans have the worse geography sense. Recently I called several stateside friends to thank them for various things concerning the death of my father. Everyone was so relived to hear from me as they assumed I had been hit by a hurricane. Gosh golly, don' t they ever read Dear Miss Mermaid?  But I guess if you have never been to the Caribbean, Jamaica sounds like Virgin Islands and might as well be two blocks or two thousand miles away for all they know.
 
I think sometimes the tourism officials over react to bad news in the islands. Many people simply forget sensational news a few days later. And if your geography is way off, then  you are clueless anyhow to past disasters and their exact location.
 
I must admit, I used to be clueless about the world around me and apparently, I continue to happily live in this ignorant bliss. I have never been very interested in News stories on TV and media. Once in a while I follow a particular story, like who is the daddy of Anna Nicole's daughter...  but  I often feel the news reporters  are 90% biased and often not quite accurate. Even Walter Cronkite has admitted to reshaping the news to his tastes. Besides, if you watch too much news, it's depressing. Life is short. Why force yourself to be depressed?  That's what the OFF knob is for, to turn off those depressing things.
 
So back in the dark ages, I was living in America and went on a whimsical vacation with a friend. We just took off and headed south, with a pocketful of cash and credit cards and no fixed destination.  We were sick and tired of schedules and we would just take the pretty roads and meander around and when we got tired we would look for lodging.
 
The first night we ended up in Panama City Beach, Florida and were quite dismayed that the place looked like it had been bombed.  This wasn't the beautiful Florida we imagined. Eventually we found the only open hotel which happened to have an indoor pool of all things. It was quite stormy outside. So we settled in and asked the desk clerk why the town was so run down.
 
He explained in an exasperated tone and stared at us as if we had just announced our spaceship from Mars had landed,  that they had just been hit by a hurricane. I guess he thought we were pretty darn clueless ourselves and we resisted the urge to drop our jaws open and drool.....
 
Living in and out of reality for  years, well it has it's moments. Like when I was flying a few weeks ago, and noticed that everyone in front of me at Airport Security were taking off their shoes. I thought WOW, they take this new carpet a little too seriously.....
 
I guess one never realizes how strange one is with one's own idiosyncrasies until one is in the midst of a crowd. As I approached Security, the officer barked at me  "Remove your shoes"  as if scolding a child that had just tracked in mud. I thought, wow, they are really serious about this new carpet... 
 
I slipped off my shoes and wondered if they were going to take them away and toss them in the garbage. They had just grabbed my half drunk water bottle out of my hand and pitched it in the garbage and told me it was FORBIDDEN. I thought, Oh Gawd, was that Cuban Water???  Am I going to get busted for smuggling?
 
The officer barked again "Place your shoes on the Xray conveyor belt."  I thought to myself, has everyone in America gone nuts?  Are they really going to Xray my shoes for traces of dirt that might harm their new carpet? 
 
So I looked down at my shoes, then pushed them close together and grabbed them with my toes, picked them up (with my toes) and placed them neatly on the Xray conveyor belt, praying that no unfavorable mud or dirt would put me in further trouble. I put my foot back down on the precious carpet. I was concerned as it was my only pair of shoes. The only pair that fits since the accident. I was thinking about how in St Thomas they make you march across the hot tarmac to your plane stairway and I wondered if my feet were tough enough for that.  These sandals were custom made to fit my funny feet and I wondered where on earth I would find time to get another pair made before my father's funeral. I was trying to remember if I had packed duct tape. Maybe I could jut put loads of  duct tape on the bottom of my feet and walk across the hot tarmac that way.
 
That's when I noticed that all the security guards had stopped what they were doing and were silently staring at me and staring at my foot that had just placed both shoes on the conveyor belt.
 
Finally the officer barked again "WHY did you do that?"
 
"Um, because you told me to..."
 
"No!  Why did you pick up your shoes with your toes?"
 
"Ohhhhhhhh!  Well I am in therapy see, for my legs and feet, and they told me to pick up as many things as I could with my toes to improve my dexterity."  
 
*****   Yes, my gentle readers, this is true. I guess it's become a mindless habit.  If something is on the floor, and I can pick it up with my toes and move it, then I do. The physical therapist taught me that.....
 
He waved me through the line and my luggage and purse came rolling down the conveyor along with other people's briefcases, luggage and purses. They had dumped my laptop out of my luggage  so I stood there repacking it, while rummaging around my luggage and noticed  I had NOT packed the dang duct tape.  
 
Finally I started sadly walking off, barefoot, thinking that their carpet didn't look that new or that precious and I was miffed they were keeping my shoes and my water. I was carrying  my purse and luggage looking out the floor to ceiling windows at the sweltering heat waves coming across the hot tarmac and wondering how on earth I would make it to that plane.  I had gone about 50 feet, when  the officer yells behind me,  "Ma'am!  You forgot your shoes!  Come back!"
 
I turned around and much to my relief, my shoes were coming down the conveyor belt.  I have never been so happy in all my life. 
 
Cluelessness - There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots.....
 





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- Gorgeous Sunday
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:12:42 EDT
Bright beautiful and sunny here. All traces of storm related weather seem to be gone for now. Himmacane Demon Dean is still packing a powerful punch and all we can do is pray the higher power keeps others out of harm's way at this point.
 
We have another tropical wave east of us to keep an eye on, though nothing indicates it is developing into anything yet.  My crystal ball is predicting another non-hit.
 




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- Wet and Windy
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:43:03 EDT
At 4pm the heavens opened up and the rains and winds have been busy ever since.  We are in for flash flooding, as too much water is being dumped too rapidly.
 
This must be what the kitties were worried about...
 
We have a white out with visibility of less than a half mile!  I hear thunder rumbling in the background. Maybe the politicians will stay home tonight.
 
They have been through our neighborhood screaming at us over bullhorns, to vote for them. Very annoying.




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- Dry Heaves
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:54:10 EDT
Himmacane Demon Dean is meandering south of us, giving us overcast skies and the dry heaves. We get these brisk gusts of wind that burst into action and  actually feel pretty good, but no rain. 
 
It's hard to believe that just south of us is this huge monster.We still have a day's worth of the outer bands going by.
 
Cable TV went out Friday afternoon and I thought, well we won't see that again until next week, but was pleasantly surprised to discover it had come back  on that evening.  Sometimes we have momentary power outages. The street water has been off for a few days, not good because it means you have to use  a water pump to fetch water from the cistern and of course those require electricity.
 
I do have a jumbo wash tub, to fill up with water, if we get another big scare. But then it becomes a mosquito pond if you don't keep it covered with something and it didn't come with a lid.  I actually bought it one day to use on my boat, I was at a marina, rare for me and my boat full of anchors, and I decided to wash all my boat lines in fresh water and soak them in fabric softener.  Let me tell you, that did wonders for my salt encrusted lines. Made them like new again. Once I dumped out the entire cockpit locker, I was able to store the tub and a half ton of boat parts inside it.  It has moved with me now twice, as it's still in one piece. I haven't seen anything like that for sale around here in ages, so I don't dare turn loose of it.
 
It seems half my house is dedicated to storm related gear. From 3 coolers on the verandah, a drawer full of batteries, dozen of candles and globes, a generator, fuel jug,a big  water jug, (which is foolishly empty, considering the circumstances).  I still have my heavy foul weather jacket from boating days. It is 22 years old and still going strong. It now only gets worn during storms as it's kind of warm to wear, since it doesn't breath. Another thing I can't toss out, might need it for a dang named storm.
 
I am ready for hurricane season to end, we've had outr excitement thank you, now move along ,leave us alone, bring us happy days of carefree sunshine.  I feel so sorry for the folks waiting to see if HImmacane Demon Dean plows down on them at 150 miles per hour, particularly as it hits poorer countries who don't build for storms. Flooding is a big problem in the islands, as people have raced to overbuild without using engineers to determine how to properly grade land or cut in roads that don't become river beds during downpours. Ha!  That will be the day...
 
A few weeks ago when I drove over the mountain from Cane Garden Bay going west, that zigzag road with the hairpin curves was like trying to forge a raging river. We had a small downed tree in our yard, but it's not from our property, guess it blew in from somewhere, kind of strange.
 
Kitties are a bit on edge, they are sticking real close to home, chowing down on extra rations, asking for lots of affection and spending time on and  under the bed. I pulled about a dozen cushions off the verandah furniture, and they are a tad miffed, as that is one of their favorite hangouts. I just wonder what they know, that they are still on edge.
 
Even though we've had few effects from Demon Dean, I will breath easier, sleep better, when he has left the area for good.
 




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- Himmacane Demon Dean
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:04:28 EDT
Himmacane Demon Dean is packing  a punch with 150mph winds. I feel terrible for those in his path. 100mph winds are survivable with preparation 150mph, even with loads of preparation, is till going to wreak havoc.  The landscape suffers, people suffer, roofs become jumbo  flying shrapnel. Communities are changed.
Looking at this monster, I feel almost guilty to report that as of 245am, it has been eerily calm here. Winds kick up now and then, but nothing much really. I haven't seen what the South shore of Tortola is doing. I imagine they have sloppy seas. I hear the winds kick up, walk outside and see all is calm and winds have subsided again.
 
Mike in Castries St Lucia took a bunch of pictures. I have uploaded them to a different server, to give our webmaster, Gert,  a break. If you want to see the pictures Click HERE.  Then just click on "view as a guest".  You can choose Slideshow and sit back and view his 28 shots of Castries, St. Lucia.
 
 




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- Himmacane Demon Dean
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:48:53 EDT
Category 4, Demon Dean, finally with a visible eye, though tiny, this storm is HUGE
 
I am on the North shore of Tortola, in the BVI where it is blustery.  The ocean isn't too wild since we are on the lee side of Himmacane Demon Dean.
 
Boats in the BVI have rushed into preparedness. I didn't get out much today, to  see what the rest of the island was doing, but yesterday there was nobody rushing around preparing, that I could see, other than boaters, and I was all over town. Looks like we are just going to get the outer bands, but still just looking at how teeny tiny we are in comparison to a raging monster like this careening around and it's  David and Goliath, gone bad, real bad!
 
My worry is the roads will be impassable  on the South shore, and that takes time to clean up.  On one side yo you have cliffs that get soaked with rain and toss down big boulders onto the highway and on the other side you have a low seawall, and the Sir Francis Drake Channel with a sea spitting over it with garbage and debris being thrown up  on the roads. Sometimes the odd things rides a wave and lands in the road.




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- pirate Dean
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:13:15 EDT
dear miss mermaid,

as a sailing woman i am a bit confused: dean has no eye! why?

wish you and your friends and cats sustainable shelter and hopefully the
right-front quadrant of dean will not hit your paradise.

dwell on thoughts and
the internet...
jutta from berlin
Dear Jutta,
    Dean has an eye. But he is a himmacane and fancies himself terrorizing the Caribbean like a pirate, so he put a patch over his eye. When you invert the satellite picture of Dean, like below, you can see his side profile, complete with black eye patch, his evil grin and his long gnarly hair.
 
Original Satellite picture for you purests...
                                                                    BVI is HERE.
It is blustery here and severly overcast with gusty winds.




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- yikes!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:39:38 EDT
First the cats came running in, looking for hidey holes. They only do this when weather is about to get bad. I happened to be sitting on my bed, studying the laptop, when they all piled in the bed. Then when the winds gusted through, they all climbed under the bed and seem content to stay there.
 
Reminds me of the time a friend of mine went under the bed to retrieve her cat and decided it was comfy under there and cuddled up with the cat and stayed put. The hurricane was raging around her, and the power was out, but her phone started ringing. She could see the cord, so she pulled on it until the phone fell in the floor, and she dragged it under the bed with her and answered it. It was her parents calling from the states to see how she was faring during the storm!  "They kept saying WHAT?  We can't hear you!"  and she is screaming in the phone "I can't talk right now!  There are 150mph winds tearing at my roof!"
 
Dean is now a category THREE hurricane and on his way to number four!
 
I just got a phone call  that it was raining at Nanny Cay. I was invited to come out there and I am thinking, duh, maybe I don't want to leave my cozy home and get STUCK somewhere else...
 
POOF!  We just had a 40mph gust slam into us and t'ings around the verandah and house went flying.
 
So I better get BUSY, even the seas on the North shore are starting to look a tad angry... now if I can find my camera, I could capture a picture, meanwhile, here are some current web cam shots.
 
 
 
Bitter End Yacht Club, as seen from Saba Rock Web Cam
 
Well things have calmed back down, two cats have peeked out from under the bed, one is nervously eating, other one is begging me for affection. 3rd one is sleeping soundly under the bed...
 




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- Cafe Gear for boats?
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:03:54 EDT
I am on the North Shore, in Carrot Bay, winds are still very slight. However, I received this email from the eastern end of Tortola at 1130am:
 
Hi
Just read your latest on stormcarib.
You may have it calm wherever you are on tortola but here at Trellis bay it
has been a steady 20kts gusting 25 all night and all morning!!! A 47ft
Moorings monohull just been pulled off rocks at Bellamy Cay!!!

J.
 
Well, those are what we call Christmas winds!  It's typical in December or January to have 20-25 knot winds. Not surprised a bareboater went aground on the rocks, or under what circumstances. I know folks used to laugh at me cause I always slept with 2 anchors out, even if it was flat calm. Of course, I believe that area is mostly moorings, which are generally well cared for, but can fail. 
 
Since bareboating has become so popular here, we seem to have a grounding or a sinking every week, to keep us entertained.
 
I loved the story recently shared with me, of two bareboaters who arrived in a mooring area, screaming at each other from the helm to the bow. The woman was on the bow and dropped her boat hook, trying to snag a mooring ball while her husband was driving at near full speed towards the mooring ball.  He screamed at her as she dropped the boat hook, and then he dove overboard to retireve the boat hook!  He had left the boat in gear, pushing forward at a good clip and the boat headed straight for the beach and drove itself up on the beach, while hubby swam for the boat hook.  Well, let's just throw out our brains out with the boat hook....  They are so lucky they landed on a soft beach and not hard rocks. But by golly, that didn't have to reimburse the barebaot compnay for a lost boathook. Hubby found it!
 
By the way, Gert, our webmaster who founded StormCarib.com is visiting in the islands!  Last time he visited, we had a hurricane for him. Guess he likes the excitement. Last I heard he was in St Thomas and headed to Tortola in a few days.
 
I must be half asleep, I recommended to one boat owner to use plenty of cafe gear on his dock lines. I of course meant CHAFE gear.
 
Years back, in the dark ages, before spell hecklers were common on email programs, I wrote a hurricane report in a hurry.  I had been at the marina, securing my boat, with multiple lines, then creating chafing gear from flexible plumbing tubes and old towels with copious amounts of duct tape wrapped around them. The line is only as strong as the chafing gear. 
 
Well, some Europeans surprised me by bringing out these heavy chains and locking them to the cleats on their sailboat then running them to the dock and locking them to the cleats on the dock. I saw three boats do this, all with the same crew.  This was a most curious method of securing a boat for a hurricane, so I wrote about it.
 
I was in a hurry, as I think the power had already gone out, and I was anxious to keep my laptop battery use to a minimum.  I wrote the email and sent it off. It wasn't until later, when I went online and discovered I had a pile of hilarious emails, that  I realized I had typed in this major gaffe:
 
I was at the marina today getting my boat ready. I noticed that some of the guys were chaining their boats  to their dicks.  I've never seen this done before...
 
Not sure a spell heckler would have caught that, but a quick reread before emailing that off, might have caught it. On the other hand, I often wrote in a rum squall in those days, so maybe it was just plain dumb fate. It sure created a lot of laughter during a stressful time.  Trying to write a correction proved funnier. Um, those guys were chaining their boats to their DOCKS not their dicks...
 
One email read "I love my boat dearly, but I draw the line at chaining it up to my dick during a storm..."
 
Other emails made reference to why boats are named after women and traditionally referred to as she. 
 
Yet others expressed concern for the men, wondering if they "survived" the ordeal.




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- Live from St Lucia
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:23:43 EDT
Himmacane Dean
 
Himmacane Dean is a category 2 and pounding Martinque and St Lucia.
 
I just heard a live report broadcast from St Lucia, that boats are on the streets, lots of flooding,roofs torn off, building parts scattered every where, a chidren's hospital was damaged and children relocated,   Only 2 shelters opened, and people are being relocated from destroyed homes to these shelters. No power on the island.
 
I just happened to catch this live report, at 913am, sounds a bit scary!
 
Tortola is windless and quiet, a bit overcast.
 
 




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- Quietly Overcast
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 06:41:20 EDT
At 5am, the meteorological service of Antigua, has issued a topical storm warning for the BVI. Is this because our own government is asleep at the wheel?  The BVI Department of Disaster Mgmt Site, doesn't mention a thing about a storm warning yet. They did post an article about Himmacane Dean on the 16th and I just found this posted on the 15th:
 
The public is reminded that once there is a threat to the BVI, the DDM‘s emergency alert systems will be activated.  The alert system is comprised of the Siren System and the National Emergency Broadcast System.  Once the Siren is sounded, persons should tune into ZBVI, ZROD, ZKING, or ZCCR for emergency information from the National Emergency Operations Centre.  In addition, the department’s emergency webpage will also be activated.  Located on the page would be the latest weather advisories, preparedness tips, and situation reports regarding the impact of the storm on the Territory.
 
Now ironically, they have traditionally tested this siren on Fridays and guess what today is... so I guess it won't be a test, it will be for real. I have always been in town when the sirens were tested, I have no idea if they work in my village or not.
 
Furthermore on their page they offer this advice:
 
At this stage in the hurricane season, persons should have already made advance preparations.  Persons should have already updated their disaster supplies kit, yards should be clear of debris, trees overhanging the house should have already been pruned, material to protect homes should have already been procured, prescriptions should have already been filled and any other precaution should have already been taken to ensure each household is armed with the necessary tools to increase their chances of surviving the next hurricane impact.
 
Should have, could have, I haven't seen ANY of this going on around Tortola!  I was in town yesterday, and at first was surprised to see that Sims Home Improvement and the Port Purcell Grocery were both very busy. But it turned out to be just a lunch time rush of shoppers. Very few seemed to be stocking up for hurricanes. Though the grocery store was piling up boxes every where, ready to restock shelves, in case they had a rush.
 
I guess the cat owners stocked up early, because there wasn't much in the cat food department left, but then again, I guess their mega cat pallet had about sold out and the next one hadn't arrived. Some days you go in there and practically get lost amongst the huge piles of cat foods, other times, like yesterday, I was lucky to scrounge up a few cans but no bags of dry kibble for the kitties.   Speaking of the little devils, they can FEEL something is about to happen, they are eating like crazy, bulking up for lean times. They tend to do this before a flood or storm.




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- Eerily Calm
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:03:14 EDT
3am and all is very quiet here. Not a breath of wind.  Just hot and muggy. The tree frogs and cicadas are singing along outside, their noise carried quite clearly across the soundless air.
 
The calm before the storm.
 
It seems to me, unless this thing wobbles far south, we are going to get hit with the outerbands.  Time will tell.
 
 
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- Category ONE
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:35:55 EDT
Public Advisory 13
Himmacane Dean is a category One hurricane with 90mph winds!  Yikes!   Tortola can withstand 100mph winds without losing much. But the power lines don't like that kind of windage and tend to snap.  Ditto for boat yards, where masts and boats don't much care for that much wind, but can survive.   The problem is that as Dean strengthens, the damages increase exponentially.
 
Saffir-Simpson Scale
Category Wind - Knots Wind - MPH Pressure - MB
1  65 -  82  74 -  95 > 980
2  83 -  95  96 - 110 965 - 979
3  96 - 113 111 - 130 945 - 964
4 114 - 135 131 - 155 920 - 944
5 > 135 > 155 < 920
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
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- Its an official Himmacane Now
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:05:23 EDT
Himmacane Dean is SO BIG and we are just a tiny island, we are bound to feel the effects. At sunrise, visibility here was less than 2 miles, but seems to be clearing. From the satellite picture, you can see that Dean would have to wobble further south for us to escape even his outer wrath.
 




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- Muggy
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:50:41 EDT
TS Dean is 500 miles east of Barbados and packing 70 mph winds. He is close to becoming a himmacane. Different models are tracking it far south of us, while another one shows it coming pretty close.
 
The hurricane hunter plane will go investigate, and their reports may change everything.
 
This is so typical of the last storms to come near us, the forecasters had it wrong then too.
 
I think we have to watch and wait (duh!)  but be prepared for the BIG one.  It could sneak up and catch us unaware!
 
At least the local boaters are taking this one seriously, while others fight over where it is going, also typical.
 
I will get ready anyhow, better safe than sorry.
 
I spent one hurricane with my boat all prepped out, but rest of me wasn't, My then boyfriend and I ended up taking refuge ashore in a 2nd story hotel room, that had 2 inches of water in it, the door, like so many on Tortola, did not shut properly and water just blew in the door and windows something fierce.  We plip plopped in the dark and I remember my feet were always cold. We had a blanket, and it seemed absurd, we were on one hand hot and on other hand had cold wet feet. So we are trying to lay down, with a blanket wrapped around out feet and read books by flashlight.
 
We were both naked, that is until I saw the ceiling vibrating as if the roof might blow off, so I jumped up and got dressed, as I explained to my boyfriend, I didn't want to be running around naked when the roof blew and I was sure if it blew off, it would suck our clothes and possessions out with it!  So he got dressed too. We lay there with the flashlight, watching the roof shutter and vibrate. Of course we had no electricity, but the fan was whirling away, making a bad noise, as it didn't like the vibrating roof either. 
    
We got to the store too late, after securing our boats,  and after scrounging around both our boats, only came up with a handful of almonds, some dried up apricots, a cup of rum and a half bottle of wine. That was all we had to eat for three days. Luckily we had flashlights and books to read. 
 
The hotel only gave us one candle (what a joke!) and two towels, and no mop or broom. After the hurricane passed, we did manage to talk them out of a broom to literally sweep the water out of our room, and then mop up the rest.
 
After the hurricane, my boat seemed all safe and sound, until I walked around the  deck, and noticed that the rigging had vibrated so mightily, that a chain plate had lifted away from the deck!  Another lady, took off after the hurricane, she wanted to sail  to Venezuela. Her rig completely fell down in the middle of the Sir Francis Drake channel much to her horror.
 
She limped back into port, pretty terrified. Matter of fact, she never sailed that boat again, just fixed it all up nicely, and sold it. (Nope, that wasn't me!)  I  sold my boat due to my injuries from a bad skiff accident that had me hobbling around with a walker and a busted knee.   Sailboats are no places for walkers!  *tee hee hee*.
 
A funny thing happened in the hotel, I was back and fourth to the bathroom a lot, my stomach was not happy at all, never is during a hurricane. Maybe had something to do with the fact that we had two boats and no insurance. 
 
At some point, I was in the bathroom and my ears were popping badly. So I opened the window a teeny tiny bit, to equalize the pressure. Well the wind rushed in and jammed the bathroom door. I couldn't get out of the bathroom!  I was banging and hollering, by my friend could not hear me!  The roar of the storm around us was deafening and he just couldn't hear me pounding for help.
 
I finally gave up and thought, well, I guess I will spend the rest of the hurricane in HERE. The only problem was this was a compartment bathroom, and I was stuck in the toilet and shower part. It was all very tiny, which meant, there wasn't enough room to lay down!  I could sit on the toilet or sit in the shower floor, but no where to lay down and stretch out.
 
It took about 45 minutes, before he noticed that I had been in the bathroom, an awfully long time and came to check. I was hollering, "Push the door open!  It's stuck!  I can't budge it!"  We had a good laugh over that. Afterwards, whenever I headed for the bathroom, I would say, now look at your watch, if I am not back in 5 minutes..... 
 
Now we have Erin in the Gulf, but no need to report much on it here, as the US is bombarded with news about Erin and it won't affect us anyhow. WHEW!
 
Here at 345am, it is HOT, the air is still and very muggy. It's the calm before the storm...
 
Having typed all that in, the winds just picked up slightly and the heavens have opened up and rains are pouring down!  Whew, I hope this cools us down some. I am already sitting under two fans, and still hot!  I hear a rumble in the distance, not sure if it's an outboard or a distant rain squall marching towards us.
 




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- Dean about to be a himmacane!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:46:33 EDT
Well darn it, I just wrote a nice long report and my email program folded up and ATE it. Grrrrrrrr. 
 
Of course it didn't automatically save it. ARGH!  GRRRRRRR!
 
So, Dean is packing winds of 60 mph, and slowed down movement to 20mph, which is not good, as the slower he gets the more drama as he builds up strength. He seems to be headed right for us and this is not good. You can read the full advisory here.   He is about to become himmacane strength, so it's time to seriously GET READY for the big one folks!
 
I am trying to get organized and off to town to shop, but quite honestly going to town to shop is my least favorite thing.
 
Sure, while I was in the USA, I did make a shopping trip to Walmart, but I had not been in a Walmart in 7 years, so you can imagine, I was a kid in a candy store!  My brother was amused, that my shopping cart was carefully separated into two piles. One for "must haves" and one for "maybes".  I grew tired of shopping and the only luggage I found was small carry on size with wheels, so all the maybes got scrapped and the "must haves"  barely fit in the cheap luggage, including the 16 pounds of dumbbells...
 
I had to check the carry on bag, because I was already traveling with a carryon bag. When I go somewhere, whether it's 3 days or 3 months, I only pack one carryon and no checked luggage. The airlines lose my stuff all the time it seems, so I gave up checking luggage years ago. In this case, since it was shopping, I made an exception and bought luggage to fly home with it checked. It was the LAST bag to come out of the luggage carousel at the airport and I was almost sure they had lost it again!
 
I had plastered my name and phone number  inside and out, in hopes it might find me one day. Of course I did that to all the lost luggage too, and it never seemed to help.
 
On the way home, I met a woman who was returning to St Thomas from a vacation with her family who lived elsewhere. She said  she had to cut her trip short and come home, because she was "Seriously rum deficient..."
 
Well, I have tested my cellular Internet connection and laptop batteries, so I might be able to get some reports out to you during the storm, as long as the cell tower stays UP and running!  I have no hopes for the power company, they will cut us off early and it will be maddening as they won't tell us WHEN they are shutting us down!  YUCK.
 
When in doubt, SHOP!  I have picked out some emergency preparedness stuff for you to peruse...




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- da current is testing us!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:33:32 EDT
8pm and da current done mash up and we do not have a breath of wind anywhere. Here we are just days from a potential hurricane, and POOF, they pulled the plug on us!
 
So, I am testing my Internet connection and laptop battery and so on, to see if I can communicate on battery only. So far, it is working, but only as long as the cell tower is standing!
 
Perhaps the government wants to subtly remind us to get READY for a storm.  Pulling the plug on the power makes one wish for batteries, lights, candles and so on.  I did buy extra propane for the stove, and I need to use up my old gasoline and get fresh stuff for the generator. I do have a drawer full of batteries, not sure they fit anything I own, but they could prove entertaining during a storm.
 
Fortunately, I am blessed with numerous globed candles. A friend of mine, not from here, once remarked after seeing 5-6 dozen candles in globes strewn about my home, thought me a hopeless romantic.  You've seen the type on TV, they light 150 candles to take one tub bath, complete with crystal champagne glasses and bubble suds three feet deep.   When I explained that it was much nicer during the power outages to have lots of candles, for the kitchen, bathroom, living room, verandah and so on, so that once could navigate around one's home without tripping, breaking, falling and so on, it took the glazed over romance out of her eyes, and I should have just let her think I routinely lit up 60 candles everytime I bathed or entertained a lover...
 
I guess my answer wasn't that romantic. But I must admit, my dining table is often covered with candles, and I do often light them for dinners when I am cooking and having friends over. The candles impart a cozy friendly feel. Also, the practical side of me owns a stack of citronella candles, which ward of mosquitos, something else we are occasionally plagued with if we have had rains and the winds have died, the mosquitos go hunting. So while the citronella seems slightly aromatic, it's actually quite functional. So much for the romantic in me!
 
I do have my romantic streak though, just that it's more than just candles....*tee hee hee*.
 
Dean is already packing 40mph winds and is headed for the Lesser Antilles, according to the forecasters. Well that let's them off easy, especially when you see what and where the Lesser Antilles are!
 
The main Lesser Antilles are (from north to south to west):
 
Leeward Islands:
 
U.S. Virgin Islands: St. Thomas, St. John, St. Croix
British Virgin Islands: Tortola, Virgin Gorda, Anegada, Jost Van Dyke
Anguilla (UK)
Saint Martin/Sint Maarten (France/Neth. Antilles)
Saint-Barthélemy (Fr.)
Saba (Neth.)
Sint Eustatius (Neth.)
Saint Kitts
Nevis
Barbuda
Antigua
Redonda
Montserrat (UK)
Guadeloupe (Fr.)
La Désirade (Fr.)
Les Saintes (Fr.)
Marie-Galante (Fr.)
Dominica

Windward Islands:
 
Martinique (Fr.)
Saint Lucia
Barbados
Saint Vincent
Grenadines
Grenada
Trinidad and Tobago

Leeward Antilles – islands north of the Venezuelan coast (from west to east):
 
Aruba (Neth.)
Curaçao (Neth.)
Bonaire (Neth.)
Venezuelan archipelago
The current is till off after 30minutes, so I am going to test run the generator now!
 
 




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- Tropical Storm Dean
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:55:22 EDT
It's Official!  TD # 4 has become Tropical Storm Dean and it's the buzz word, though folks on Tortola seem indifferent at this stage.  As for me, I realize I need to start a list including generator gas, emergency canned goods, emergency litter box in case things really get dreadful.  My kitties like to think they are big boys and well beyond the litter box stage, but when we first moved to this house last January, they began living under the bed all day, wanting nothing to do with their new surroundings.  They would occasionally creep out to eat food and found the temporary litter box a welcome relief.
 
Of course by the end of the first week, they were romping around the garden, with that why-didn't-you-tell-us-this-was-so-nice attitude and the litter box was thankfully retired.
 
Let's hope that Dean doesn't become a himmacane, but heck, somebody has be a himmacane this year...
 
The forecasters have already put out their proposed plots. This plot shows we could receive unfavorable weather all day Saturday. Since this storm is big, no matter where it goes, we are likely to feel the effects of it.  There is something amuck with the automatic mailing system that notifies me of upcoming depressions and storms, I have received 5 notices of the 5am report!  Yikes. No wonder the numbers in mail box look so scary, if I am going to get 5 duplicates on all reports.....   Just goes to show, life ain't perfect anywhere...
 
This morning we were treated to a typical Caribbean short shower of 5 minutes of earnest rains. When I walked out later to check on the sunrise, the horizon was surprisingly clear, as if no trace of the Sahara dust was left. Quite frankly I am fed up with the Sahara dust and because much of it is caused by SUV's traversing the desert, it intensifies my dislike for those gas guzzlers.
 
Yesterday, it was still pretty thick and at one point, me, my cats and my guest were all sneezing at once. We have some dark clouds rolling in from the East, and we need more winds, to cool us off. Of course this is August and while I've only swam once since returning home, I am going to change that to daily swims...
 
Is there anyone on Tortola who wants to rescue two very young black and white gorgeous cats?  They are either mother and child or two from a litter and one is a real small runt. They are trying to take up residence here and my cats and I have decided that we are NOT going to be the cat house.  I hate to box them up for the humane society, as they will have slim chances of finding a loving home before meeting their fate.
 
I have no idea how they ended up at my place. I suspect some evil person dumped them off here, figuring if I had a few cats, I wouldn't mind a house full...  Well, sorry, I am at my cat limit. I just don't have the funds to invest in shots, neutering, toys, treats, food stuff and so on. My three keep me plenty broke as they seem to eat a mountain of food for the sheer pleasure of staying out all night to burn it all off again.
 
When I clean up, whatever cat toys are scattered around are stacked up on a low shelf. Sometimes they sit there for weeks, untouched. However, while the cat-sitter was here last week and I was gone to the USA, my cats decided to drag all their toys off the shelf and park them by the bed of the cat sitter as little gifts. Too cute. He was lucky they didn't park half eaten mice by the bed...
 
I am still exhausted from my travels, I think I picked up some bug on the way home, as everything disagrees with me. Of course, it doesn't help matters that I've had so little sleep the past two weeks and I feel like I aged another 100 years, but such is life when tragedy strikes.
 
Kitties initially ignored me, like "oh it's you, never mind..." but 24 hours later, they were practically fighting over the favored corner of the bed and begging to be petted, brushed, cuddled and generally fussed over.
 
It's good to be home again, even if we are about to do battle with a himmacane.
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- TD 4
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:54:42 EDT
It's official, we now have Tropical Depression # 4, who could become the future himmacane Dean.  Time sto start preparing, at least stocking up on what you might need for a hurricane, power outages and so on. If you get ready now, then nothing will happen!
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
Dear Miss Mermaid

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- You Packed WHAT???
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 04:52:01 EDT
Yikes!  Big  tropical wave headed towards our pinhead islands. This may not be good folks. Time to batten down the hatches, find safe anchorage, put out six anchors and loads of chafe gear then move ashore to a sturdy concrete building with hurricane shutters and prepare to hunker down.  It will be good practice...
 
Could this be the next himmacane Dean?  We hope not!  But mother nature may have other designs for us, while we were planning something else...
 
I miss owning a boat, the frightfulness of being uninsured, and the cackles and laughter as I used to head off for a hurricane hole at the least little scare to protect my beloved uninsured home afloat. Amazing, me and my little sailboat weathered many hurricanes and always survived.  I never once stayed on board during a storm, cause Daddy didn't raise me to be a fool...  But by taking refuge early before storms, I had plenty of time to prepare my beloved sailboat. Sure there were times, I was all ready to accept the big blow, only to have it veer off course and miss me, but I never regretted being ready.  Nothing worse than waiting until the last minute and discovering all the good spots for protection are long gone.
 
So if you are on a boat and running for shelter now, I don't blame you one bit, better safe than sorry, and your insurance company (if you are lucky enough to have one) will thank you dearly.
At 420am on Tortola, the wind is still, air is a bit muggy and I have my electric wind running to sleep by. Yep, even mermaids sometimes get hot.
 
On a funny strange note, I decided to shop at the last minute in the USA.  I had not been there in many years, and I was visiting an area that offered  economical shopping at huge stores, almost as big as my little village here. For several years now, I have scoured Tortola for lifting weights, also known as barbells or dumbbells. Everyone would suggest I join the gym,  but gyms here don't allow mermaids to join, (leaves the equipment too slippery, they would say...)   Besides, all I wanted was some dumbbells for weight lifting and get my arms back in shape and strong again for ocean crossings and what have you.
 
I was looking for two five pound dumbbells and of course the store had 3 pound and 8 pound and were out of 5 pound, so I decided to get super strong and buy a pair of the 8 pounders, which translates into 16 pounds total or about 7.25 kilos. I bought one of those small upright luggage things, that has built in wheels and shoved the 16 pounds of dumbbells in the very bottom then crammed the rest of the luggage space with esoteric shopping.
 
This made the bag so bottom heavy, that when you laid the luggage down flat, it would immediately spring to life, upright! 
 
My ride for the airport showed up, and the kind driver decided to try to lift my luggage up for me. He chose the heavy bag first and groaned mightily, asking me if I was packing river rocks...  I said no, just some barbells. He laughed as if I had made a silly joke.
 
At the airline check-in, I dragged my luggage across the carpet, leaving deep dents, as the wheels strained to carry the load. I placed the heavy small bag for checked luggage and the airline handler picked it up and groaned, how can such a small bag be so heavy?  Well, it's the dumbbells I am carrying, I explained to the handler. She laughed hysterically as if I had made the funniest joke.
 
In St Thomas, I was struggling to grab my bag before the carousel took it back to never-never land, and a gentlemen stepped forward to help. My God, he said, do you travel with your money in gold brick?  No, just bringing home a set of barbells. He laughed himself silly and looked at me as if I was drunk.
 
As the taxi loaded us up, and I cautioned him that this tiny bag was a tad heavy and he strained and groaned and finally thumped the offending bag on top of the other luggage and asked me if I was smuggling concrete blocks.  Nope, just some dumbbells is all. He laughed at me and said I was cute.
 
Having missed the ferry, due to the lateness of our flight, (we were of course an hour late)  I managed to hitch hike on a private boat to the BVI. As the captain asked me to pass over my bag, I cautioned him it was heavy and he nearly dropped it on his foot at it changed hands. My God Lady, he exclaimed, is this thing legal?  I explained I had some dumbbells in the bag and he laughed long and loudly as he carefully stowed the offending bag.
 
At customs, I was asked if I had anything to declare and I announced I had dumbbells in my bag. This was met with a puzzled look, a roll of the eyes and a perturbed waving of the hand, to move along, the officer had better things to do than to try to figure up duty on dumbbells for some silly mermaid.
 
I called around for a ride home as by now I was several hours late. My friend showed up, and I said, watch out that bag is heavy, it has dumbbells in it...  Yeah, right, my friend sneered as he strained to lift the heavy bag.
 
At home, my roommate, groaned and asked what on earth was in my bag and I announced for the 34th time, a pair of weights! 
 
I went in my room, unpacked and came back out hefting my eight pound weights in each arm and showing off my purple dumbbells.
 
He looked at me with big round eyes, My goodness!  You were serious about those dumbbells???




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- Dear Miss Mermaid has Arrived!
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 12 Aug 2007 17:45:47 EDT
Here it is an hour from dark thirty, and I am home at last, safe and sound.  Kitties are glad the huntress has returned  but amazed at my dismal offerings, as in one toy with a tail you pull that makes it wiggle and vibrate.
 
Went to Carrot Bay Carnival last night and had some sumptuous local food and  beverage offerings including the best Johnny Cakes, hot out of the pan. The bands were incredibly loud and my companion said his liver was vibrating...
 
The music stage this year was facing west instead of south, so I was able to stroll back home and hear the bands on my verandah, a half mile away, as if I was in the front row.  The kitties were treated to BBQ chicken bits and bones, which they aged for few hours outside, and then consumed as if aging, produced a better taste.  Around 1230 it became deathly quiet and I thought WOW carnival done close up early...  but no, I guess the band was late, cause about 130 music came back, at full volume, rattling windows and vibrating my bed as I drifted back to sleep. Woke up at 330 and the band played on...
 
By 430 all was quiet.  At 11am, I drove through the village on my way to Village Cay to hear the Last Virgin Sing and devour the eclectic buffet served there on Sundays. The village of Carrot Bay was incredibly quiet, I guess all were sleeping by now.
 
While at our table by the pool at Village Cay, a dog came up and parked himself underneath, quite content to join us. His owner, was dismayed, and wanted him to park elsewhere, but the dog wasn't moving, and we assured the owner that the dog could stay with us, he obviously recognized good pet folks when he sniffed them...
 
For those inquiring minds, I had to make an emergency trip to the United States of America and before all was said and done, attend a tear jerking funeral laying my beloved father to rest.  It has been one of the toughest weeks in my life, and I am still in  a state of shock. 
 
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- Miss Mermaid swimming back to BVI soon
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:52:29 EDT
OK, it's my turn to write the weather reports for Dear Miss Mermaid. She is swimming back on island this weekend, and hope she is pleased with our hard work in her absense.
 
The weather looks to be wet and windy with scattered patches of sunshine today.
 
Well, with the Mermaid coming back, I guess we better straighten up around here. Besides all the glitter, sequins, feathers, boas, and costume parts scattered about, we  have a pile of picked clean  fish bones in the kitchen, a dead rat on the welcome mat, a mouse head curing on the verandah (another trophy of mine!)  and the party we had at the bar included a few lizard parts left behind under the bar stools (but the fresh raw lizard hor d'oeurves were sumptuous!)
 
We've been carousing at carnival all week and look forward to the Carrot Bay festival this weekend, with our Mermaid!
 
I haven't had time to write much any sooner, as I have a JOB, a security position guarding fresh caught fish, stored in the cooler. Like our security guard union contract reads, I spend much of my time on the job, sleeping.....  Soooooooo, it's back to work for me!
 




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- Fluffy White Fur Ball
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 7 Aug 2007 08:48:07 EDT
Hack!  Cough!  It looks like a big fluffy white fur ball is being hurled south of us.  Ugh. Scattered showers are expected today.  Guess that means I will be napping indoors.
Dear Miss Mermaid has not swam back home yet. She left instructions for us cats to take turns writing the reports.  So today it's my turn, and I've managed to squeeze this exhausting chore in between my 17 naps per day.  
If you have any questions, just GO SHOPPING  (cause there's a limit to how much work I can do between napping.)




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- Meow Report
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 6 Aug 2007 12:29:36 EDT
Some big waves are headed to Tortola and it's probably going to get pretty wet and windy for a few days. Dear Miss Mermaid has swam 1800 miles away for some sort of mermaid emergency,  and left us cats to write her reports. Since I am the alpha cat, I am writing the first report.
 
My paws are way to big for this computer  t'ing, so ignore my typos...
 
I've already had showers dumped on me, and Dear Miss Mermaid isn't around to dry me off, so that's OK, I just rolled all over her bed and pillows, and dried my fur that way. I think I will laze around the couch now and see if I can get those little remote buttons to bring up those tiger shows on the moving picture box for me.
 
Now that  I'm left all alone with this puter, (usually Dear Miss Mermaid shoos us away)  we've found some great cat toys and cat furniture, now if we can just find her credit card, we can furnish this place properly, won't that make Dear Miss Mermaid happy when she comes home!
All I can say is LOOK at this mess coming our way. I gotta go hunt down some fowl and mice and stock up for this!
The BVI is just east of the large island of Puerto Rico.
 
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- the carnival still here, mon
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 08:09:58 EDT
Two tropical waves are bearing down on us, we may be in for some sloshy weather soon. I am fleeing the islands for a few days to lay a beloved family member to final rest, so you're on your own for a few days and my reports, if any, will be long distance.
 
Kitty continues to stay out all night living it up at Carnival... He came home with mere remnants of his costume still upon him.  He wants to enter the parade, but has complained they don't offer enough, stop-and-lick fur breaks...




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- Carnival Kitty
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 20:31:39 EDT
We had drizzly rains this morning. It's dark thirty now and I realize oh my, I forgot to write my weather report!  I have been distracted by family issues. They want their mermaid back!  I may have to swim far and wide to go see them.
 
So far the storms are sidestepping us and that is good.
 
On the flip side, my cat stayed out at Carnival all night and came home pretty hung over this morning.




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- A Day in the Life...
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2007 08:13:18 EDT
It's 543am.  A lone rooster crows. The ocean gently slaps the beach with small mini wave curls, suitable for a leprechaun size surfer.  The street lights of Jost Van Dyke are still  brightly lit in the distance, wasting power for no reason. The wind is more of a gentle rustle with the palm fronds silently swaying.
 
I make a cup of strong coffee, then dilute it with a large amount of milk.  Two cats show up for breakfast. One cat is absent, probably lost in the tangle of jungle growth out back. I open a small can and hold back on some, so the 3rd cat will have his, when he appears. I don't wish to disturb the serenity of the morning by calling him. The two cats rapidly eat their treats, then  lick their bowl clean and scamper off to begin their morning play. 
 
I unplug all my laptop cords, and remove my computer from the inside desk and relocate to the verandah with a cup of coffee. This is heaven on earth I think, or else I have died and no one thought to tell me. I am still quite sleepy, but how could I miss out on such a glorious peaceful morning, when all is quiet, save for that lone rooster.  He doesn't crow in earnest, but rather like it is his job to crow, so he is lazily making a subdued effort.
 
I see two pedestrians walk separately down the waterfront road, not a car has passed, and this has kept it blissfully quiet.
 
At 606am, I hear a large truck rumble to life and go through 5 gears rapidly and drive off in the distance. At 607am the first car zips down the road.  One cat returns from his morning foray, and settles down to nap in a chair across from me. He uses the arm rest as a chin prop as he gazes out to sea.  His eyes slowly close. I notice that the six candles on the table have been fair play for a busy spider who has wove an intricate web.
 
The island is in transition this week. Many residents have packed and left for lengthy vacations elsewhere, others to their original roots to visit family. On the flip side, overseas belongers, have flocked back to the islands for carnival and family reunions.  Some businesses have closed up for a month or two, to allow their staff to take their breaks and perhaps before reopening, some will spend a little on paint and repairs. Others won't, preferring a pealed weathered look for the winter season. Some will remain open, except for the 3 festival days, next week, which are earmarked as Public Holidays. This means vital services like banking will be closed for 5 days in a row.
 
At 617am the 2nd car whizzes by in the opposite direction. I note that it is the identical car that first passed at 606am.  It is shortly followed by a second car and I realize the island is waking up and disturbing my peace, but there is nothing I can do.
 
I read about the collapse of a bridge with bumper to bumper traffic in the Twin Cities of America. It saddens me that some were killed and their last moments on earth were being stuck in crush hour traffic.
 
At 620am, a 3rd car races past.  No traffic grid lock in this tiny seaside village. At least not this week. Next week, when carnival relocates to our neighborhood for 2 and half days, we will have temporary traffic jams.
 
623am and the 4th car zips down the road, with a 5th one not far behind.
 
Our tiny bridge is still out and I hope they fix the mess before festival comes to our quaint bay. The detour is one lane at best, and has deteriorated rapidly over the weeks, to dirt ruts with axle jarring pot holes.
 
At 625 traffic begins in earnest with the arrival and rapid departure of the 5th, 6th, and 7th cars. Half have been work trucks, as the smart tradesmen start their day early before the heat sets in.
 
I remember once chastising a house painter  for being late. I was in charge of renovations at a beach home. I was up and caffeine loaded by 530am when the gardener arrived, followed by the plumber and electrician at 6 and 630am. The maid came in at 700am as she knew there would be much to clean up, after the workers' ministrations. Around 10am, we all took breaks and sat around sipping cold juice and eating Johnny cakes with thick slabs of cheddar cheese.
 
The beery eyed painter arrived about 1015am, clearly suffering from a bad hangover and sits down, opens up a brown bag and begins eating a snack. He made a remark about how civilized we were to eat our breakfast before beginning work.  This was met with cold silent stares. I had great fun with him, explaining that we had already put in a half days' hard work by now, and were having our mid day meal, before wrapping up the other half of our day. I reminded him that I had asked him to start early.
 
The other works shuffled off and back to work. The painter continued with his breakfast, yacking about nothing in particular, oblivious to the work commencing around him.
 
When he finished his breakfast, I looked at the clock and said if he was lucky, he could get in about 3 and a half hours of work before we knocked off for the day. He looked a bit dismayed. He told me he charged by the day. I told him we paid by the hour.
 
The rest of the week he struggled to come in early each morning, but I could tell it was cutting into his evening party time and he yawned pitifully throughout the morning, painting neatly but incredibly slowly.
 
Those were hard hot days of work, but by 2pm each day, I was rewarded by walking to the beach and floating around the crystal clear waters of the Caribbean sea, well satisfied that I had already put in a full days' work.  I wondered  how much of the ocean is made up of sweat, or is that why it is so salty?  Afterwards, I would return to the house alone, shower off the sand with a cold garden hose, make phone calls, scribble out work lists, write up shopping lists and straighten up the place.  Sometimes I took dozens of pictures to email the owners, to show them work was progressing nicely. 
 
If I got my second wind, then I would work on propagating plants. These would be nurtured in pots and loved dearly, to be eventually transplanted to the garden.
 
654am and I hear my neighbors are up, because their not so quiet water pump is kicking in loudly.  More cars speed past. The island is waking up and getting ready for the day. 
 
Look at this stormy weather passing south of us. A plane will be sent to investigate this later on today.
 
Tropical Storm Chantal had her final weather report issued at 11pm Tuesday.  Eric is in the Pacific, not the Caribbean (in case you've heard rumors.)
 
Our next named storm will be Dean, followed by Erin and Felix.
 
At 710am, the skies are still grayish blue as the remnants of the wave beneath us travel across our cerulean  skies. Winds have picked up in earnest, sailing should be fun today.
 
At 720am, we are dripped upon briefly as if God almighty has dribbled a bit of sweat down upon us.
 
750am, winds are becoming steady and clouds are passing rapidly, giving way to  pastel baby boy blue skies.
 
800am, I've decided to relocate my office to the verandah for the day.  The candles can be my paper weights as I progress.
 
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- Ramdom Acts
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007 22:38:19 EDT
Well here it is dark thirty and that concludes another glorious day in these beautiful islands.  We've got two more tropical waves marching our way that are worth watching.
 
A third  is southeast of us and could become a depression, it appears much of the wet stuff associated with it is south of us, so we may not get much rain.
 
Yesterday I went to town with 7 cents in my wallet and a bank ATM card. A few stores still do not take credit cards, and I wanted to shop at two of them. Well, the first bank machine was having a hardware problem.  The second machine was having a communications problem.  The third machine had a hand scrawled note taped on it "machine done mashed up".  I wonder if the bank put that up or if some hapless customer was stressed enough to write that out.
By now, I was getting worried, 7 cents doesn't buy anything in town these days.
 
I arrived at the 4th machine, which had a long line and discussed with the other customers that this was the 4th machine I had visited in the last 45 minutes and still had no cash. I was pleased the line was moving so rapidly, until my turn came around. The machine was temporarily out of order.
 
     Sigh...
 
     I gritted my teeth.    
 
     I took a deep breath.
 
I looked towards the heavens for an answer that wasn't forthcoming.
 
I forced myself to smile.  (Smiling is a great way to reduce stress!)
 
I headed for a 5th machine. It too had a long line and I could see the lady up front  rapidly pushing buttons but getting no cash. By now, I was wondering what kind of conspiracy this was. Five machines and still no cash!
 
I don't dare go inside the bank, I know that would make sense, but I just didn't have 2-3 hours to spare to wait for a live teller. I had the ladies meeting to attend to and that was far more important than banking...  But stil, I wanted some cash.
 
Finally my turn came around amid I noted about two dozen people in line behind me, which is unusual, but apparently many like me, had gone from machine to machine, looking for cash.
 
When my transaction was complete, the screen read to punch the YES button for another transaction or pushthe NO button  if I was finished. I push the button for another transaction, I wanted to check my balance, as I seem to have misplaced a paycheck. Now THAT is not like me at all!  I thought perhaps maybe I had already deposited it and merely forgot. But the screen did nothing. So I pushed the button again and still nothing. So next I push the No I-am-done button and  suddenly the screen insists I choose between taking out more money or checking my balance.
 
So I tried to check my balance and it wouldn't give me an answer, said this info was not available at this time. *sigh*.  
 
I pushed the I-am-done (NO) button, but it kept repeating for me to choose an option!  Now I was worried, as the next person could walk up and start drawing money out of my account. I hit cancel and stop and tried to get the machine to complete my transaction but it kept reminding me to choose an option and apparently, telling the machine I-am-done-now, was NOT an option! 
 
Finally I pushed an anonymous button, one that had nothing to say. Well, WHEW, that finally concluded my transaction.  The crowd behind me groaned. Now I knew why everyone stood there banging on buttons and seeminlgy doing nothing but holding up the line.
 
Now I was holding up the line to critical eyes behind me.
 
I pulled a post-it note out of my purse and wrote this and stuck it next to the offending buttons.
 
                Buttons done mash up!
            YES button does nothing
            NO button is  the YES button
            Nothing button is  the NO button
 
And that was it, for my public service of the day...  you know the kind, do a random act of kindness. 
 
I hope that speeded the line up somewhat.  With cash in hand,  I went to my ladies meeting, for a cold drink and a delicious lunch with ecclectic companions. 




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- TROPICAL STORM CHANTAL
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:07:47 EDT
TROPICAL DEPRESSION THREE has been changed to TROPICAL STORM CHANTAL and headed for New England.
 
Warm and Sunny Regards,
Dear Miss Mermaid

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- Tropical Depression # 3
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:58:30 EDT
The tropical wave dumped some rains on us, not much, but enough to keep us lean and green. The banana trees are happy again. The sky looks like an explosion of cotton balls, or a big fluffy comforter ready for snuggling.
 
Tropical depression #3 is north of Bermuda and headed for New England. We have the Sahara dust here, preventing our seas from warming, so not much threat for a storm yet.
 
However, there is another wave 700 miles east of the southern windwards,  that may dump some of that wet stuff on us at some point and another right behind him.  So we have lots to look at over the next week or so.
 
Guess it's time to seriously prepare for a hurricane, then we won't have one at al!
 
If you are in Tortola, get your business done by Thursday, Friday will be a zoo and Monday through Wednesday of next week are all Public Holidays, so we can party with Carnival and get paid for it!  You got a love this place...
 
Then Friday, a week from now, I'll see you at the Donkey Races!  If all goes well, I will try to race again and not bust up anything, but first I've got to track down Merman the Mermaid's Donkey, he took off after some filly and hasn't been seen much lately, I just hope he loses some weight with his gallivanting around and is lean and hungry for the races.
 

 
 




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- Tropical Wave, Soon Come
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:20:27 EDT
The tropical wave is slow coming, we had some scattered light rains last night, during the full moon, but nothing dramatic. The forecasters think the wave will hit tonight and weather conditions will deteriorate.
 
If you are looking for some fun on Sundays, try the Tamarind Club and their excellent brunch menu offerings. The food is superb with excellent service.  Unfortunately, next Sunday is their last Brunch until they re-open in the fall.  Use of the pool is included with the brunch and even has underwater bar stools, so you can swim up to the bar, and have a few drinks without leaving the pool.
 
Their garden is spectacular with brilliant flowers blooming across the eclectic landscaping. The Sunday  crowd included families, kids, babies and dogs. One dog carefully guarded a newborn baby and kept a watchful eye whenever anyone approached the baby, even though, this wasn't his baby nor his family,he made himself the self appointed baby guardian. It was too cute.
 
Later in the evening, I made my was to the Trellis Bay Fool Moon Party to another tasty delightful meal that included curry goat, stewed pork, BBQ ribs, jerk chicken, fried king fish, peas and rice, mac and cheese, potato salad, coleslaw and green salad. The spices in the meats were heavenly.
 
A band with 3 percussionists and two steel pan players, came on as act#2 with a rendition of Celebration and they were quite talented and pleasant on the ears. I had to leave early, but a crowd was strolling the beach, dining on the food, ordering drinks and watching the fireballs.
 




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- 7pm and all is calm
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 20:24:33 EDT
Another lazy hazy day in paradise. It started out with choppy sloppy seas and breezy winds but by 7pm, it is practically windless and the seas have flattened out, the calm  before the storm. 
 
A tropical wave should hit here tomorrow on Monday, (depending on whose forecast you put your money in) followed by 2 more over the next week to 10 days or so. They are all lined up to hit us, it seems, at 55, 38 and 20 West (we are at 64 West) and they are all along 18-20 North (we are at latitude 18).
 
With so many party options going on this weekend, it's hard to stay home, when half the island is out and about. It's also a major vacation time in the islands, when numerous residents seek refuge elsewhere for 2-4-6-8 weeks at a time. Over half our population is from somewhere else, so many go to family reunions.  Yep, we take looooooooooong vacations here. Even our labor law stipulates that we are entitled to 13 public holidays and 12 vacation days minimum per year (or one per month for each month worked). So that's 25 days minimum, we don't work (if you call what we do, working...)
 
On the flip side, because Carnival is considered a major homecoming time, many  off island BVI belongers will flock to the islands to see their families and party, so we mainly have a population exchange for the next few weeks, as full ferries and planes depart and equally full ferries and planes arrive.
 
For those of you off island trying to do business down here or plan a vacation, please note that THREE of our Public Holidays are next week, Monday-Wednesday, August 6-7-8. Many businesses will actually close longer than this. Yep, we have public holidays solely for partying!  You gotta love a country that gives you all that. Maybe working isn't our primary focus here, but we try...
 
This is an election year, so many belongers fly home for FREE, thanks to their local politicians, so they can vote. Now that is a bit crazy, that folks that live here (I been here only 20 years and can NOT vote)  yet someone who is a belonger and never lived here, can fly over and vote!  Go figure, makes you wonder why we end up with such a bizarre government. Yes, I know belongers, who have never lived here, but because they were born overseas and had a parent or relative born here, were able to gain belonger status and still not live here. Many belongers grow up and move elsewhere, to see more of the world, yet are allowed to return in election years, vote and leave again.
 
Then there is the huge work force, of which about 70-80% are the work permit people, who work and live here, and we are never allowed to vote unless we can become belongers and we might as well strive to be greater than Houdini himself, if we want that.
 
These types of spectacular sunsets will fade away when the Sahara Dust stops blowing over.
 
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- 1,000 Words
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:19:14 EDT
 
 
 
 




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- Busy Party Time
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:58:35 EDT
We have only small scattered clouds and pastel blue skies.   Even the radar screen looks nice and clean.   Currently we have very little Sahara dust, but the forecasters say we are in for some haze later on today.l
 
The doom and gloom folks have predicted the worst is yet to come. Read the complete article here.
 
This weekend is a busy one what with BVI Festival Village opening on Friday night, the Car Show Saturday during the day and the Calypso Show on Saturday night, plus  Jolly Roger's drink the bar dry party out West, Bombas Fool Moon Party on Sunday. WOW.  And with the carnival in town, don't expect to get much done the next few weeks, in the name of business, cause folks are either in the carnival, at the carnival, working the carnival, sponsoring the carnival or recovering from the carnival.
 
Sunrising
 
As for me, I am happy as a clam!  I was trying to go out the other day, grabbed my purse and it felt really heavy. I thought, sheesh, I must be getting really old, really quickly,  if picking up my purse is a pain...So I stopped what I was doing, and dumped the entire contents of my purse on the bar. The usual junk tumbled out, that I put back in, such as wallet, glasses, keys, camera, cell phone,  but there in the pile of wadded up business receipts, amid lipstick, glitter, meds, lighter, camera, comb, credit cards, a car part,  business cards, bits of change and lots of anonymous debris, was a big ROCK.
 
No wonder my purse was so heavy!  Rocks occasionally fascinate me, thanks to my brother who is into geology.  So when I see a truly interesting rock, well in my pocket or purse it goes. Apparently, I had found this incredible rock, and Lord knows how long it had been bouncing around in my purse.  Amazing how light a purse is when you remove the rocks...  Some folks say I have rocks for brains...
 
 
14K Handcarved Conch Shell Cameo Ring
 
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- Pretty Pastels
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:14:21 EDT
Gorgeous weather, we had some strong gusts this morning but now it is almost windless. We continue to have spectacular sunsets most evenings.




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- Simply Gorgeous
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:18:19 EDT
Another great day in paradise!  North shore kicking up some small waves.  Been a bit hectic here.  Saw the half moon rise up this afternoon, quite a pretty site.  On my way out to Cane Garden Bay to hear Quito play. 




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- Gossip
  • From: DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:02:08 EDT
 I overheard a great conversation clip yesterday:
 
"NO!  It's not a lie!  It's gossip I heard!
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Well WHERE Is that tropical wave that is supposed to hit us? Was that gossip too?  Last night at 10pm, we were struck with gusty winds, and a sudden downpour of ferocious rains. At 10:03pm, it was all over.  A whole 3 minutes of squally weather.
 
I was up in the middle of the night, checking weather, howling at the stars, and all was quiet until 5am. For the past 3 mornings, we have had a rooster crow at 5am.
 
Just one crow. 
 
Just one rooster.
 
This is such a far cry from my days in Sopers Hole, where you hear hundreds of roosters crowing day and night, in chorus and solo, and all of them have different watches and almost guarantee that 20 minutes of silence will never pass.
 
Since I moved to the North shore, I've not heard ANY roosters.  So I am perplexed that recently a solo rooster who has announced 5am for 3 days in a row has arrived on the scene. Of course carnival is around the corner, so his days are probably numbered.
 
Have you ever noticed that at Carnival Week there doesn't seem to be a live chicken or goat,  left anywhere on the island?  Maybe just mere coincidence.
 
I haven't seen my donkey lately.  The cats miss him and want him back. Gave them somebody to fuss over besides me.  Heck, I've got to get them a dog, they have taken over dog duties, I guess out of sheer cat boredom.  They race out to my car to meet me when I come home, if I (or anybody) is leaving my place, they dutifully escort them to their car or to the road (if they are walking). They wave their tails when they are happy, (but are too lazy to chase cars.)  But when I drive off, they give me this pitiful look, as if I may never return.  Sometimes they sit on or in the car when it is parked. They use the windshield as a cat slide and I drive off with slippery cat paw prints on the windshield.  Sometimes they decorate the hood with muddy paw prints, as if to announce to the world "this mermaid is TAKEN". 
 
So we have more tropical waves headed our way, very little cloud cover today, looks like we may make it through the coming weeks of carnival with just a few short rainy showers.  Though I remember one year when it rained so hard and so fast at the height of opening night, that we were slip sliding and swimming between booths for cover.
 
Airlines are offering some real attractive rates to the islands these days if you are homesick for some Caribbean charm, many hotels and villas have reduced summer rates.  We are surprisingly cooler than much of the USA.  Though I received an email from friends visiting the UK and they complained they were c-c-c-cold and having to borrow sweaters and socks to keep warm. 
 
I remember one summer I took a trip to the mountains on the border of North and South Carolina, hundreds of miles inland. However, remnants of hurricane Danny (I think that was the named evil doer)  managed to sheer over to where I was atop a mountain in a remote cabin and dump a flood on me. Lightning hit and destroyed my phone and knocked my toe nail off and gave me quite a fright.  I remember looking out the door, at this river flowing past, where there used to be a path, and lightning lit up the world and thunder crashed as my hair eerily raised up around me and then next I knew, KER-BOOM and I was on the floor with a searing pain in my toe.  I never found that toe nail either, but found a tiny hole in the screened in porch. Did it fly through the screen?  I shall never know. I went to the phone, to call someone, heck I admit, I was a tad scared and now the phone was dead.
 
I was shivering and couldn't believe it was the middle of June and I was building a fire in the fireplace and plugging in an electric blanket. I slept by the fire but woke up every few hours to add more logs. I must have picked that phone up a hundred times, wishing for a dial tone or static or something.  It was a strange summer, to go up there to escape the hurricane season and only have it follow me anyhow...
 
This year I will be in the BVI all year again.  After missing months of work when I was laid up in that dang cast, last year (I busted up my leg in two places two weeks before a planned vacation) well, it drained any hopes of a vacation last year and this year as well.   But I am not complaining, I apparently  have nine or more  lives and haven't used them all up  anyhow.
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